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rat uggs. 
Pick 2 to defend you. The rest want to kill you.
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A 100 3rd graders could take all of em
Top Boy
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10000 rats and 50 hawks.
The most dangerous combatant on that list is the other hunter but when you havw 10050 animals at your defense it's a non-issue. He'd be eaten alive by the rats or get high-speed murdered by the hawks.
The wolves and the lions are a non-issue, 10000 rats are about 9500 more than necessary to eat them alive.
The reddit thread didn't go into specifics but I would probably need a strap to take down the gorillas and bears. The hawks could probably kill or incapacitate the crocodiles.
The bulls would definitely get eaten alive
The most dangerous combatant on that list is the other hunter but when you havw 10050 animals at your defense it's a non-issue. He'd be eaten alive by the rats or get high-speed murdered by the hawks.
The wolves and the lions are a non-issue, 10000 rats are about 9500 more than necessary to eat them alive.
The reddit thread didn't go into specifics but I would probably need a strap to take down the gorillas and bears. The hawks could probably kill or incapacitate the crocodiles.
The bulls would definitely get eaten alive
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Lol @ probably
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the gorillas and the rats only because no way can i see anything taking out 10k rats...
but those water buffalo...even one is a lot to take on.
probably end up with like a gun with bullets, one gorilla and a couple of thousand rats when all is said and done.
but those water buffalo...even one is a lot to take on.
probably end up with like a gun with bullets, one gorilla and a couple of thousand rats when all is said and done.
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these aren't robots, they're animals. as soon as you get bitten by the first rat, all that is on your mind as an animal is OMG I JUST GOT BITTEN BY SEVERAL RATS
ten thousand rats equals, like, over a hundred rats for every badass beast on this list. living razor blades that attack and crawl inside. I want that and guns on my side.
that's why nobody really understands what a billion is, people don't look at numbers.
ten thousand rats equals, like, over a hundred rats for every badass beast on this list. living razor blades that attack and crawl inside. I want that and guns on my side.
that's why nobody really understands what a billion is, people don't look at numbers.
Top Boy
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My only thing about the rats is I doubt they could kill a gorilla or bear outside of exhaustion.
4 gorillas could probably kill 10000 rats imo which is why you need at least a high-powered rifle.
If not 4 gorillas could easily just kill you before the rats ever kill them
4 gorillas could probably kill 10000 rats imo which is why you need at least a high-powered rifle.
If not 4 gorillas could easily just kill you before the rats ever kill them
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no way around picking the 10000 rats period IMO. who in their right mind thinks anything on the list is taking out 10000 rats?
so its really that and whatever else you feel like would defend you the best/what you wouldn't want to go up against.
for me that was the silverbacks because their strength and speed is ridiculous. i feel like 5 of them would have a chance against anything on that list, even the hunter. they can take a bullet and there are more of them than him. he would get annihilated easily. i can then take his gun and use it against whatever i needed to.
the hawks are a problem too coming from the air but the gorillas can jump and all that.
the water buffalo (if thats what they are) are a huge problem and it boils down to how many rats you have left and how many gorillas you have left and the terrain.
so its really that and whatever else you feel like would defend you the best/what you wouldn't want to go up against.
for me that was the silverbacks because their strength and speed is ridiculous. i feel like 5 of them would have a chance against anything on that list, even the hunter. they can take a bullet and there are more of them than him. he would get annihilated easily. i can then take his gun and use it against whatever i needed to.
the hawks are a problem too coming from the air but the gorillas can jump and all that.
the water buffalo (if thats what they are) are a huge problem and it boils down to how many rats you have left and how many gorillas you have left and the terrain.
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exhaustion is literally how we used to hunt animals. just chase them down repeatedly until they fell over tired and you could superkick them to death.
I want you to picture one hundred rats in the room with you, then actually multiply that by 100.
I honestly don't think there's an animal on the land that can deal with one hundred rats.
they will eat your delicious flesh clean off.
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maybe its because i'm from nyc but have you ever seen rats swarm anything?
or rather have you ever seen a rat in the wild?
they're huge, dirty and are always in the nastiest places. they can kill pets and spread deadly diseases. 100 of them is already a problem but 10000? they could swarm anything on land and eat it to the bone.
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x10,000
x5
You would probably only need about 20 rats to kill the hunter. Once that dude has 2 or 3 rats climbing up his leg that rifle's not gonna do him much good.
That leaves you with thousands and thousands of rats to gang up on everything else and the 5 silverbacks to do the heavy lifting.
x5
You would probably only need about 20 rats to kill the hunter. Once that dude has 2 or 3 rats climbing up his leg that rifle's not gonna do him much good.
That leaves you with thousands and thousands of rats to gang up on everything else and the 5 silverbacks to do the heavy lifting.
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Don't matter. Whatever I see storm across that horizon, I'm offing myself. **** that.
Top Boy
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Remember tho, you still need to not die amongst the chaos. All it takes is one hawk swooping down on you and it is over. Their talons are big af and sharp af, just one could dive bomb and maim you in seconds and you'd never see it coming. I chose them so I wouldn't have to deal with that, not because I felt they were the best choice.
Which is exactly why I chose the rats but inversely you have to recognize that a silverback gorilla is 10x stronger than a human being. Im under the assumption their dermal layer is proportionally as strong too. I highly doubt a gorilla is going to just watch some rats swarm them and again, all they have to do is kill you. They could easily accomplish that before the rats ever slow them down enough to make them a non-issue.
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da bulls is underated...7 of those bad boys, and da hunter is more then enough in my opinion...
me and da hunter would saddle on top of em to avoid da 10,000 rats, you can spear da apes, lions, etc. with da horns.
and you got decent speed to get away from anything else.
me and da hunter would saddle on top of em to avoid da 10,000 rats, you can spear da apes, lions, etc. with da horns.
and you got decent speed to get away from anything else.
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Whoa, 10,000 rats?
I don't want those problems.
I don't want those problems.
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I understand that a gorilla is a for-real gorilla, but let any animal get bit in its eye/crotch/toes, and it is suddenly almost nonfunctional.
you're gonna lose lots of rats, no doubt about it...but I like their chances.
honestly the correct answer to any variation on the Zombie Apocalypse question. modern day humans absolutely suck as pure animals. our weapon is society.
Top Boy
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Fam you really think you're just going to spear a silverback gorilla, bears, lions, wolves, and hawks?
All those rats, you'd be dead in 30 seconds.
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Fam you really think you're just going to spear a silverback gorilla, bears, lions, wolves, and hawks?
All those rats, you'd be dead in 30 seconds.
I liked the part where a bull became a trusty steed.
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Rats and Hunter for sure. Rats to swarm and at the very least distract the beasts while the hunter picks them off
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Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios
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Light work. Wolves and lions. Only know to survive. And doesn’t say we have to fight to the death just kill enough to escape. Crocs are slow anyway.
