Post Your Valentines Day Events! Pics, Stories, and Sarcasm are all Welcome! ("Simp" Life)

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Originally Posted by DeadsetAce

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Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I was in HS, I had a girl at the time. So every other girl is getting bears, candy from their men. I had something for my woman, but I wasn't going to give it to her until after school when we got home. But guess what I see at lunch time? Her bending over with a crowd around her, crying her eyes out because I didn't give her anything. No let me rephrase that, she was crying her eyes out because she couldn't display or give off the visual affirmation that she had a man that loved/cared for her. That is what it was all about.

I gave her the gift after school, but I let her know how much she had disappointed me for being such a _____. (Forgot what word I used). But after that nonsense man, I knew then and there that it is all about display. Not a fan.

needless to say that buns were not delivered.
 
Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I was in HS, I had a girl at the time. So every other girl is getting bears, candy from their men. I had something for my woman, but I wasn't going to give it to her until after school when we got home. But guess what I see at lunch time? Her bending over with a crowd around her, crying her eyes out because I didn't give her anything. No let me rephrase that, she was crying her eyes out because she couldn't display or give off the visual affirmation that she had a man that loved/cared for her. That is what it was all about.

I gave her the gift after school, but I let her know how much she had disappointed me for being such a _____. (Forgot what word I used). But after that nonsense man, I knew then and there that it is all about display. Not a fan.

needless to say that buns were not delivered.
 
The staff at my apartment complex was handing out goodie bags to everyone leaving the complex this morning. I got apple juice, an orange, and a muffin.
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The staff at my apartment complex was handing out goodie bags to everyone leaving the complex this morning. I got apple juice, an orange, and a muffin.
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I'll have a nice dinner with the wife at home. Steaks, asparagus and shrimp, tiramisu for dessert. Maybe I shouldn't eat asparagus, my pee will be stinky afterwards.

After being together for 10 years Valentine's Day is Meh to us.
 
I'll have a nice dinner with the wife at home. Steaks, asparagus and shrimp, tiramisu for dessert. Maybe I shouldn't eat asparagus, my pee will be stinky afterwards.

After being together for 10 years Valentine's Day is Meh to us.
 
Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I was in HS, I had a girl at the time. So every other girl is getting bears, candy from their men. I had something for my woman, but I wasn't going to give it to her until after school when we got home. But guess what I see at lunch time? Her bending over with a crowd around her, crying her eyes out because I didn't give her anything. No let me rephrase that, she was crying her eyes out because she couldn't display or give off the visual affirmation that she had a man that loved/cared for her. That is what it was all about.

I gave her the gift after school, but I let her know how much she had disappointed me for being such a _____. (Forgot what word I used). But after that nonsense man, I knew then and there that it is all about display. Not a fan.

in order to better convey my message, I will make up a story...

and OP- one word for you....BERTOLLI -

just pick your favorite variety, heat the joint up and serve....at least you'll have veggies/meat and all of that in there and the presentation will be gourmet looking...you didn't even bother to grab the frozen meatballs or anything
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served up the noodles and gravy like it was school lunch! i understand the personalization of cooking for your girl and the budget aspects but trust those bags are like $6 and you'll end up with something like this


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Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I was in HS, I had a girl at the time. So every other girl is getting bears, candy from their men. I had something for my woman, but I wasn't going to give it to her until after school when we got home. But guess what I see at lunch time? Her bending over with a crowd around her, crying her eyes out because I didn't give her anything. No let me rephrase that, she was crying her eyes out because she couldn't display or give off the visual affirmation that she had a man that loved/cared for her. That is what it was all about.

I gave her the gift after school, but I let her know how much she had disappointed me for being such a _____. (Forgot what word I used). But after that nonsense man, I knew then and there that it is all about display. Not a fan.

in order to better convey my message, I will make up a story...

and OP- one word for you....BERTOLLI -

just pick your favorite variety, heat the joint up and serve....at least you'll have veggies/meat and all of that in there and the presentation will be gourmet looking...you didn't even bother to grab the frozen meatballs or anything
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served up the noodles and gravy like it was school lunch! i understand the personalization of cooking for your girl and the budget aspects but trust those bags are like $6 and you'll end up with something like this


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Gf came to town for the weekend, copped het some roses and a huge teddy bear. Got nt smash on n took her to a nice dinner Saturday night. She left yesterday.... She got a big dispose on store for today though because I got this Tiffany necklace she wanted sent to her crib....

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