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[sixzerofour]

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

For some reason, I have never really understood the meaning behind the word "simp"

But it is weird tho, because I have no problem getting women, I just catch feelings easy

Nothing over the top tho, I just feel like I care about these people and on occasion I will get ahead of myself

I guess it is just who I am

But on the real, $$** it tho

. Trust me, one day I will meet a girl that is truly down for me and I will be down for her and it will be a beautiful thang

Stay Simpin'

#TeamHopelessRomantic

 

[sixzerofour]

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

For some reason, I have never really understood the meaning behind the word "simp"

But it is weird tho, because I have no problem getting women, I just catch feelings easy

Nothing over the top tho, I just feel like I care about these people and on occasion I will get ahead of myself

I guess it is just who I am

But on the real, $$** it tho

. Trust me, one day I will meet a girl that is truly down for me and I will be down for her and it will be a beautiful thang

Stay Simpin'

#TeamHopelessRomantic

 

[boys noize]

Seventh grade. I didn't know how to act around girls or even the process of asking a girl out. I thought this one chick was cute and my boy suggested I buy some kind of stuffed animal or something because girls, apparently, love that *+%%.

Reflecting now, asking friends who have no game for girl advice is the worst idea ever. I found a stuffed Pikachu and a ton of candy and stuff and gave it to this girl in the hallway after class, told her I liked her and everything. She gave me the dirtiest look I've ever seen and said "thanks". Didn't talk to her again. This experience killed my interactions with the opposite sex for a good two years.

Almost a decade later, I'm at a bar in San Diego on a date with another girl. Somehow I spot this girl from seventh grade from across the bar and am able to recognize her. Definitely not as cute as I thought she was back then but I'm still salty that I got rebuffed all those years ago.

 

[boys noize]

Seventh grade. I didn't know how to act around girls or even the process of asking a girl out. I thought this one chick was cute and my boy suggested I buy some kind of stuffed animal or something because girls, apparently, love that *+%%.

Reflecting now, asking friends who have no game for girl advice is the worst idea ever. I found a stuffed Pikachu and a ton of candy and stuff and gave it to this girl in the hallway after class, told her I liked her and everything. She gave me the dirtiest look I've ever seen and said "thanks". Didn't talk to her again. This experience killed my interactions with the opposite sex for a good two years.

Almost a decade later, I'm at a bar in San Diego on a date with another girl. Somehow I spot this girl from seventh grade from across the bar and am able to recognize her. Definitely not as cute as I thought she was back then but I'm still salty that I got rebuffed all those years ago.

 

[martianrefugee]

i was too hammered went to jack astor's decide d to snake a dude's girl and the dude punched me in the face tried to blind side me too bad i did not get knocked out
but rather than punch him i punched the bench and it made so much noise then went back to mackin his chick ..but then i got kicked out right after
Then he said some slick #$!+
was i wrong i mean the girl was co-operating before he interjected ,funny thing is she never once defended him  although it might have becuase she was shook but isn't the first thing a chick does to defend her dude

 

[martianrefugee]

i was too hammered went to jack astor's decide d to snake a dude's girl and the dude punched me in the face tried to blind side me too bad i did not get knocked out
but rather than punch him i punched the bench and it made so much noise then went back to mackin his chick ..but then i got kicked out right after
Then he said some slick #$!+
was i wrong i mean the girl was co-operating before he interjected ,funny thing is she never once defended him  although it might have becuase she was shook but isn't the first thing a chick does to defend her dude

 

[sundizzle]

Originally Posted by Mitsui

I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her boyfriend to break them up even more. This went on for a good whole week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand

's. I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.

Wow. Hahahahaha my reactions to this are 

 

[sundizzle]

Originally Posted by Mitsui

I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her boyfriend to break them up even more. This went on for a good whole week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand

's. I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.

Wow. Hahahahaha my reactions to this are 

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by sixzerofour

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

For some reason, I have never really understood the meaning behind the word "simp"

But it is weird tho, because I have no problem getting women, I just catch feelings easy

Nothing over the top tho, I just feel like I care about these people and on occasion I will get ahead of myself

I guess it is just who I am

But on the real, $$** it tho

. Trust me, one day I will meet a girl that is truly down for me and I will be down for her and it will be a beautiful thang

Stay Simpin'

#TeamHopelessRomantic

#TeamSuckerForLove
Time to just make these avg/dumb chicks what they wanna hear then when that one comes along.  SIMP mode activiated LOL.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by sixzerofour

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

For some reason, I have never really understood the meaning behind the word "simp"

But it is weird tho, because I have no problem getting women, I just catch feelings easy

Nothing over the top tho, I just feel like I care about these people and on occasion I will get ahead of myself

I guess it is just who I am

But on the real, $$** it tho

. Trust me, one day I will meet a girl that is truly down for me and I will be down for her and it will be a beautiful thang

Stay Simpin'

#TeamHopelessRomantic

#TeamSuckerForLove
Time to just make these avg/dumb chicks what they wanna hear then when that one comes along.  SIMP mode activiated LOL.

 

[toast1985]

Dudes creating FB accts, breaking engagements, crying in the hallway with their jump-offs. I mean I had my sipping moments too, but this thread is quality entertainment

 

[toast1985]

Dudes creating FB accts, breaking engagements, crying in the hallway with their jump-offs. I mean I had my sipping moments too, but this thread is quality entertainment

 

[law3001]

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by Mitsui

I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has
been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of
breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up
with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I
created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her
boyfriend to break them up even more. This went on for a good whole
week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of
time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand

's.
I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a
HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on
the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up
for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.

