OFFICIAL NFL Discussion Thread: 2015-16 Season - Congrats to the Denver Broncos and their fans! SB 5

[Peep Game]

RG3 needs to leave DC. And the NFL for awhile.

What do you mean for a while?

The damage is already done. His brain is on Wes Welker and Polamalu status.

It's not even a laughing matter anymore, dude needs to retire for good but he feels like he needs to prove something to us which is very sad when you think about it

For awhile like a full season or two. He needs to stage something to make it look like he's been hit by a car, then return like Stone Cold and be better than ever in 2017

 

[elpablo21]

@StillIn729

Every greasy cannoli-inhaling specimen from South Philly named Vito and Rocco along with the South Jersey riff raff portion of our fanbase that still crashes high school parties at the age of 32 bought up all the Riley Cooper jerseys that went on clearance at ****’s sporting goods after he made his racist remarks.

Mention one word about how our current Snuggle the Fabric Softener Bear look alike coach has dismantled the entire roster and you’ll hear an entire gaggle of our troglodyte, painkiller addicted white trash fans blurt out “DURRRR Chip knows what he’s doing DERP” in between sucking down a whippet and wolfing down a sandwich made from the shaved meat of a cow’s sphincter slathered in cheese whiz which we consider to be Michelin star quality cuisine.

The official collective voice of all Eagles fans is a guy in Bakersfield that goes by eatdatpussy445 and does fast food reviews on his YouTube channel in between *****ing about how ****** this team truly is.

We traded Nick Foles for a quarterback that has shoulders made of Funyuns.

I once saw a girl so ****-faced drunk that she was being carried down the steps of the upper deck completely incapacitated. And the game hadn’t even started yet.

So I’m taking a bus through southern NJ en route to Philly last September right after week 1. At one stop on come this guy who is dressed as a reject from Sons of Anarchy and his girlfriend who has more fingers than teeth. Naturally this couple sits directly in front of me and I of course don’t have my headphones. We’re still a good hour from Philly so I was lucky enough to hear their tales of various times they got arrested, went to rehab, went back to jail, etc.

Then another guy gets on and sits in the row across from us wearing an Eagles shirt and then the fun begins. The biker noticed the shirt and immediately talks to the guy about how the Eagles are going all the way this year and how impressive they were in week 1 (they beat the Jags and were down 17-0 at halftime). Then an impromptu “FlyEagles Fly” chant is started and the biker takes out a bottle of whiskey and starts swigging. It was 2:30pm on a ******* Monday. Also the guy in the Eagles shirt took a piss on the floor right as he was sitting in his seat. **** the Eagles.

Growing up an Eagles fan is the necessary preparation I need for being mediocre throughout life. I’ll have nice, personal, victories here and there, and I’ll have some memorable moments.

But alas, I’m an Eagles fan, and that means that I’ll never get a corner office, get married, and have a family. That means that I’ll have the woman of my dreams right in front of me, and on 3rd and 4, I’ll say something to sabotage the entire relationship and ruin my shot. And just when I think that things might get better by hiring a life coach/financial planner who shows promise, he’ll intentionally **** all over my life and ruin what little I had going for myself.

I’ll be 50 years old and overweight, wearing a Randall Cunningham jersey at the Linc, telling the young kids throwing batteries at Cowboys players about the good ol’ days.

**** this team. **** Chip Kelly. **** you mouth breathers in South Philly.

You all laugh now, but when Chip finally gets the roster he wants and figures out a blocking scheme for the DoubleWide 10 — one center, 10 QBs — it’s going to make Bill Walsh look like Woody Hayes.

While I was writing this Sam Bradford blew out both ACLs fumbling for his credit card at a RedBox.

 

[stillin729]

Jesus; what is that from?

 

[elpablo21]

Jesus; what is that from?

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-philadelphia-eagles-1725165274

Patiently waiting on Seattle's 

 

[rolaholic]

Those Iggle fan comments :x

 

[kingkoopa]

We traded Nick Foles for a quarterback that has shoulders made of Funyuns.

