Pick-Up lines?

[andysleon]

Oh this thread is hilarious!!!the bunny hahaha

 

[DVMNXK]

Originally Posted by MaddenFan04

Me: You like like my first wife.

Her: How many wives have you had?

Me: None

/thread

 

[DVMNXK]

Me: Do you have any black in you?

Her: No

Me: Do you want some?


Suprisingly, there are a large number of women in Italy who actually do have black in them. Not sure how you rebound after they say yes

.

 

[fromthatown]

Originally Posted by Verdykt


http://www.youtube.com/v/ivnK29YADYs&rel=1

Opening lines of this song

Never heard that before

 

[chris82790]

i wish you were a DSL so i could get high speed access

 

[hardwork919]

Originally Posted by chris82790

can i take a picture of you so i could show santa what i want for christmas

After Dec. 1, I KNOW that line gets it in...

 

[retr0sxual]

Originally Posted by Disfunctional

You: Hi

Her: Hi

You: *Whips it out*

Fixed.

 

[kidfly sniperelite007]

Whats the deal honey buns. Ya'll like Pop Tarts

 

[limitedretroog]

I'm about to go to this new place opening. Wanna know what it's called?
Sure.
Your legs.

 

[danny tanner]

Me: Hey girl! You're official!
Her: I'm officially what?
Me: You officially gave me a boner!

Me: Did you know that they're 236 bones in your body
Her Yes (or she might say no)
Me Ok..Well do you want another one

 

[gregory house]

Originally Posted by KIDFLY SniperElite007

Whats the deal honey buns. Ya'll like Pop Tarts

Jamal Smith is a G.

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG

I'm about to go to this new place opening. Wanna know what it's called?
Sure.
Your legs.

Why would you ask her if she want's to know what it's called? It's be way better if you didn't

 

[swishasweets]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

 

[regal black]

"I like to eat, wanna see it in action?"

 

[maddenfan04]

Me: You look like my first wife.
her: how many wives have you had?
me: none

 

[xtonexbonex818]

wanna pipe?

 

[23kidd]

ehh I'll give it a try:

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

 

[bionic90]

Originally Posted by Gregory House

Originally Posted by KIDFLY SniperElite007

Whats the deal honey buns. Ya'll like Pop Tarts

Jamal Smith is a G.

 

[ballinsam23]

Originally Posted by FeeNix89

If I flip this coin, what do u think my chances are of gettin' head?

I'll be BK and you'll be mcdonald's, I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it.

Motion her to come with ur pointer finger, and if she does say "I made u come with one finger, imagine what the rest of the night could be like"

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more then a few inches tonight.

You: U work at subway?
Girl: Why?
You: 'Cause u just gave me a footlong

gotta try those

 

[mariobros44]

tho, gon try a couple

 

[vkhoj]

Originally Posted by 23kidd

ehh I'll give it a try:

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

*%*@$++ GOLD

 

[raptors29]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Is your nickname Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

 

[sc415]

Originally Posted by vkhoj

Originally Posted by 23kidd

ehh I'll give it a try:

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

*%*@$++ GOLD

I didn't understand it at 1st, but then re-read and was amaze! Pure gold

 

[dr813]

Originally Posted by 23kidd

ehh I'll give it a try:

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

 

[frank 7he t4nk]