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[youngj00]

Originally Posted by FullTech

Originally Posted by AdobeCS4

Originally Posted by FDUB

Me dating a girl knowing she had Herpes and I was actually digging her, butshe ended up dumping me for really no legitimate reason.. I think that could be the MOST simping of all simpimg..

SON!!!!

 

[chuck67]

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i was too hammered went to jack astor's decide d to snake a dude's girl and the dude punched me in the face tried to blind side me too bad i did not get knocked out
but rather than punch him i punched the bench and it made so much noise then went back to mackin his chick ..but then i got kicked out right after
Then he said some slick #$!+
was i wrong i mean the girl was co-operating before he interjected ,funny thing is she never once defended him  although it might have becuase she was shook but isn't the first thing a chick does to defend her dude

 

[chuck67]

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i was too hammered went to jack astor's decide d to snake a dude's girl and the dude punched me in the face tried to blind side me too bad i did not get knocked out
but rather than punch him i punched the bench and it made so much noise then went back to mackin his chick ..but then i got kicked out right after
Then he said some slick #$!+
was i wrong i mean the girl was co-operating before he interjected ,funny thing is she never once defended him  although it might have becuase she was shook but isn't the first thing a chick does to defend her dude

 

[law3001]

Originally Posted by chuck67

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i was too hammered went to jack astor's decide d to snake a dude's girl and the dude punched me in the face tried to blind side me too bad i did not get knocked out

but rather than punch him i punched the bench and it made so much noise then went back to mackin his chick ..but then i got kicked out right after
Then he said some slick #$!+
was i wrong i mean the girl was co-operating before he interjected ,funny thing is she never once defended him  although it might have becuase she was shook but isn't the first thing a chick does to defend her dude

Word were you drunk when you posted this?

 

[law3001]

Originally Posted by chuck67

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i was too hammered went to jack astor's decide d to snake a dude's girl and the dude punched me in the face tried to blind side me too bad i did not get knocked out

but rather than punch him i punched the bench and it made so much noise then went back to mackin his chick ..but then i got kicked out right after
Then he said some slick #$!+
was i wrong i mean the girl was co-operating before he interjected ,funny thing is she never once defended him  although it might have becuase she was shook but isn't the first thing a chick does to defend her dude

Word were you drunk when you posted this?

 

[geezythagreat]

Originally Posted by Mitsui

I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her boyfriend to break them up even more. This went on for a good whole week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand

's. I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.

  

 

[geezythagreat]

Originally Posted by Mitsui

I remember a while ago when I was trying to get at this girl who has been having problems with her boyfriend, and they were at the point of breaking up. I was texting her a lot, but I knew she couldn't break up with her boyfriend for good.

And I can't believe I did this, but I created a fake female Facebook account and started to flirt with her boyfriend to break them up even more. This went on for a good whole week. This boyfriend did not suspect a thing. During this period of time, I was also texting the girl mad crazy.

In a way, I was flirting with both her and her boyfriend at the same time.

Then one day she texted me saying she broke up with him for GOOD this time, and sent me like a thousand

's. I call her, and she said she went on her boyfriend's MSN and found a HUGE convo between him and this 'girl'. And she was crying like crazy on the phone, and I felt mad guilty, but bittersweet because they broke up for good and my plan worked.

Lowest thing I've ever done.

  

 

[ricerocket1]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

In before rickerocket1.

I'm in...I swear I won 2 back to back simp of the year award. I'm on my phone so I'll tell my story when I get home

 

[ricerocket1]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

In before rickerocket1.

I'm in...I swear I won 2 back to back simp of the year award. I'm on my phone so I'll tell my story when I get home

 

[furrell]

Cats is dating broads with herpes now? Fam, I'll paypal you some paper to get a !$*+%* off of Backpage.

 

[furrell]

Cats is dating broads with herpes now? Fam, I'll paypal you some paper to get a !$*+%* off of Backpage.

 

[da r entertainment]

Originally Posted by youngj00

Originally Posted by FullTech

Originally Posted by AdobeCS4

SON!!!!

 

[da r entertainment]

Originally Posted by youngj00

Originally Posted by FullTech

Originally Posted by AdobeCS4

SON!!!!

 

[cosmiccanon]

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by GrimlocK

In high school I chased a girl for 7 months while she was calling me every night, talking for hours....about other dudes. And I constantly told her that I liked her.

I saw her last week sitting on a bench on my campus. She called me out and I went to go chop it up with her and see if she kept in touch with any other people I knew from h.s. She started talking about how guys are mistreating her and I got up and told her I have something better to do. She texted me later that day saying that it was kinda @@!!@+ up what I did. Yesterday she texted me if I wanted to hang out. Texted her back "No"

What type of %@** is this? Why do these things work on girls? I know why...cuz they're stupid.

Experience is the greatest teacher, never forget that.

Idk if Ive ever simped really. Just got friendzoned a few times and the classic liking some girl more than they like you type $@@%. But simped, idk if I can say I did. If I did they were probably minor things, like once I gave this chick a ride somewhere and didnt accept the gas money. But idk if I would say I simped

Same

 

[cosmiccanon]

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by GrimlocK

In high school I chased a girl for 7 months while she was calling me every night, talking for hours....about other dudes. And I constantly told her that I liked her.

