Pick-Up lines?

[darius3668]

Originally Posted by 23kidd

ehh I'll give it a try:

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

this one got me ltmq (laughing to myself quietly) its more honest

 

[mister wiggy]

If your name was Sleep I'd be doing you in my bed right now

 

[shoeking2101]

Bump....this post is great lol

 

[hella fresh007]

Originally Posted by raptors29

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Is your nickname Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

it took me a while to get that one.

 

[kicktionair]

Originally Posted by 23kidd

ehh I'll give it a try:

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

This is it right here....

If I ever heard a good solid pick up line this is the father f them all. Outstanding

 

[chris steez]

Originally Posted by tml09

"Lest me smasheth from the posterior in a manner to which canines are accustomed."

1800s pick up lines

 

[chris82790]

Originally Posted by Kicktionair

Originally Posted by 23kidd

ehh I'll give it a try:

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

This is it right here....

If I ever heard a good solid pick up line this is the father f them all. Outstanding

ding ding ding we have a winner

 

[ground king]

Originally Posted by chris82790

Originally Posted by Kicktionair

Originally Posted by 23kidd

ehh I'll give it a try:

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

This is it right here....

If I ever heard a good solid pick up line this is the father f them all. Outstanding

ding ding ding we have a winner

Yeah, followed by a slap to the face

 

[liltank0206]

yo yo yo baby give me ya number fo i dont want it no mo!!

girl ill drank yo bathwater!!!!

 

[duckdafraft]

 

[ce0 mal]

Posted to read after work.

 

[nek32]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[jrthumper85]

Pure Class. Had me rolling all day at work!

 

[sharp e]

Originally Posted by Nek32

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[nyzmagician]

Originally Posted by badboyf0life420


http://www.youtube.com/v/i_lbNX8-Tyg&hl=en&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/i_lbNX8-Tyg&hl=en&fs=1&

I love this guy. He cracks me up.

Originally Posted by N1K3B4LLER

you: hey...do you know candice?

her: candice?

you: can dis d1*k fit in yo mouth?

 

[kidposite]

Originally Posted by Illuztrious

Me: Do you have any black in you?

Her: No

Me: Do you want some?


Suprisingly, there are a large number of women in Italy who actually do have black in them. Not sure how you rebound after they say yes

.

 

[lee the turntablist]

 

[samanthajonez]

 

[Deleted member 43142]

i'm going to use some of these tomorrow

 

[jaflash]

Originally Posted by lee the turntablist

lol at 1:30

 

[kicktionair]

Originally Posted by Ground King

Originally Posted by chris82790

Originally Posted by Kicktionair

Originally Posted by 23kidd

ehh I'll give it a try:

You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
You: Oh well I have a fish.
Her: Huh?
You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

This is it right here....

If I ever heard a good solid pick up line this is the father f them all. Outstanding

ding ding ding we have a winner

Yeah, followed by a slap to the face

Then some dome

 

[since1987]

i heard this one used b4.... "shut up B*!+# Swallow!" SMH didn't smooth over so well...

 

[fivefivenine]

 

[hole in the earth]

 

[janicegirl]

Originally Posted by 650

Are you looking for a stud? Cause I have an S-T-D and all I need is U!!

Works every time.