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I sympathize with Joey, I know what it is like to have a tumble on some stairs.
While back at my job I was getting some water, and I peeped some cakes boxes from "Nothing Bundt Cake" in the lower level break room. Knew them joints must be filled with some mini bundt cake goodness. I thought it was left over from a department party, and it was put out for the rest of the employees to enjoy so it doesn't go to waste.
Ran down the stairs, opened the boxes, and saw they were a whole selection of varieties. I thought it was weird, like damn no one wanted these, so I grabbed a Marble and a White Chocolate Raspberry joint. From down the way I heard one lady yelled to her coworker "I rested the deserts in the break room, I have to go grab them". Right then I there I realized I goofed, the event had not happen yet, I was taking **** I shouldn't be taking. ****
So I did what any reasonable adult would do. I quickly wrapped my bundt cakes in paper towels, put my head down, and power walked outta there. Went right pass ole girl like...
I ducked into the stairwell right as I saw her entering the break room. I tried run up them stairs to safety but I slipped on like the fourth stair and went tumble back down them joints. Turned an ankle on one leg, tweaked my knee on the other. Thankfully no one saw me, but the injuries I sustained had me walking back into my department like...
Those mini bundt cakes were good though, even though they were crushed the **** up at that point.
So shout out to Joey for getting up the rest of them joints.
On the real though, I know the feels. Being washed at 34 ain’t no joke