Post your most embarrassing sexual encounters Vol. 2012

[23kidd]

Originally Posted by Nktran001

Ol' girl only allowed me to anal and never took her jeans off all the way.

So one night, I just pulled her jeans all the way down and snatch the panties off.. come to find out...........

Finish the story homie...come to find out what??Maaaan sex with my ex was on point! She was def a freak.We would have sex wherewver we could, her moms bed, her office, the hallways in her apartment complex.One time we were skipping night school, went and chilled at the park. We went to the woods and went at it....she was riding me until she saw a racoon watching us, she lost the mood and got up.

 

[kramer]

Originally Posted by toine2983

Smedroc's story and the gif has me.

One of the funniest things Ive read

 

[airjordan jb23]

These threads always have me

 

[papageorgeo510]

I farted while hitting it back the back and she said "Oh you farted, haha." Then I said "Well your vagina farted too, now we're even." I then proceeded to bore the hole with much aggression within.

 

[dougpe]

First time I laughed like this in years

 

[ravagebx]

Originally Posted by twizzi

on the night i went to get my first tattoo i was with my one of my ex's but she had curfew and what not so i hadda take her home before it was my turn to get tatted, so we dip off so i can drop her,we get to her crib and have a few minutes to kill before she actually has to be in, so of course one thing leads to another and we start getting it on in the back seat of my car after awhile the condom got all uncomfy and what not so we discarded and continued to smash, she climbs on top and goes to work, i start to feel the eruption i push her off last minute and catch the worst of it on the bottom of my chin and on my shirt.....

....we had to run inside so i can wash my chin and i borrowed a t-shirt she had and dipped off to get tatted,while everyone was looking at like me like what the **%% took so long

 now that i look back at it i be 

So you mean to tell me you money shot yourself? 

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by RedBox

Originally Posted by DajonDondo

Ew..

Ummmmmm..

only embarassing 1 is when these 2 chicks told me that they were down to have a 3sum. I was 17 and they were 19....... I was talking to one of them and somehow they both came together to my crib... So they told asked me if i eat the box... i said NO... i asked them if they suck ... they said Yes , but only if the guy goes on them first... so..... skip over to where they wanted to experience a 3 sum.... so they both said eat us out.. start it out.. i said 

 .. ok we...  im adventerous... i like to try new things... so i ate both of them out.. 1 by 1... I didnt know how to eat @%*%@, so i did it the way i ate my ex's butt... than i go get the condom... and they say that was the 3sum.... and left 

 ... i was puzzled, lost , confused, terrified, scared, embarassed, and had the taste of @%*%@ in my mouth.... they basically set me up....

Ahhhhh hellllllllll noooooo 

 

[txrook]

Man, that Smedroc story made me do the Otis scream. Real tears are being shed
The visual imagery is too much, plus the gif. This can't be real life.

 

[angryostrich]

"2nd time actually smashing, her parents came on into it. I was just getting into too. It was a long train ride home to the Bronx. I just sat in the twoseater in the corner, curled up in a ball, with the worst case of blue balls I ever had.When I got home I stripped naked and got on all 4's so my balls would just dangle. They hurt that bad." 

 

[bronle]

Originally Posted by 23kidd

Originally Posted by Nktran001

Ol' girl only allowed me to anal and never took her jeans off all the way.

So one night, I just pulled her jeans all the way down and snatch the panties off.. come to find out...........

Finish the story homie...

 

[rusty shackelford]

Nktran001 wrote:

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Ol' girl only allowed me to anal and never took her jeans off all the way.

So one night, I just pulled her jeans all the way down and snatch the panties off.. come to find out...........

 

[mitchellicious]

Smedroc wins.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

 

[Bert.]

guess you can chalk this one as sexual. i posted it on here years ago when i first did it.

this was 5 years ago, i was hooked on playing halo for xbox. my mom got mad at me for doing bad in school and always playing so she took it away, of course i was mad as well. that night i went to take a shower, still fuming at my halo being taken away i see my moms shampoo bottle so i start fapping and nutted in my mothers shampoo.

never told anyone except for NT.

 

[antidope]

Originally Posted by Zyzz

guess you can chalk this one as sexual. i posted it on here years ago when i first did it.

this was 5 years ago, i was hooked on playing halo for xbox. my mom got mad at me for doing bad in school and always playing so she took it away, of course i was mad as well. that night i went to take a shower, still fuming at my halo being taken away i see my moms shampoo bottle so i start fapping and nutted in my mothers shampoo.

never told anyone except for NT.

