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Hey i just crazy,
and this is number
But heres my maybe,
So call me met you
and this is number
But heres my maybe,
So call me met you
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Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae
hey i just met you / and this is crazy / but i have alzheimers / hey i just met you
Originally Posted by 10 Piece Nuggets
at the dragon one.
Got this from NT and has worked wonders. Always gets a girl giggling and whatnot.
If you ask a girl if she has a boyfriend, or if you flirt and she eventually mentions she has a boyfriend, smoothly hit her with a "So how long have you had that problem for?"
Originally Posted by lazybonejone
Nothing has worked better than "Hey, how's it going? My name is ________"
But, this has worked incredibly well for me as well.
Go to the girl and pound her drink.
Then calmly say, "May I buy you a drink?"
Three for three with that one.
Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae
hey i just met you / and this is crazy / but i have alzheimers / hey i just met you
Originally Posted by stickmandude
Girl, if I was your heart would you let me beat?
You: Are you going to the party tonight?
Her: What party?
You: The one in your mouth, cause i'm definitely cumming.
You: Hey you wanna box?
Her: umm... ok?
You: Good, now get on your hands and knees and start giving blows to the head.
Originally Posted by stickmandude
Girl, if I was your heart would you let me beat?
You: Are you going to the party tonight?
Her: What party?
You: The one in your mouth, cause i'm definitely cumming.
You: Hey you wanna box?
Her: umm... ok?
You: Good, now get on your hands and knees and start giving blows to the head.
Originally Posted by stickmandude
Girl, if I was your heart would you let me beat?
You: Are you going to the party tonight?
Her: What party?
You: The one in your mouth, cause i'm definitely cumming.
You: Hey you wanna box?
Her: umm... ok?
You: Good, now get on your hands and knees and start giving blows to the head.
Originally Posted by eashawty
"girl if u aint lookin like a hot cup of tea...& I GOT THE FLU!!"
Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns
Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae
hey i just met you / and this is crazy / but i have alzheimers / hey i just met you
Hahaha I'm gonna try this one outOriginally Posted by shoeking2101
Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone
ask her to feel the fabric of your sleeve...
you: hey girl, you know what this is?
her: what?
you: boyfriend material
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Originally Posted by dyyhard
Hey can I follow you home?
("What?")
Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.