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hey it happens to the best of us
Post your tales of Simpin , Thirst , Dirty Mackin or Stalking
polorico
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hey it happens to the best of us
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..my Simp'n ain't Simp enuff compared to ya'll stories
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..my Simp'n ain't Simp enuff compared to ya'll stories
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but damn all throughout my first year of college, I was chasing this beezy so hard. She led me on and I didnt have the brains to understand the signals. Plus, I was mesmerized by her tongue ring and sexy tattoos... Anyway, we used to text a lot, and Id act a fool, sending her faded/drunk texts telling her how much I was trying to get at her. I remember one night she told me to come over to her dorm, but when I did, she didnt answer any of my calls or texts. Her friend comes out and tells me she was spending the night at some other dudes place
that tongue ring tho
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but damn all throughout my first year of college, I was chasing this beezy so hard. She led me on and I didnt have the brains to understand the signals. Plus, I was mesmerized by her tongue ring and sexy tattoos... Anyway, we used to text a lot, and Id act a fool, sending her faded/drunk texts telling her how much I was trying to get at her. I remember one night she told me to come over to her dorm, but when I did, she didnt answer any of my calls or texts. Her friend comes out and tells me she was spending the night at some other dudes place
that tongue ring tho
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when i was younger i sold my ps2 so i can buy my g/f of 2 weeks a b-day present.. i copped her a pair of rock n republic jeans.. she was a bad dominican joint..
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when i was younger i sold my ps2 so i can buy my g/f of 2 weeks a b-day present.. i copped her a pair of rock n republic jeans.. she was a bad dominican joint..
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lmaooo thread has me crying hshshndjckkc
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lmaooo thread has me crying hshshndjckkc
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sigh...
i used to work at this call center and the turnover rate was so high, we had random chicks all the time... working at a call center of course my mouth piece game is straight, so im talking to this girl yadda yadda yadda, we hang out one night, smashed the first night...
i would stay at her place sometimes, chill etc etc
THEN
i caught feelings.
asked ol gal if she wanted to be my girl... it got weird lol... continued to hang out... coulda smashed again, didnt have a rubber though smh.
eventually decided enough was enough but then one day she hit me up talkin bout "its my birthday" so i tried to play it all mr cool guy "oh yeah? thats cool, im going on this party bus, you should come with" she came, and was flirtin with me the whole bus ride and downtown, i buy her a patron shot for her birthday....
we go to this other club, chick leaves me and is grindin on some other fool, at first im like ehhh whatever, but it gets worse. They keep dancin i get more heated and drunk, eventually ol dude is so drunk shes taking care of him in a corner, and saying the most vengeful things i could think of (fellas this is a bad look btw lol)
fast forward to today, shes a 20 year old college dropout with a baby, yes with that same dude so in the end... i feel like i won lol
i used to work at this call center and the turnover rate was so high, we had random chicks all the time... working at a call center of course my mouth piece game is straight, so im talking to this girl yadda yadda yadda, we hang out one night, smashed the first night...
i would stay at her place sometimes, chill etc etc
THEN
i caught feelings.
asked ol gal if she wanted to be my girl... it got weird lol... continued to hang out... coulda smashed again, didnt have a rubber though smh.
eventually decided enough was enough but then one day she hit me up talkin bout "its my birthday" so i tried to play it all mr cool guy "oh yeah? thats cool, im going on this party bus, you should come with" she came, and was flirtin with me the whole bus ride and downtown, i buy her a patron shot for her birthday....
we go to this other club, chick leaves me and is grindin on some other fool, at first im like ehhh whatever, but it gets worse. They keep dancin i get more heated and drunk, eventually ol dude is so drunk shes taking care of him in a corner, and saying the most vengeful things i could think of (fellas this is a bad look btw lol)
fast forward to today, shes a 20 year old college dropout with a baby, yes with that same dude so in the end... i feel like i won lol
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sigh...
i used to work at this call center and the turnover rate was so high, we had random chicks all the time... working at a call center of course my mouth piece game is straight, so im talking to this girl yadda yadda yadda, we hang out one night, smashed the first night...
i would stay at her place sometimes, chill etc etc
THEN
i caught feelings.
asked ol gal if she wanted to be my girl... it got weird lol... continued to hang out... coulda smashed again, didnt have a rubber though smh.
eventually decided enough was enough but then one day she hit me up talkin bout "its my birthday" so i tried to play it all mr cool guy "oh yeah? thats cool, im going on this party bus, you should come with" she came, and was flirtin with me the whole bus ride and downtown, i buy her a patron shot for her birthday....
