Official Umar Johnson Thread

[WASHED KING]

If you’re 6’3+ and you’re not a professional athlete you should be embarrassed.

Lamar Jackson needs receivers, the Warriors paint protection is clearly lacking and you wanna have an “office job”.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Nah, 6"3 is too short for THAT label.

I would say if you are a regular human 6'7 and above, that would be a different story.

There are plenty of 6'3 folks walking around.

 

[WASHED KING]

Nah, 6"3 is too short for THAT label.

I would say if you are a regular human 6'7 and above, that would be a different story.

There are plenty of 6'3 folks walking around.

Nah stop shooting them bail. 6’3 you’re in the top 2% for height.

You couldn’t at least make a practice squad? Not even the G league?

Embarrassing

 

[deusavertat]

If you’re 6’3+ and you’re not a professional athlete you should be embarrassed.

Lamar Jackson needs receivers, the Warriors paint protection is clearly lacking and you wanna have an “office job”.

Back in 2007 I ran a 4.4 40 and could throw the pigskin a quarter mile. I couldve been in the league making millions soaking it up in the hot tub with my soulmate.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Nah stop shooting them bail. 6’3 you’re in the top 2% for height.

You couldn’t at least make a practice squad? Not even the G league?

Embarrassing

Nah.

6'3 is way too short for THAT distinction.

 

[WASHED KING]

Nah.

6'3 is way too short for THAT distinction.

If we’re speaking strictly hoops I agree, but I’m factoring in football too.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

If we’re speaking strictly hoops I agree, but I’m factoring in football too.

Even harder with football since there aren't as many global jobs available.

You still need to have the skill to make it.

 

[spiderjericho]

Skill and athleticism. Height is only one portion.

 

[WASHED KING]

Tom Brady unatheltic self can play QB for 20 years I don’t wanna hear it.

 

[spiderjericho]

Tom Brady unatheltic self can play QB for 20 years I don’t wanna hear it.

Skill. And a hint of athleticism.

 

[deusavertat]

Ok we need to address the elephant in the room. Height doesnt come with athleticism, endurance and fast twitch muscles.

Not everyone can be like me. 6ft4 laser rocket arm, chiseled biceps, arms like legs, legs like tree trunks. I chose to get a white collar desk job.

 

[deusavertat]

Tom Brady unatheltic self can play QB for 20 years I don’t wanna hear it.

He is a system QB with a great Oline and defense his whole career.

 

[sooperhooper]

Y'all better be referencing black athletes only. If not, 5,000 lashes.

 

[Mark Antony]

Back in 2007 I ran a 4.4 40 and could throw the pigskin a quarter mile. I couldve been in the league making millions soaking it up in the hot tub with my soulmate.

Damn your wife not your soulmate?

 

[deusavertat]

Damn your wife not your soulmate?

If I was in the league I couldve done better.

 

[finessence]

If you’re 6’3+ and you’re not a professional athlete you should be embarrassed.

Lamar Jackson needs receivers, the Warriors paint protection is clearly lacking and you wanna have an “office job”.

What’s worse…. Being 6’3” and not a professional athlete… or 6’9”+ and not a professional athlete???

Anyone 6’4” and under can still blend in with regular society.

6’9”, 6’10” and above

 

[deusavertat]

What’s worse…. Being 6’3” and not a professional athlete… or 6’9”+ and not a professional athlete???

Anyone 6’4” and under can still blend in with regular society.

6’9”, 6’10” and above

I might as well be 6ft9 to shorter people, the way they treat me sometimes for not fulfilling my hoop dreams.

 

[k3stacks]

at acting like 6'3 is 6'7+

For sure 5'9 and under thinking like that

 

[deusavertat]

at acting like 6'3 is 6'7+

For sure 5'9 and under thinking like that

My wife is 5ft11 and some guy at the doctors office was like how tall are you 6ft2 6ft3 to her.

I think people who are shorter generally overestimate height.

 

[spiderjericho]

My boxing coach told me last week he is 6’1. Being 6’0 or possibly 6’1, I said there’s no way you’re 6’1. I’m taller and I’m legit 6’0 (since I had to get my height taken in the military). He was heated the rest of the session and started to take it out on me.

 

[sooperhooper]

It's funny when people that obviously aren't a certain height insist that they are

 

[deusavertat]

My boxing coach told me last week he is 6’1. Being 6’0 or possibly 6’1, I said there’s no way you’re 6’1. I’m taller and I’m legit 6’0 (since I had to get my height taken in the military). He was heated the rest of the session and started to take it out on me.

Im pretty sure my football coach exaggerated my height and weight in high school.

No way a skinny 10th grader is 6ft3 225 lbs

 

[spiderjericho]

Im pretty sure my football coach exaggerated my height and weight in high school.

No way a skinny 10th grader is 6ft3 225 lbs

Never let facts get in the way of a good story.

…Never let facts get in the way of a good story.

 

[finessence]

When I tell people that I’m 5’11” it shocks them. “You look 6’1” or 6’2”.

I’m skinny as heck though. People be more upset that I’m not 6’1” than myself

 

[finessence]

Never let facts get in the way of a good story.

…Never let facts get in the way of a good story.

Realizing Allen Iverson was 5’10”… Jordan 6’4” and Hakeem Olajuwon is like 6’9”’or 6’10” ruined my childhood