He had a sexual encounter with his mother's shampoo bottle???Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford
this belongs in the grimey thread
this isnt really a "sexual encounter"
how could you live with yourself after some s___ like that got damn!
Originally Posted by KMante
He had a sexual encounter with his mother's shampoo bottle???Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford
this belongs in the grimey thread
this isnt really a "sexual encounter"
how could you live with yourself after some s___ like that got damn!
Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford
Originally Posted by KMante
He had a sexual encounter with his mother's shampoo bottle???Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford
this belongs in the grimey thread
this isnt really a "sexual encounter"
how could you live with yourself after some s___ like that got damn!
Idk if youre stone facing me or him
But i'm pretty sure most if not all people would consider a sexual encounter
sexual intercourse between at least two people
not one person and an inanimate object
Dude... I guess she's more at fault but still that's beyond messed up. And Zyzz, please never post again after thatOriginally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS
Man, I told this once before. I met this chick off Myspace back in like 2008, name was Urlaisha or some crazy like that. I asked for pics of the mass...me gusta. I'm like bet once i hit VA I'll meet up with you. I was in NC at the time. So I continue to browse the pics on myspace she looked aight. Bruh i met up with her she had a lil gut but nothing too bad. I was like lets hit my room, she was like hold on. Tell me why she brung her kid with her!!! I was like BRUH!!!!!!!!! I take them both to my room im thinking how am I going to smash with this lil dude in here. I tried to get him to go inside my wall locker and play or something but he kept trying to come out. I was like forget im going in. I started smashing while little dude was next to us on the bed. Mind u this dude is like 3 years old. I turn her around and start hitting from the back. This guy hops on his moms back talking about HORSEY, HORSEY....bruh......never again. I picked up him still stroking and put him on the floor. Bad day man...
BRO. that happened to me too, with handskies. she was like "OMG YOU PEED" and i was like "no i didn't!"
Originally Posted by Mr DragonFly Jones
Son hit the Jacknife on her, Kevin Nash style.Originally Posted by Jordanscrub
Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford
@%^# Has me doing the "No noise and clapping" laugh
ah man, that was nice of you not to put those girls out there and totally shatter their self esteem, but they didnt have respect for you guys mane, i wouldve totally let them know i didnt appreciate them not having their bodys readyOriginally Posted by Mangudai954
Originally Posted by ksteezy
you were thinking too much bro...lol
For me a while back I was hitting a girl from the back, guess she had done #2 earlier before coming over, didn't wipe properly and I ended up with skid marks on my white tee....it didn't smell, to save her the embarrassment, I took my shirt off immediately and acted like I caught a cramp...never hit it again after that
She just got out of the shower. I was laying on her bed..she comes out gets on the bed and we start kissing..take my clothes off and she starts doming. I guess she took a #+%* after she showered and didnt completely wipe. She turns around in the 69 position and I can see the *++@ that's still between her %*! cheeks and I start groaning out of disgust. She starts talking *++@ thinking shes putting in work all the while im trying to figure out how to get out of this. That night was horrible.
Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford
Nktran001 wrote:
Ol' girl only allowed me to anal and never took her jeans off all the way.
So one night, I just pulled her jeans all the way down and snatch the panties off.. come to find out...........
you foul as **+% bruh, that $%%+ was ratchet as **+% dude, out of orderOriginally Posted by Kramer
Dude... I guess she's more at fault but still that's beyond messed up. And Zyzz, please never post again after thatOriginally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS
Man, I told this once before. I met this chick off Myspace back in like 2008, name was Urlaisha or some crazy like that. I asked for pics of the mass...me gusta. I'm like bet once i hit VA I'll meet up with you. I was in NC at the time. So I continue to browse the pics on myspace she looked aight. Bruh i met up with her she had a lil gut but nothing too bad. I was like lets hit my room, she was like hold on. Tell me why she brung her kid with her!!! I was like BRUH!!!!!!!!! I take them both to my room im thinking how am I going to smash with this lil dude in here. I tried to get him to go inside my wall locker and play or something but he kept trying to come out. I was like forget im going in. I started smashing while little dude was next to us on the bed. Mind u this dude is like 3 years old. I turn her around and start hitting from the back. This guy hops on his moms back talking about HORSEY, HORSEY....bruh......never again. I picked up him still stroking and put him on the floor. Bad day man...
Im in so much pain right nowOriginally Posted by Rusty Shackelford
Originally Posted by Smedroc
This happened on NYE actually.
Met a chick, she took me back to the hotel, we start getting down etc...
Anyway against my better judgement i decide im gonna eat the box... But not the regular way... I seen this prono where dude has the chick sat on his shoulders while he's stood up and he's just nyammin that thang... +%%$ looked boss so i thought i'd try it out. However i'm not as brolic as this dude was so i thought i'll do it against the wall for some support. So i lift this girl up on my shoulders and go to lean her up against what i thought was a wall....
Unfortunately all the Jack and red wine caused me to make a slight misjudgment....what i thought to be a wall was infact a doorway. So as i plant her against fresh air this erotic sexual act suddenly becomes a running powerbombThis chick hits the canvas HARD with my full weight to follow. She's goes into a semi foetal position and starts wimpering quietly, complaining that her side hurts. I didn't know whether to apologise to this girl or pin her shoulders down for the 3 count. Needless to say i got dressed and left the hotel shortly afterward.
Originally Posted by hpscots0906
HORSEY HORSEY
Originally Posted by HOOD17
Im in so much pain right nowOriginally Posted by Rusty Shackelford
Originally Posted by Smedroc
This happened on NYE actually.
Met a chick, she took me back to the hotel, we start getting down etc...
Anyway against my better judgement i decide im gonna eat the box... But not the regular way... I seen this prono where dude has the chick sat on his shoulders while he's stood up and he's just nyammin that thang... +%%$ looked boss so i thought i'd try it out. However i'm not as brolic as this dude was so i thought i'll do it against the wall for some support. So i lift this girl up on my shoulders and go to lean her up against what i thought was a wall....
Unfortunately all the Jack and red wine caused me to make a slight misjudgment....what i thought to be a wall was infact a doorway. So as i plant her against fresh air this erotic sexual act suddenly becomes a running powerbombThis chick hits the canvas HARD with my full weight to follow. She's goes into a semi foetal position and starts wimpering quietly, complaining that her side hurts. I didn't know whether to apologise to this girl or pin her shoulders down for the 3 count. Needless to say i got dressed and left the hotel shortly afterward.
Originally Posted by Smedroc
This happened on NYE actually.
Met a chick, she took me back to the hotel, we start getting down etc...
Anyway against my better judgement i decide im gonna eat the box... But not the regular way... I seen this prono where dude has the chick sat on his shoulders while he's stood up and he's just nyammin that thang... +%%$ looked boss so i thought i'd try it out. However i'm not as brolic as this dude was so i thought i'll do it against the wall for some support. So i lift this girl up on my shoulders and go to lean her up against what i thought was a wall....
Unfortunately all the Jack and red wine caused me to make a slight misjudgment....what i thought to be a wall was infact a doorway. So as i plant her against fresh air this erotic sexual act suddenly becomes a running powerbombThis chick hits the canvas HARD with my full weight to follow. She's goes into a semi foetal position and starts wimpering quietly, complaining that her side hurts. I didn't know whether to apologise to this girl or pin her shoulders down for the 3 count. Needless to say i got dressed and left the hotel shortly afterward.
