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so what. i do it because i like riding elevators. its fun.
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What if they feel like using the elevator? You use the stairs and accident might happen like you trip and fall, break both your legs. No one hears you because of the thick walls and the stairs get rarely used because of multiple elevators in the building, you are crawling but reach no where because the closest door is at the top of the stairs or all the way at the bottom. So your crawling for your life and the struggle gets to you. You see your life flash before your eyes and realize you are going to die in a damn stairwell. They find your body at the next fire drill and your body has signs of decomposition and the only way to identify you is with your teeth and one of them grimey dudes who sees you takes your jordans. So let them be, the people who choose the elevator. It ain't that big of a deal.
insert kevin ware leg.jpgWhat if they feel like using the elevator? You use the stairs and accident might happen like you trip and fall, break both your legs. No one hears you because of the thick walls and the stairs get rarely used because of multiple elevators in the building, you are crawling but reach no where because the closest door is at the top of the stairs or all the way at the bottom. So your crawling for your life and the struggle gets to you. You see your life flash before your eyes and realize you are going to die in a damn stairwell. They find your body at the next fire drill and your body has signs of decomposition and the only way to identify you is with your teeth and one of them grimey dudes who sees you takes your jordans. So let them be, the people who choose the elevator. It ain't that big of a deal.
I'm a Nutrition Assistant at a hospital, but this one is huge, with 6 elevators in this specific bay that we use. We have one that we mainly use and another optional one. The only thing I hate is when someone takes the elevator when you step away with your food trucks. Now that grinds my gears!I deal with this at my job and it drives me crazy. I work at a hospital and one of the elevators gets locked out during meal delivery so only dietary is allowed to use it. Usually isn't a problem, but on the weekends the physical therapy people are transporting patients at the same time lunch is being delivered, so it's really hard for other people to get an elevator. I'll be delivering food trucks and I'll have about 10 people staring at me like lost souls because they can't get an elevator, when there's a stairwell literally 10 feet away from the elevator doors. I'll be nice and drop people off on the way, but I'm not gonna lie and say my jimmies don't get rustled when they complain about how they had to wait 10 minutes but ask me to bring them to the floor directly above or below. It's only a 4-story building to begin with.
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