Wow. Hahahahaha my reactions to this are 

I can't condone that **!#. Thats a straight up punk move.

 

[law3001]

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by Mitsui

I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has
been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of
breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up
with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I
created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her
boyfriend to break them up even more. This went on for a good whole
week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of
time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand

's.
I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a
HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on
the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up
for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.

Wow. Hahahahaha my reactions to this are 

I can't condone that **!#. Thats a straight up punk move.

 

[jhobson5]

Some of these stories are terrible man....

My contribution:
There was this chick I liked since the first day of high school, I tried anything and everything in my power to get with her but she wasnt having it. I mean i tried ever lame technique I knew at the time. Then one day out the blue between my 10th and 11th grade summer she called me after my practice and hers(she was a cheerleader), and asked to come over. Well the deed was done that day by her request, and I went into full simp mode. From that day on I was buying her roses and starbucks, and all kinds of stuff. I mean my parents loved her, more so my mom. Giving her rides with no questions ask. Granted we continued our "relationship", but she never let me be her boyfriend. Lets fast forward 6 months, we are at her place I am helping her with her homework, she tells me she has to tell me a secret, come to find out she had been smashing my older home boy who had graduated the entire time we were "talking" and she used me to get closer to him since he wouldnt give her the time of day except for smashing. Stuff messed me up in the head for a while.   

 

[jhobson5]

Some of these stories are terrible man....

My contribution:
There was this chick I liked since the first day of high school, I tried anything and everything in my power to get with her but she wasnt having it. I mean i tried ever lame technique I knew at the time. Then one day out the blue between my 10th and 11th grade summer she called me after my practice and hers(she was a cheerleader), and asked to come over. Well the deed was done that day by her request, and I went into full simp mode. From that day on I was buying her roses and starbucks, and all kinds of stuff. I mean my parents loved her, more so my mom. Giving her rides with no questions ask. Granted we continued our "relationship", but she never let me be her boyfriend. Lets fast forward 6 months, we are at her place I am helping her with her homework, she tells me she has to tell me a secret, come to find out she had been smashing my older home boy who had graduated the entire time we were "talking" and she used me to get closer to him since he wouldnt give her the time of day except for smashing. Stuff messed me up in the head for a while.   

 

[sneakerfr]

Originally Posted by Mitsui

I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has
been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of
breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up
with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I
created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her
boyfriend to break them up even more . This went on for a good whole
week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of
time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand

's.
I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a
HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on
the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up
for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.

 

[sneakerfr]

Originally Posted by Mitsui

I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has
been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of
breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up
with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I
created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her
boyfriend to break them up even more . This went on for a good whole
week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of
time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand

's.
I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a
HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on
the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up
for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.

 

[boys noize]

Originally Posted by jhobson5

Some of these stories are terrible man....

My contribution:
There was this chick I liked since the first day of high school, I tried anything and everything in my power to get with her but she wasnt having it. I mean i tried ever lame technique I knew at the time. Then one day out the blue between my 10th and 11th grade summer she called me after my practice and hers(she was a cheerleader), and asked to come over. Well the deed was done that day by her request, and I went into full simp mode. From that day on I was buying her roses and starbucks, and all kinds of stuff. I mean my parents loved her, more so my mom. Giving her rides with no questions ask. Granted we continued our "relationship", but she never let me be her boyfriend. Lets fast forward 6 months, we are at her place I am helping her with her homework, she tells me she has to tell me a secret, come to find out she had been smashing my older home boy who had graduated the entire time we were "talking" and she used me to get closer to him since he wouldnt give her the time of day except for smashing. Stuff messed me up in the head for a while.   

Dirty

 

[boys noize]

Originally Posted by jhobson5

Some of these stories are terrible man....

My contribution:
There was this chick I liked since the first day of high school, I tried anything and everything in my power to get with her but she wasnt having it. I mean i tried ever lame technique I knew at the time. Then one day out the blue between my 10th and 11th grade summer she called me after my practice and hers(she was a cheerleader), and asked to come over. Well the deed was done that day by her request, and I went into full simp mode. From that day on I was buying her roses and starbucks, and all kinds of stuff. I mean my parents loved her, more so my mom. Giving her rides with no questions ask. Granted we continued our "relationship", but she never let me be her boyfriend. Lets fast forward 6 months, we are at her place I am helping her with her homework, she tells me she has to tell me a secret, come to find out she had been smashing my older home boy who had graduated the entire time we were "talking" and she used me to get closer to him since he wouldnt give her the time of day except for smashing. Stuff messed me up in the head for a while.   

Dirty

 

[10 piece nuggets]

Originally Posted by toast1985

Dudes creating FB accts, breaking engagements, crying in the hallway with their jump-offs. I mean I had my sipping moments too, but this thread is quality entertainment

Ive never had so many 

, 

, 

, and 

 reactions to one topic every.

Entertainment at its best. 

 

[10 piece nuggets]

Originally Posted by toast1985

Dudes creating FB accts, breaking engagements, crying in the hallway with their jump-offs. I mean I had my sipping moments too, but this thread is quality entertainment

Ive never had so many 

, 

, 

, and 

 reactions to one topic every.

Entertainment at its best. 

 

[youngj00]

Originally Posted by FullTech

Originally Posted by AdobeCS4

Originally Posted by FDUB

Me dating a girl knowing she had Herpes and I was actually digging her, butshe ended up dumping me for really no legitimate reason.. I think that could be the MOST simping of all simpimg..

SON!!!!