*Paris 2024 Summer Olympics Thread: I think we’ve reached peak art

[whtascene]

Tf the minions have to do with the Olympics.

 

[rolaholic]

Who is this French Soprano singing the anthem as lady Liberty?

 

[nikekid6]

Tf the minions have to do with the Olympics.

Everything bruh….




But forreal. Networks

 

[nikekid6]

This needs Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan…#rushhourforever

 

[Sinner]

No idea who she is, but what an amazing moment for her.

 

[us3less]

When is Jay-Z and Kanye coming on?

I'm kidding. Interesting choice to not have this done in a stadium unless they had no plans to maintain it (i.e. look at Rio's stadium back in 2020), but it seems like everything is everywhere and it's just a bit messy? At least that's how I feel about it.

 

[rolaholic]

Breakdancing is an Olympic sport now?

Kinda hard

 

[rolaholic]

No idea who she is, but what an amazing moment for her.

Angelic voice

 

[jpzx]

Breakdancing is an Olympic sport now?

Kinda hard

That was pretty nice lol

 

[Sinner]

Breakdancing is an Olympic sport now?

Kinda hard

Nike Made a Breakdancing Shoe for the Olympics

Introducing the Nike Jam.

www.complex.com

 

[jpzx]

Kiribati got a rowboat

 

[rolaholic]

Kiribati got a rowboat

They had Gabon in like a dinghy

 

[rolaholic]

Such a smorgasbord of French music , they've had classical, rock and now french house

They would've definitely had Daft Punk out there if they didn't retire

 

[jpzx]

Quick gonna figure out what the 1 athlete of Lichtenstein is competing in

 

[gry60]

Such a smorgasbord of French music , they've had classical, rock and now french house

Caught Aya Nakamura too.

They need to slide some Booba in there

 

[wavycrocket]

All over the place . I liked Beijing & Rio opening ceremonies the best lately.





This seems toned down, kinda boring.

 

[T0INE]

Nastee EYE-talian said earlier that some of these athletes are gonna have to swim in this dingy looking Seine for events this Olympics.

Said that if the events were scheduled for today they'd have to be postponed because the Seine didn't pass the E-coli tests.

 

[wavycrocket]

Caught Aya Nakamura too.

They need to slide some Booba in there

Heard that one song before. Did some research, and saw she comes from a family of Griots. Imagine that, on the world stage

Shorty can’t dance for nothing tho . And I was dying laughing at the French dudes behind her with Trumpets, trying to hit their lil 2 step

 

[Sinner]

All over the place . I liked Beijing & Rio opening ceremonies the best lately.





This seems toned down, kinda boring.

I get what they're trying to do... Paris appears to be an amazing city with lots of history and culture... so they naturally want to show it off... but so far, it just isn't working for me.

 

[rolaholic]

Heard that one song before. Did some research, and saw she comes from a family of Griots. Imagine that, on the world stage

Shorty can’t dance for nothing tho . And I was dying laughing at the French dudes behind her with Trumpets, trying to hit their lil 2 step

That's why a lot of folks over there were outraged when they announced she'd be singing after the president himself personally asked her to

She's like the French Rihanna

Not as much outrage for non-French citizens like Lady Gaga and Celine Dion performing though

 

[rolaholic]

All over the place . I liked Beijing & Rio opening ceremonies the best lately.





This seems toned down, kinda boring.

My moms just texted me saying this

So far only the Lady Gaga and Aya part moved her

 

[rfx45]

noah lyles avoiding the bball players in the boat?

 

[jpzx]

What in god’s name is this French Pitbull

 

[nikekid6]

What in god’s name is this French Bulldog

Hahaha said the same thing

 

[HIM]

LA better not do any of this extra stuff. Just host it at Coliseum and have the athletes pull up in lowriders