Dog where is this from?

 

[stillin729]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-philadelphia-eagles-1725165274



Patiently waiting on Seattle's 

I didn't even realize this was out, I was looking for the Eagles one when the Texans one got posted in here the other day

my fav quote

We haven’t won a title since my grandfather was my age. Since then, it’s been 50 years of getting face _____. By the way, pop-pop is dead.

 

[Deleted member 37754]

lmao good lord and some of yall talk bad about Raiders games. Don't get me wrong they can get bad, but Philly is right there with them apparently.


"Tannehill is the NFL’s most-sacked quarterback (139 times) in the past three seasons. An improved offensive line will go a long way to helping the Dolphins’ offense take the next step." - James Walker, ESPN

In other news water is in fact wet.

 

[stillin729]

the Vet was something bad, I didn't even like going there, the Linc is a lot better because a lot of the "white trash" has been priced out of the Linc but I would still prefer football in my house or at a bar

on a random side note my buddy bought a place in South Philly on the street where that Chiefs bar is, I need to check out Big Charles Saloon

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[dmxfury]

Football fans 'live'

 

[Clyde Frog]

Best comment i've seen was for the Bears

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-s...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

My friend who suffered from epileptic seizure activity throughout his life finally had a series of operations that fixed the issue completely. Soon after, with no prior interest in football, he told me he was taking up Bears fandom. This is 100% truth: A man literally has a piece of his brain removed, becomes a Bears fan.

 

[nick.]

We traded Nick Foles for a quarterback that has shoulders made of Funyuns.

Dog where is this from?

i'm dead

 

[elpablo21]

Best comment i've seen was for the Bears

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-s...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

My friend who suffered from epileptic seizure activity throughout his life finally had a series of operations that fixed the issue completely. Soon after, with no prior interest in football, he told me he was taking up Bears fandom. This is 100% truth: A man literally has a piece of his brain removed, becomes a Bears fan.

 

[str8drop]

Best comment i've seen was for the Bears

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-s...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

My friend who suffered from epileptic seizure activity throughout his life finally had a series of operations that fixed the issue completely. Soon after, with no prior interest in football, he told me he was taking up Bears fandom. This is 100% truth: A man literally has a piece of his brain removed, becomes a Bears fan.

 

[elpablo21]

http://www.procamps.com/football101

Throughout the clinic, Rob Gronkowski will offer insight on football basics in a fun and relaxed atmosphere. Campers will experience various stations specializing in fundamental football skills, will participate in touch football games, and will participate in an interactive question and answer period with Rob. Women will enjoy complimentary food and drinks during a cocktail hour prior to the clinic.

Complimentary beer, wine, and our signature “Gronk-tini”

Private dinner & cocktails with Rob

 

[fraij da 5 11]

WYTS is such a great series. 

Two of their most memorable plays in the last 30 years are a 4th down catch in a Divisional Playoff game by Freddie Mitchell and a 90 yard punt by their Quarterback.

 

[dmxfury]

Cunningham's punt though

 

[mister friendly]

 

[Chester McFloppy]

http://www.procamps.com/football101

Throughout the clinic, Rob Gronkowski will offer insight on football basics in a fun and relaxed atmosphere. Campers will experience various stations specializing in fundamental football skills, will participate in touch football games, and will participate in an interactive question and answer period with Rob. Women will enjoy complimentary food and drinks during a cocktail hour prior to the clinic.

Complimentary beer, wine, and our signature “Gronk-tini”

Private dinner

It will be

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[Peep Game]

WYTS is such a great series. 

It really is

 

[dontbelikethat]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet

Evan Mathis will go thru with his planned visit to #Seahawks tomorrow, source said. Unlikely to reach agreement with another team beforehand

 

[fraij da 5 11]

Please not Seattle, Evan.

 

[stillin729]

He's probably looking for at least 2 years and 10 million

 

[macbk]

Yahoo has no chill

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[elpablo21]

Not putting much into Mathis visiting or possibly signing, somebody is going to offer him more.