we go to this other club, chick leaves me and is grindin on some other fool, at first im like ehhh whatever, but it gets worse. They keep dancin i get more heated and drunk, eventually ol dude is so drunk shes taking care of him in a corner, and saying the most vengeful things i could think of (fellas this is a bad look btw lol)
fast forward to today, shes a 20 year old college dropout with a baby, yes with that same dude so in the end... i feel like i won lol
i used to work at this call center and the turnover rate was so high, we had random chicks all the time... working at a call center of course my mouth piece game is straight, so im talking to this girl yadda yadda yadda, we hang out one night, smashed the first night...
i would stay at her place sometimes, chill etc etc
THEN
i caught feelings.
asked ol gal if she wanted to be my girl... it got weird lol... continued to hang out... coulda smashed again, didnt have a rubber though smh.
eventually decided enough was enough but then one day she hit me up talkin bout "its my birthday" so i tried to play it all mr cool guy "oh yeah? thats cool, im going on this party bus, you should come with" she came, and was flirtin with me the whole bus ride and downtown, i buy her a patron shot for her birthday....
we go to this other club, chick leaves me and is grindin on some other fool, at first im like ehhh whatever, but it gets worse. They keep dancin i get more heated and drunk, eventually ol dude is so drunk shes taking care of him in a corner, and saying the most vengeful things i could think of (fellas this is a bad look btw lol)
fast forward to today, shes a 20 year old college dropout with a baby, yes with that same dude so in the end... i feel like i won lol
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and another one...
back when i was in high school i started dating this chick, we went out a couple times, met her family chilled at her house, she met mine it was all good.
she'd come over and we'd be chillin talkin or whatever... i remember this vividly cuz im a die hard eagles fan.
anyway the eagles are playin the patriots in the superbowl, she comes over and of course i got the game on, were layin in my bed, im feelin myself, gotta bad chick in the bed, eagles on, swag on a hunnid thousand trillion... i start kissin her, smash, while taking occasional pauses to check score and whats happening in the game (she hated that lol) eventually she leaves
next day im in class, she hits me up via text talkin bout, "ive never had sex with someone who wasn't my boyfriend"... of course me being a young simp, i reply "oh well do you wanna be my girlfriend" *FAIL* shoulda kept it g, but thats besides the point...
valentines day rolls around, and i forget why but we didnt get to chill or some odd reason, but we did the next day, i take her to a nice lil italian restaurant, paid for the whole meal, then we go to my house, try to get it poppin... shes not havin it #thethirst was fully on, i kept trying, she kept "being tired" i continued to play metal gear solid 3 snake eater #SWAG
anyway... chick plays soccer she asks me to come to her game and im like nahhhh girl i cant, i had basketball or football or something, i had to do, but when i got done i was like eff it, ill go surprise her and show up *FAIL*
girl got MAD at me like "why are you here, you cant just show up like that!!" im like wow, you asked me to come, I said nah, but then decided to surprise you, but now you're mad?? just real confused...
next thing i know shes trying to be all secretive talking to this other dude, and probably ended up smashing... smh
back when i was in high school i started dating this chick, we went out a couple times, met her family chilled at her house, she met mine it was all good.
she'd come over and we'd be chillin talkin or whatever... i remember this vividly cuz im a die hard eagles fan.
anyway the eagles are playin the patriots in the superbowl, she comes over and of course i got the game on, were layin in my bed, im feelin myself, gotta bad chick in the bed, eagles on, swag on a hunnid thousand trillion... i start kissin her, smash, while taking occasional pauses to check score and whats happening in the game (she hated that lol) eventually she leaves
next day im in class, she hits me up via text talkin bout, "ive never had sex with someone who wasn't my boyfriend"... of course me being a young simp, i reply "oh well do you wanna be my girlfriend" *FAIL* shoulda kept it g, but thats besides the point...
valentines day rolls around, and i forget why but we didnt get to chill or some odd reason, but we did the next day, i take her to a nice lil italian restaurant, paid for the whole meal, then we go to my house, try to get it poppin... shes not havin it #thethirst was fully on, i kept trying, she kept "being tired" i continued to play metal gear solid 3 snake eater #SWAG
anyway... chick plays soccer she asks me to come to her game and im like nahhhh girl i cant, i had basketball or football or something, i had to do, but when i got done i was like eff it, ill go surprise her and show up *FAIL*
girl got MAD at me like "why are you here, you cant just show up like that!!" im like wow, you asked me to come, I said nah, but then decided to surprise you, but now you're mad?? just real confused...
next thing i know shes trying to be all secretive talking to this other dude, and probably ended up smashing... smh
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and another one...
back when i was in high school i started dating this chick, we went out a couple times, met her family chilled at her house, she met mine it was all good.
she'd come over and we'd be chillin talkin or whatever... i remember this vividly cuz im a die hard eagles fan.