I saw her last week sitting on a bench on my campus. She called me out and I went to go chop it up with her and see if she kept in touch with any other people I knew from h.s. She started talking about how guys are mistreating her and I got up and told her I have something better to do. She texted me later that day saying that it was kinda @@!!@+ up what I did. Yesterday she texted me if I wanted to hang out. Texted her back "No"

What type of %@** is this? Why do these things work on girls? I know why...cuz they're stupid.

Experience is the greatest teacher, never forget that.

Idk if Ive ever simped really. Just got friendzoned a few times and the classic liking some girl more than they like you type $@@%. But simped, idk if I can say I did. If I did they were probably minor things, like once I gave this chick a ride somewhere and didnt accept the gas money. But idk if I would say I simped

Same

 

[solewoman]

i spend extra time at the gym to see my trainer workout in a wife-beater or shirtless.

 

[solewoman]

i spend extra time at the gym to see my trainer workout in a wife-beater or shirtless.

 

[thipham]

Originally Posted by ricerocket1

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

In before rickerocket1.

I'm in...I swear I won 2 back to back simp of the year award. I'm on my phone so I'll tell my story when I get home

lol iono why but this had me rolling. but i cant wait to read this story too

 

[thipham]

Originally Posted by ricerocket1

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

In before rickerocket1.

I'm in...I swear I won 2 back to back simp of the year award. I'm on my phone so I'll tell my story when I get home

lol iono why but this had me rolling. but i cant wait to read this story too

 

[ham city]

Originally Posted by neverflopped

Originally Posted by HAM CITY

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

I was SPRUNG. I starting a thread hours before the first date asking NT, "should I walk around and open the car door for this broad?"

 
Funny thing is it was worth it. We ended up together for like 18 months, she was older and taught me a lot. 

and how's the whip??

I totaled in two years later. 

 

[ham city]

Originally Posted by neverflopped

Originally Posted by HAM CITY

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

I was SPRUNG. I starting a thread hours before the first date asking NT, "should I walk around and open the car door for this broad?"

 
Funny thing is it was worth it. We ended up together for like 18 months, she was older and taught me a lot. 

and how's the whip??

I totaled in two years later. 

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by Adrian1221

Originally Posted by eashawty

i was in 10th grade & this chick was my girl for like the whole 1st semester. man real talk, i might have been in love wit this chick cause i had never really felt like that before. normally i just wanted the guts. sumtime at the beginnin of the next semester we kinda stopped talkin & she started messin wit another dude. My lil simp heart couldnt take it & i wrote her this page long note bout how i felt about her & how she broke my heart. i gave it to her & i think i ended up gettin suspended for the rest of the week for sum unrelated @$%@. when i came back to school the next week, she had showed everybody the note while i was suspended & they was all tryna make fun of me. callin me t-pain & @$%@ cause i told ol girl she had me sprung. that *!#*$ tried me almost as hard as i tried myself, i learned my lesson. like boosie say "got my heart broke at 14 that was way way back, but all the girls after that it was straight pay back." she the whole reason im heartless bout these females now

 i know man. the bad part is that %%*% was like 6 years ago, but when i run into the dudes who i used to kick it wit back then they always bring it up whenever we start talkin %%*% to each other. the dudes i always kick it wit now aint even know the girl so they dont know bout all that, but im pretty sure they wouldnt let it slide either. one of my main homeboys right now is the dude she was talkin to right after me, & its crazy cause we was gon fight over that girl back then but now i guess we just act like that situation never existed 

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by Adrian1221

Originally Posted by eashawty

i was in 10th grade & this chick was my girl for like the whole 1st semester. man real talk, i might have been in love wit this chick cause i had never really felt like that before. normally i just wanted the guts. sumtime at the beginnin of the next semester we kinda stopped talkin & she started messin wit another dude. My lil simp heart couldnt take it & i wrote her this page long note bout how i felt about her & how she broke my heart. i gave it to her & i think i ended up gettin suspended for the rest of the week for sum unrelated @$%@. when i came back to school the next week, she had showed everybody the note while i was suspended & they was all tryna make fun of me. callin me t-pain & @$%@ cause i told ol girl she had me sprung. that *!#*$ tried me almost as hard as i tried myself, i learned my lesson. like boosie say "got my heart broke at 14 that was way way back, but all the girls after that it was straight pay back." she the whole reason im heartless bout these females now

 i know man. the bad part is that %%*% was like 6 years ago, but when i run into the dudes who i used to kick it wit back then they always bring it up whenever we start talkin %%*% to each other. the dudes i always kick it wit now aint even know the girl so they dont know bout all that, but im pretty sure they wouldnt let it slide either. one of my main homeboys right now is the dude she was talkin to right after me, & its crazy cause we was gon fight over that girl back then but now i guess we just act like that situation never existed 

 

[erdmanboy2220]

@Soversotowel, Praises went to em!

 

[erdmanboy2220]

@Soversotowel, Praises went to em!