Pick up lines --- yes they work.

[tr1ll]

Originally Posted by MrONegative

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

Originally Posted by georgehimself

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

my whole brain is crying

Vintage NT

 

[sneaky]

Originally Posted by j d0t win

Guy: Do you like dragons?
Girl: umm yess i guess
Guy: Good because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face tonight


Guy: Are you into fitness?
Girl:Yes
Guy: Good so you can fitness **** in your mouth

 

[usafant]

Originally Posted by eashawty

Originally Posted by bruce negro

Originally Posted by Degenerate423

I am crying real tears in my cubicle right now.... Wow�

buddy�aint give a %+*$

 

[regal black]

that weatherman is a trip lol

 

[ground king]

i say beh, dont make me turn this rape into a murder

 

[oidreez]

he didnt give a *@#+

 

[swooshallday]

Originally Posted by dyyhard

I'm no weather man, but expect more than a couple of inches tonight.
Remember this moment, so we can tell our kids how we met.

you'll get slap LOL

 

[swooshallday]

Originally Posted by Luong1209

What do you call nuts on the wall? - Walnuts
What do you call nuts on your chest? - Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? - My **** in your mouth

WHAT THE?!

 

[ss3walkman]

Originally Posted by swooshallday

Originally Posted by dyyhard

I'm no weather man, but expect more than a couple of inches tonight.
Remember this moment, so we can tell our kids how we met.

you'll get slap LOL

With a spiked heel lol

 

[iamdavidrice]

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Can I buy you a giraffe > *
..


I dont get it man

 

[tizzlexiphone]

Originally Posted by lana85

Originally Posted by BRaTZ DoS

Originally Posted by Zyzz

roses are red, violets are blue, were having sex because im stronger than you.

 perfect.
  

Id die laughing if a guy ever told me any of these.

That's not a No tho [emoji]128064[/emoji]

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by Yeah

Originally Posted by three6mafia

guy: tickle your %%!#@ with a feather? (say it quick)
girl: huh?
guy: particularly nice weather.

+1

 

[boomboomskeetskeet]

p4l

 

[fog]

Chlorofoam... Gotta give that one a shot one day.

 

[ricky409]

The lack of dambs given by that weather man.

 

[tee99]

"Are you tired?

.....because I put something in your drink."

 

[tee99]

"Are you good at math?






....because I'd like to divide you into four pieces and multiple"

 

[tee99]

"You have beautiful eyes...



..too bad you wont be able to see through the blindfold"

 

[patrick bateman]

Originally Posted by tee99

"Are you good at math?


....because I'd like to divide you into four pieces and multiple"

 

[JJ Goon]

Damn there is some real ruthless lines in here 

Heres a few text game liners:

(Opener So i found this number on a bathroom stall and it said txt it if I was looking for a good time so i thought what the hell

Baby, Are you a rectangle? cos you are Acute

 

[pharelfor3]

Yo that rape X Murder line is terrible. I would love to see the reaction after someone uses it.

 

[checks mcgee]

Originally Posted by VeintiSiete

the other day i was at the Farmer's Market waiting to pay, and in the line next to me was a cutie who only was buying one item apparently

so i casually say "you know, they really should look into making a cashier line for the single-item customer" followed by a playful smile.

that cracked the ice and turned into brief humorous banter.

turns out she was married, so i didnt close.

but i could tell she was genuinely flattered and had she been a woman of looser morals, i would probably be balling her underwear in my hand as we speak.

YNS

 

[703 hwy]

Oh man, this thread has delivered and more

 

[soundnfury]

If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this one?

 

[xbiker47]

Originally Posted by 703 Hwy

Oh man, this thread has delivered and more

QFT

No way half these lines work