anyway the eagles are playin the patriots in the superbowl, she comes over and of course i got the game on, were layin in my bed, im feelin myself, gotta bad chick in the bed, eagles on, swag on a hunnid thousand trillion... i start kissin her, smash, while taking occasional pauses to check score and whats happening in the game (she hated that lol) eventually she leaves
next day im in class, she hits me up via text talkin bout, "ive never had sex with someone who wasn't my boyfriend"... of course me being a young simp, i reply "oh well do you wanna be my girlfriend" *FAIL* shoulda kept it g, but thats besides the point...
valentines day rolls around, and i forget why but we didnt get to chill or some odd reason, but we did the next day, i take her to a nice lil italian restaurant, paid for the whole meal, then we go to my house, try to get it poppin... shes not havin it #thethirst was fully on, i kept trying, she kept "being tired" i continued to play metal gear solid 3 snake eater #SWAG
anyway... chick plays soccer she asks me to come to her game and im like nahhhh girl i cant, i had basketball or football or something, i had to do, but when i got done i was like eff it, ill go surprise her and show up *FAIL*
girl got MAD at me like "why are you here, you cant just show up like that!!" im like wow, you asked me to come, I said nah, but then decided to surprise you, but now you're mad?? just real confused...
next thing i know shes trying to be all secretive talking to this other dude, and probably ended up smashing... smh
back when i was in high school i started dating this chick, we went out a couple times, met her family chilled at her house, she met mine it was all good.
she'd come over and we'd be chillin talkin or whatever... i remember this vividly cuz im a die hard eagles fan.
anyway the eagles are playin the patriots in the superbowl, she comes over and of course i got the game on, were layin in my bed, im feelin myself, gotta bad chick in the bed, eagles on, swag on a hunnid thousand trillion... i start kissin her, smash, while taking occasional pauses to check score and whats happening in the game (she hated that lol) eventually she leaves
next day im in class, she hits me up via text talkin bout, "ive never had sex with someone who wasn't my boyfriend"... of course me being a young simp, i reply "oh well do you wanna be my girlfriend" *FAIL* shoulda kept it g, but thats besides the point...
valentines day rolls around, and i forget why but we didnt get to chill or some odd reason, but we did the next day, i take her to a nice lil italian restaurant, paid for the whole meal, then we go to my house, try to get it poppin... shes not havin it #thethirst was fully on, i kept trying, she kept "being tired" i continued to play metal gear solid 3 snake eater #SWAG
anyway... chick plays soccer she asks me to come to her game and im like nahhhh girl i cant, i had basketball or football or something, i had to do, but when i got done i was like eff it, ill go surprise her and show up *FAIL*
girl got MAD at me like "why are you here, you cant just show up like that!!" im like wow, you asked me to come, I said nah, but then decided to surprise you, but now you're mad?? just real confused...
next thing i know shes trying to be all secretive talking to this other dude, and probably ended up smashing... smh
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I got a story from freshman year of college
Im sitting in psych 1000 and theres this bad thick white joint that sat behind me. I was not letting nobody take shorty from me so I kick it to her right after class and after that it was a wrap, me n shorty was always kickin in and stuff. This goes on the whole sem (1st. sign
) Then one day we in the library and her bf that went to our school, when I saw her I had the
face, she was bad as a mfer too. Me n her clicked hard from the jump and me and her started talking heavy as well, she ain't wanna tell her friend tho so neither of them knew that I was kickin to em both at the same time. The white chick was stuntin hard still but one day the spanish chick wanted to get it poppin. I was feelin like KG before a timberwolves playoff game.
We in my dorm room and I get shorty to her bra n panties with the quickness and all of a sudden she pull some stuff bout "I don't wanna cheat on my man"
I say "whatever, let yaself out" and I make her feel bad as hell. She gon come around saying "I'm so sorry and I'll let you smash" I got some type of idiotic pride or smthin and feel bad like I'd be taking advantage of her and I'm on some nah tip.
Shorty gets so
that I ain't smash that tells her friend bout everything that happened from the jump.
It all falls down like kanye, I stopped talking to em both after. The white chick started dating some cat from VTech after
Im sitting in psych 1000 and theres this bad thick white joint that sat behind me. I was not letting nobody take shorty from me so I kick it to her right after class and after that it was a wrap, me n shorty was always kickin in and stuff. This goes on the whole sem (1st. sign
We in my dorm room and I get shorty to her bra n panties with the quickness and all of a sudden she pull some stuff bout "I don't wanna cheat on my man"
Shorty gets so
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I got a story from freshman year of college
Im sitting in psych 1000 and theres this bad thick white joint that sat behind me. I was not letting nobody take shorty from me so I kick it to her right after class and after that it was a wrap, me n shorty was always kickin in and stuff. This goes on the whole sem (1st. sign
) Then one day we in the library and her bf that went to our school, when I saw her I had the
face, she was bad as a mfer too. Me n her clicked hard from the jump and me and her started talking heavy as well, she ain't wanna tell her friend tho so neither of them knew that I was kickin to em both at the same time. The white chick was stuntin hard still but one day the spanish chick wanted to get it poppin. I was feelin like KG before a timberwolves playoff game.
