Post some ridiculous real names you have come across...

[Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios]

I have a cousin who named her daughter
Heavenlylove

Knew a guy who was named
Carlos Carlos.that was his real name.. Didn't believe him till I saw his id.

A guy whose name was guy.

Those the weirdest I've come across.

Heavenlylove is a dope name to me.

My name
Is weird but I ain't posting that ****. It's a interesting spelling of a common name.

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

Taco is a great name

I remember I was playing pick up at my local park one time. And we needed one, so we picked this guy up. Then when I asked him what his name was he said... "taco". I stonefaced the hell out of him and could tell he got low key embarrassed. So then he told me his real name.

Later I found out he was apparently some dude from Odd Future

 

[team91kix]

some from the list

trinity rainbow sage starchild
waylen peeweehouse
wolf freedom
santa ram
Daniel growcock
use use jr
penporn hubbard

 

[ahat]

 

[ahat]

Oh man how could i forget this one...

My boy went to college with this shorty. Her name was Squidesha. She had a son and daughter named Brilliant and Billionaira.


Brill and Bill

 

[dland24]

Went to middle school with 2 brothers named Ashley and Elaine. Brothers.

 

[shogun]

nacho is a cooler name than taco.

 

[HNL HI]

use use jr low-key a fire name

 

[tr1ll]

Man I used to work for Medicaid..

Names I can remember off the top of my head.

Superman...this was a first name
La-sha is a real person.
Leukemia
Manly P Strong

 

[D Fly]

I still remember that one story a NTer told back in the day about how somebody legit named their kid DeXerxes.

 

[dhart48]

bout 20 some odd years a go I used to be a counselor at the YMCA in East Palo Alto, one of the kids i was in charge of was named Mobology, can't remember his last name

sophmore year in HS(97) we got a kid mid year named Rashawn Wigglesworth, looking back I feel bad for the dude since Austin Powers had just come out and Dr. Evil's cats name was Mr. Bigglesworth, so up until he left after Jr year we only talked to dude in Dr. Evils voice.

I think the first 2 months he arrived we bugged him all the time, like bro there's no way thats your real name

 

[oh you mad]

 

[isco]

 

[wayniac211]

 

[HNL HI]

poor kid. look at that pic too, she already know her parents ****ed up.

 

[kdawg]

Michael Hunt

Grew up with a guy called that. Was the same age as his brother and when he said his name he often got "is your brother Mike? Har har".

"Em, yes..."

 

[wayniac211]

poor kid. look at that pic too, she already know her parents ****ed up.

Name like a dragon ball z character

 

[shogun]

Had to look up why mike hunt was a funny name. Guess you gotta say it a certain way.

 

[MetalMario]

some from the list

wolf freedom

this will not go unskipped. glorious upon legendary right here

 

[MetalMario]

 

[jrp44]

Ghostdog ....no lie

 

[frshstunna]

Forgot to write down 'Ndea pronounced India.

I'm messing with a joint name N'dea right now, thought shorty was playing at 1st

Another chick i hit back in the day named here baby Da'Finest ...true story n this is all in ATL btw

 

[Belgium]

I think I was in the 5th or 6th grade in elementary school when a girl joined kindergarten and her first name means "little train"
Her name was Treintje. In our Dutch language, the suffix -je after a noun means "small/little (noun)".
For example, the Dutch term for "dog" is "hond". If you add the -je suffix you get "hondje", which means small/little dog.
Trein is Dutch for a train, so Treintje means little train. Who names their daughter a small train? Aside from naming her a damn train, adding that -je suffix to her name means her name will forever imply "little/small (name)"

 

[W)taps]

North West

 

[Hahahaha]

This thread got me crying. ****. Some of these names I don't believe.