whyhellothere
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Hi. My credit score is excellent.
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[COLOR=#red]SWAG: Want to come to the BBQ?
GIRL: What BBQ?
SWAG: The one where I put my MEAT ON YO GRILL *****
GIRL: What BBQ?
SWAG: The one where I put my MEAT ON YO GRILL *****
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..........out of all the rejections, he at least got lucky once and got to touch someone's....
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All you need to do is this:
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Pick up lines are overrated....
Just introduce yourself...if she thinks you're cute proceed to have a normal convo...if not then keep it moving
Just introduce yourself...if she thinks you're cute proceed to have a normal convo...if not then keep it moving
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Guy- Sup Girl
Girl- I have a boyfriend.
Guy- I have a math test tomorrow.
Girl-???
Guy- I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on.
Girl- I have a boyfriend.
Guy- I have a math test tomorrow.
Girl-???
Guy- I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on.
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Not bad...
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I thought you was going to post the "I thought we were talking about things that didnt matter" line
Good one
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usually this is how it goes after a few sentences
me: "so what do you do?"
girl: **proceeds to talk about stupid desk job she has"
me: interrupting her with the most serious face on... "did you say you're a model"
if its an older woman:
me: shouldnt you be (enter something a 22 year old girl would be doing), whatre you like 22 years old?
get the laughs and youre good
me: "so what do you do?"
girl: **proceeds to talk about stupid desk job she has"
me: interrupting her with the most serious face on... "did you say you're a model"
if its an older woman:
me: shouldnt you be (enter something a 22 year old girl would be doing), whatre you like 22 years old?
get the laughs and youre good
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shoeking2101
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"I don't play for the thunder, but you're making my James Harden"
shoeking2101
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shoeking2101
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To quote a friend of mine,
"A good joke told with confidence is the only wingman you will ever need"
"A good joke told with confidence is the only wingman you will ever need"
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^ Classic
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Hi. I'm Ryan Lochte.
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love the wwe pick up lines, LOL
iamdavidrice
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was drunk at a party Saturday...Rihanna - We Found Love came on...Walked up to girl said "Lets go find love in a hopeless place" ...followed me to the bathroom , made out almost smashed but the door aint lock and another chick walked in 
come at me
come at me
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solematic - You that girl from facebook right?
Sheneneh- Yeah, do i know you?
Solematic -
Take it from there.
Sheneneh- Yeah, do i know you?
Solematic -
Take it from there.
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what's your name?
who's your daddy,
is he rich? does he look like me?
has he taken any time to show u what you need to live?
tell it to me slowly, i really want to know.
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who's your daddy,
is he rich? does he look like me?
has he taken any time to show u what you need to live?
tell it to me slowly, i really want to know.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
