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HANDSOMEI've been scratching my head on who Mitch McConnel reminds me of. Now I remember:
that is the turtle's fantasywalks in on his wife getting plowed
This is some Proud Boy thinking, you need abandon this train of thought.On another note. If someone really wanted to do something bad to Mitch McConnell.
How hard would it be to get within reasonable access or distance of him. I know Presidents have the secret service and all. But how hard would it be for someone if they wanted to beat the breaks off McConnell.
Would never happen. His security is as good as Trump's. You'll never get close to the hero in a halfshell.On another note. If someone really wanted to do something bad to Mitch McConnell.
How hard would it be to get within reasonable access or distance of him. I know Presidents have the secret service and all. But how hard would it be for someone if they wanted to beat the breaks off McConnell.
Maybe try to trick him with an offer for free pizza with extra anchovies?Would never happen. His security is as good as Trump's. You'll never get close to the hero in a halfshell.
Anchovies are for the proletariat. If you want to catch McTurtle, I think we need to kick things up a notch. Pizza with extra coal shavings, sprinkled with tears of the poors. Thatll really get his turtle **** hard.Maybe try to trick him with an offer for free pizza with extra anchovies?
No.am i a bad person if i find this hilarious?
am i a bad person if i find this hilarious?
It's the opposite. It's common sense. Our "leaders" are out here actively working against common sense and making their own lives harder. It would be easier to do their jobs instead of constantly remix their first hot take time and time again to keep acting like the virus isnt a global problem. Actively sabotaging the country they represent has to be harder than simply saying "listen to the science, and here, take this mask and wear it." ******* treasonous vermin.What other countries are doing isn't ****ing rocket science either.
Being passive doesn’t work in America though so I get it.
the only way to get through to the government is through money or violence.