*Paris 2024 Summer Olympics Thread: I think we’ve reached peak art

[rck3sactown]

Get Payton Manning off the olympics man

 

[dragicon]

Wait where's the cauldron gonna be.

Does this mean the closing is stadium less as well.

Anything other than flames shooting out the top of the Eifel tower is a failure in my opinion.

 

[rolaholic]

Awesome to see out there given the circumstances

So many of their fellow athletes were killed over the last 9 months

 

[Sinner]

Wow!

 

[frink85]

good thing rain is like 0.5% chance in LA in July

 

[rolaholic]

Get Payton Manning off the olympics man

I understand Snoop because he's universally beloved but Peyton is so out of place

 

[rolaholic]

Not sure if this is the Olympics ceremony anymore or Eurovision

 

[daruma]

good thing rain is like 0.5% chance in LA in July

gonna be HOT AF

 

[703 hwy]

It’s probably set in now that Joel realized he played himself going with USA

 

[noblekane]

embiid sounds like shyne

 

[whtascene]

What's with the blue body paint guy singing.

 

[gry60]

Embiid with that Cameroonian French

 

[jpzx]

Awesome to see out there given the circumstances

So many of their fellow athletes were killed over the last 9 months

Link? I don’t know anything about their athletes being killed

 

[frink85]

gonna be HOT AF

gotta hope no wild heatwave like now hah

Embiid should’ve just said he wanted a gold medal

 

[nikekid6]

Embiid for the wrong team smh. Give his spot up

 

[703 hwy]

gotta hope no wild heatwave like now hah

Embiid should’ve just said he wanted a gold medal

It’s gonna be even hotter in 2028 from global warming.

 

[Sinner]

Ok, I'm ready for this Eurovision bit to end now.

 

[rolaholic]

Link? I don’t know anything about their athletes being killed

 

[dragicon]

“These people are dancing on a volcano”

No Mike, they’re dancing on a boat.

 

[whtascene]

What's that burning piano made of.

 

[frink85]

They gotta close out with Daft Punk

 

[maxelite]

Mechanical horse on a river is kinda lit lol

 

[703 hwy]

So the river has high levels of E Coli at the moment and they’re saying that they possibly won’t be able to do the events scheduled for Tuesday. I’m not a scientist but I’m sure the levels will still be high Tuesday right?

 

[703 hwy]

Mechanical horse on a river is kinda lit lol

Reminds me of a Scooby Doo episode

 

[dragicon]

My daughter, who is 6, thinks this dude riding the robo-horse boat down the river is the funniest thing she’s ever seen. She is currently laughing with tears.