You cant atone for this.

 

[imthekang]

Originally Posted by Zyzz

guess you can chalk this one as sexual. i posted it on here years ago when i first did it.

this was 5 years ago, i was hooked on playing halo for xbox. my mom got mad at me for doing bad in school and always playing so she took it away, of course i was mad as well. that night i went to take a shower, still fuming at my halo being taken away i see my moms shampoo bottle so i start fapping and nutted in my mothers shampoo.

never told anyone except for NT.

I dont know about this story........

moms want you to get good grades and thats how you seek revenge...

 

[million dollar stacks]

Man, I told this once before. I met this chick off Myspace back in like 2008, name was Urlaisha or some crazy like that. I asked for pics of the mass...me gusta. I'm like bet once i hit VA I'll meet up with you. I was in NC at the time. So I continue to browse the pics on myspace she looked aight. Bruh i met up with her she had a lil gut but nothing too bad. I was like lets hit my room, she was like hold on. Tell me why she brung her kid with her!!! I was like BRUH!!!!!!!!! I take them both to my room im thinking how am I going to smash with this lil dude in here. I tried to get him to go inside my wall locker and play or something but he kept trying to come out. I was like forget im going in. I started smashing while little dude was next to us on the bed. Mind u this dude is like 3 years old. I turn her around and start hitting from the back. This guy hops on his moms back talking about HORSEY, HORSEY....bruh......

never again. I picked up him still stroking and put him on the floor. Bad day man...

 

[rusty shackelford]

Originally Posted by Zyzz

guess you can chalk this one as sexual. i posted it on here years ago when i first did it.

this was 5 years ago, i was hooked on playing halo for xbox. my mom got mad at me for doing bad in school and always playing so she took it away, of course i was mad as well. that night i went to take a shower, still fuming at my halo being taken away i see my moms shampoo bottle so i start fapping and nutted in my mothers shampoo.

never told anyone except for NT.

this belongs in the grimey thread

this isnt really a "sexual encounter"

how could you live with yourself after some s___ like that got damn!

 

[k3stacks]

Originally Posted by Zyzz

guess you can chalk this one as sexual. i posted it on here years ago when i first did it.

this was 5 years ago, i was hooked on playing halo for xbox. my mom got mad at me for doing bad in school and always playing so she took it away, of course i was mad as well. that night i went to take a shower, still fuming at my halo being taken away i see my moms shampoo bottle so i start fapping and nutted in my mothers shampoo.

never told anyone except for NT.

Your own mother tho?!?!?! SCUST. May your firstborn daughter be a *********

  

 

[rusty shackelford]

Originally Posted by k3stacks

Originally Posted by Zyzz

guess you can chalk this one as sexual. i posted it on here years ago when i first did it.

this was 5 years ago, i was hooked on playing halo for xbox. my mom got mad at me for doing bad in school and always playing so she took it away, of course i was mad as well. that night i went to take a shower, still fuming at my halo being taken away i see my moms shampoo bottle so i start fapping and nutted in my mothers shampoo.

never told anyone except for NT.

Your own mother tho?!?!?! SCUST. May your firstborn daughter be a *********

  

hol up
no offense stacks but

broad and a__ are censored but "*********" isn't

 

[KMante]

Originally Posted by RedBox

Originally Posted by DajonDondo

Ew..

Ummmmmm..

only embarassing 1 is when these 2 chicks told me that they were down to have a 3sum. I was 17 and they were 19....... I was talking to one of them and somehow they both came together to my crib... So they told asked me if i eat the box... i said NO... i asked them if they suck ... they said Yes , but only if the guy goes on them first... so..... skip over to where they wanted to experience a 3 sum.... so they both said eat us out.. start it out.. i said 

 .. ok we...  im adventerous... i like to try new things... so i ate both of them out.. 1 by 1... I didnt know how to eat @%*%@, so i did it the way i ate my ex's butt... than i go get the condom... and they say that was the 3sum.... and left 

 ... i was puzzled, lost , confused, terrified, scared, embarassed, and had the taste of @%*%@ in my mouth.... they basically set me up....

Hustled Hustled Hustled HARD!

