JA, I wonder about you sometimes.
Let go of the old white man thing. Pretend that that isn't true, even tho it is, he's an old white man. My point is, what he did, was nothing. He bleeds a chick out by cutting her leg. *shivers*
He pushes another old lady out a window, oh wait, no he doesn't, he lets the ***** fall herself. *the horror* And then he beats a donut pretend cop with a hammer *at least that's something*
HIS DAUGHTER was a bigger killer than he was. What, the, ****, are you not getting? Dude was a lame. Old dude, with mommy issues. He cried when they hit bambi. **** man, this is a serial killer that Dex wanted to learn from, dude was pathetic. So yeah, call me crazy, it was lame. He performed the role well, the dialogue was terrific, but on the whole, he (as the main adversary) and the season were meh to me. Everything I just said, is true. Those were literally his kills. He had mommy problems, he was all sad and broken about the dear getting hit, dude was weak as hell.
The very next year, the Jordan Chase year, the first of the 5 guys that Dex finds, the idiot animal picker upper guy, they both pass out, ambulance gets them, they sit there face to face, lookin at each other, race out the hospital, hunting each other, those scenes were better than anything in season 4 minus the final 30 seconds. Even better than the Hello Dexter Morgan..... Sorry dude, Trinity was overrated imo big time.
As for Expendables, yeah, I have no idea how it could work. The greats of the EIGHTIES kickin *** 3 decades later. No clue how that ain't work out. Ya know, other than they were all in their 40's in the 80's, sure.
Dude, this was On Golden Pond with machine guns. The villain? I think that used to be Van Damme, instead he was just VD. I was wondering why the glasses the whole time, then he took them off. I wish he hadn't.
I have no idea what happened to Drago, but it wasn't good.
I have no idea why Statham and Crews are there, but oh well.
Loved the dialogue "I'll be back" "Who's next, Rambo?"
"Sorry, we can't help you"' Helps them.
"I work alone" Comes with friends.
It was beyond lame. Sure, I get the fun of seeing them do some work, no prob. The idea of it all, I like, but the actual usage, lame. HORRIBLY exectued. Each scene was just a hurry up to shoot more bullets.
Everyone up eating food, literally, in the middle of eating foot, "lights out" and it goes dark. Time to shoot ****.
Come on.
Fast and Furious isn't about bullets or any of that, they had like 2 gun fights in the last movie, and they don't even really "race" cars anymore. They merely allude to it. They've built the story up with each movie, and everyone loved 5, it was easily the best of the franchise, and bringing in key characters has worked wonders. You actually SEE the villians, they aren't just random bodies that get shot and crash into a windshield.
So yeah, not the same movie, not even remotely close. Surely the Furious franchise isn't Macbeth or anything, absolutely has cheese to it, but the directing at least has a purpose, there is a reason for things, the story vibes with what you are seeing. That is NOT the case with the 80's rebirth and former glory of the washed up action stars.