We in my dorm room and I get shorty to her bra n panties with the quickness and all of a sudden she pull some stuff bout "I don't wanna cheat on my man"
I say "whatever, let yaself out" and I make her feel bad as hell. She gon come around saying "I'm so sorry and I'll let you smash" I got some type of idiotic pride or smthin and feel bad like I'd be taking advantage of her and I'm on some nah tip.
Shorty gets so
that I ain't smash that tells her friend bout everything that happened from the jump.
It all falls down like kanye, I stopped talking to em both after. The white chick started dating some cat from VTech after
Im sitting in psych 1000 and theres this bad thick white joint that sat behind me. I was not letting nobody take shorty from me so I kick it to her right after class and after that it was a wrap, me n shorty was always kickin in and stuff. This goes on the whole sem (1st. sign
We in my dorm room and I get shorty to her bra n panties with the quickness and all of a sudden she pull some stuff bout "I don't wanna cheat on my man"
Shorty gets so
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Young Love..
Freshman Year of college tried to pull off the long distance relationship with shorty back home. Late night convos, texting throughout the day, typical stuff. As time progressed though the simp grew, started singing to shorty, dedicating songs to her, visiting her like every other weekend (i was in d.c. she was back home in ny). A year later we broke up on some she cant trust a n*$%# type steez.
Freshman Year of college tried to pull off the long distance relationship with shorty back home. Late night convos, texting throughout the day, typical stuff. As time progressed though the simp grew, started singing to shorty, dedicating songs to her, visiting her like every other weekend (i was in d.c. she was back home in ny). A year later we broke up on some she cant trust a n*$%# type steez.
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Young Love..
Freshman Year of college tried to pull off the long distance relationship with shorty back home. Late night convos, texting throughout the day, typical stuff. As time progressed though the simp grew, started singing to shorty, dedicating songs to her, visiting her like every other weekend (i was in d.c. she was back home in ny). A year later we broke up on some she cant trust a n*$%# type steez.
Freshman Year of college tried to pull off the long distance relationship with shorty back home. Late night convos, texting throughout the day, typical stuff. As time progressed though the simp grew, started singing to shorty, dedicating songs to her, visiting her like every other weekend (i was in d.c. she was back home in ny). A year later we broke up on some she cant trust a n*$%# type steez.
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Well niketalk idk were to begin .. it all started off on MySpace got this request from the finest lil latin chick u could ever put eyes on .. her name was Jessica so we get to chopping it up an talkin, txting, sending the dirty pics an a few months later we arrange this meeting at her house for some party type steez .. so ya boy jumped in the polo an said id ride out bein young an couldn't drive i had the parents ride with me .. she was in houston i was in my city called Baytown about 45 mins away .. she sends the address .. i Google map stuff an find out her hide out .. on the way got the lecture on safe sex speech from my people .. an we pull up on the street was madd ghetto .. calling up the brawds phone .. no answer no replys .. nothing .. so i stop look at the directions an noticed i juss had the street name .. no house # .. so i get down an ask to mexican complected chicks if they noe a Jessica on this street .. so one was a crack head type the other a ****** .. so as i carried the flowers i had bought for this chick sitting in the car .. i get a call from Jessica saying she is sorry an that she hadda talk to me .. well after leaving the street she tells me she was the ****** i talked to looking for jessica .. i was broken .. shattered an lectured the whole drive back home ..
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Well niketalk idk were to begin .. it all started off on MySpace got this request from the finest lil latin chick u could ever put eyes on .. her name was Jessica so we get to chopping it up an talkin, txting, sending the dirty pics an a few months later we arrange this meeting at her house for some party type steez .. so ya boy jumped in the polo an said id ride out bein young an couldn't drive i had the parents ride with me .. she was in houston i was in my city called Baytown about 45 mins away .. she sends the address .. i Google map stuff an find out her hide out .. on the way got the lecture on safe sex speech from my people .. an we pull up on the street was madd ghetto .. calling up the brawds phone .. no answer no replys .. nothing .. so i stop look at the directions an noticed i juss had the street name .. no house # .. so i get down an ask to mexican complected chicks if they noe a Jessica on this street .. so one was a crack head type the other a ****** .. so as i carried the flowers i had bought for this chick sitting in the car .. i get a call from Jessica saying she is sorry an that she hadda talk to me .. well after leaving the street she tells me she was the ****** i talked to looking for jessica .. i was broken .. shattered an lectured the whole drive back home ..
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