 

[rusty shackelford]

Originally Posted by KMante

Originally Posted by RedBox

Originally Posted by DajonDondo


Ummmmmm..

only embarassing 1 is when these 2 chicks told me that they were down to have a 3sum. I was 17 and they were 19....... I was talking to one of them and somehow they both came together to my crib... So they told asked me if i eat the box... i said NO... i asked them if they suck ... they said Yes , but only if the guy goes on them first... so..... skip over to where they wanted to experience a 3 sum.... so they both said eat us out.. start it out.. i said 

 .. ok we...  im adventerous... i like to try new things... so i ate both of them out.. 1 by 1... I didnt know how to eat @%*%@, so i did it the way i ate my ex's butt... than i go get the condom... and they say that was the 3sum.... and left 

 ... i was puzzled, lost , confused, terrified, scared, embarassed, and had the taste of @%*%@ in my mouth.... they basically set me up....

Hustled Hustled Hustled HARD!

ol' p____ breath *%%*!

 

[pharelfor3]

Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS

Man, I told this once before. I met this chick off Myspace back in like 2008, name was Urlaisha or some crazy like that. I asked for pics of the mass...me gusta. I'm like bet once i hit VA I'll meet up with you. I was in NC at the time. So I continue to browse the pics on myspace she looked aight. Bruh i met up with her she had a lil gut but nothing too bad. I was like lets hit my room, she was like hold on. Tell me why she brung her kid with her!!! I was like BRUH!!!!!!!!! I take them both to my room im thinking how am I going to smash with this lil dude in here. I tried to get him to go inside my wall locker and play or something but he kept trying to come out. I was like forget im going in. I started smashing while little dude was next to us on the bed. Mind u this dude is like 3 years old. I turn her around and start hitting from the back. This guy hops on his moms back talking about HORSEY, HORSEY....bruh......

never again. I picked up him still stroking and put him on the floor. Bad day man...

altogether wrong. smh

 

[bronle]

Originally Posted by Zyzz

guess you can chalk this one as sexual. i posted it on here years ago when i first did it.

this was 5 years ago, i was hooked on playing halo for xbox. my mom got mad at me for doing bad in school and always playing so she took it away, of course i was mad as well. that night i went to take a shower, still fuming at my halo being taken away i see my moms shampoo bottle so i start fapping and nutted in my mothers shampoo.

never told anyone except for NT.

You grimey piece of %$!%

She wants your nerdy !%@ to get better grades and you repay her by making it so she has to clean her hair with her grandchildren...

Mad about not being able to play Halo...masturbating in the shower with shampoo to spite the woman that birthed you...no correlation at all

 

[antidope]

Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS

Man, I told this once before. I met this chick off Myspace back in like 2008, name was Urlaisha or some crazy like that. I asked for pics of the mass...me gusta. I'm like bet once i hit VA I'll meet up with you. I was in NC at the time. So I continue to browse the pics on myspace she looked aight. Bruh i met up with her she had a lil gut but nothing too bad. I was like lets hit my room, she was like hold on. Tell me why she brung her kid with her!!! I was like BRUH!!!!!!!!! I take them both to my room im thinking how am I going to smash with this lil dude in here. I tried to get him to go inside my wall locker and play or something but he kept trying to come out. I was like forget im going in. I started smashing while little dude was next to us on the bed. Mind u this dude is like 3 years old. I turn her around and start hitting from the back. This guy hops on his moms back talking about HORSEY, HORSEY....bruh......

never again. I picked up him still stroking and put him on the floor. Bad day man...

 

[iblink]

Originally Posted by heLiumcLinton

Originally Posted by DajonDondo

Ew..

Ummmmmm..

only embarassing 1 is when these 2 chicks told me that they were down to have a 3sum. I was 17 and they were 19....... I was talking to one of them and somehow they both came together to my crib... So they told asked me if i eat the box... i said NO... i asked them if they suck ... they said Yes , but only if the guy goes on them first... so..... skip over to where they wanted to experience a 3 sum.... so they both said eat us out.. start it out.. i said 

 .. ok we...  im adventerous... i like to try new things... so i ate both of them out.. 1 by 1... I didnt know how to eat @%*%@, so i did it the way i ate my ex's butt... than i go get the condom... and they say that was the 3sum.... and left 

 ... i was puzzled, lost , confused, terrified, scared, embarassed, and had the taste of @%*%@ in my mouth.... they basically set me up....

smart girls, you got bamboozled .. not even one but two 

I CAN'T BREEEVE