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lmaooooooOriginally Posted by whyhellothere
Originally Posted by wisache15
Originally Posted by Ryda421
just make eye contact and smile then introduce yourself or crack a simple joke pertaining to the surroundings and you will be good
Best one ive read.
Hey i just crazy,
and this is number
But heres my maybe,
So call me met you
Imma use thistext game
you: pick a number between 1 and 7.
her: 4...?
you: 4 days from now, you and i are going out.
"Hey are you retared? Cuz I think you're special!!"
I'm dying...
roses are red, violets are blue, were having sex because im stronger than you.Id die laughing if a guy ever told me any of these.
OHH MY GOODNESSthat would have worked on my ex
be prepared though.....women's comebacks.
Man: "Havent I seen you some place before?"
Woman: "Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. Whats your number?"
Woman: "Its in the phone book."
Man: "But I dont know your name."
Woman: "Thats in the phone book too."
Man: "Hey baby, whats your sign?"
Woman: "Stop!"
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Woman: "Actually I'd rather have the money."
Man: "I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours."
Woman: "I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours."
Man: "Will you go out with me this Saturday?"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend."