Public Bathrooms Vol: DAT MUD BUTT

[cwrite78]

Originally Posted by FourReal

Originally Posted by MrBrown

Originally Posted by FourReal

Originally Posted by The Notorious Bum

Speaking of secret restrooms, back in HS I would sneak into the teachers joints mad clean with spacious stalls

i never using the secret restrooms ever again ever since middle i told myself that was the last time going their

i still remember that day

Sounds like rape
did you get raped....... son?

uuhhh... like no really blown
like my stomach was killing me i didn't want to take that mean *$# dump in the boys restroom so i asked the clinic if i can use the teacher staff restroom shes like ok so im their for like a min so a girl is waiting outside i didn't even know i walked off like nothing happen she walks in then 1 min later walks off with a smile like eww son you took a mean as dump face i was blown cause she was pretty plus i find that really embarrassing cause round 2 was like in 5 min damn

Are you related to nter cash is clay?

 

[fourreal]

^^^hell yeah its the best
or finding the restroom that don't smell @ all are rare

 

[fourreal]

^^^^uummm.. no
why?

 

[dipsetgeneral]

Is it true that you can get STD's from usin' a public bathroom?

 

[million dollar stacks]

i'd rather dump outside...which I have before...numerous times.

 

[minotauro nogueira]

I remember my sophomore year in Highschool. It was state testing week and i had burger king the night before. I had to eat something so i wouldnt be starving during the test. So i fixed me a bowl of milk and cereal.... BAD IDEA. Left the house for school, and during the ride to school bubble guts kicked in. I told my mom and she asked me if i wanted to go back. I man'ed up and sealed my crack tight

.... 30 minutes in the test, i'm focused, the room is all silent. Suddenly, i felt some clogged-intestine-actions happening. Then huge bubble guts exploded (Not the starving bubble guts, but the gaseous ones). It was so loud it was like a THX surround-like. The students were quickly alarmed and started giggling. One dude asked "What the hell is that". I was heated as @#%$ cuz i couldn't concentrate, especially since i was crossing my feet in excruitiating pain

. I sucked up my pride and asked my teacher if i could go to the bathroom. As soon as i stepped foot in the bathroom, the pain gone away. So i pretended i took a piss and headed back to class. Write when i sat back down, the pain started again

 and this time, silent-meaty-hot farts started creeping out. The constipation broke down the doors of my crack

. I asked my teacher if i could go again, he probably knew i had level 10 mud butt syndrome, so he let me go. The bathroom was all free, no kids, no pissed-on toilet papers, no flooded toilets, no burnt up dro on the ground, no piss puddles, etc.. The only problem i had was that their was no stall door

. So i dropped my pants, and crouched, and blasted a nuke-worth of mud butt

. I didnt even bother to look at the mess and cleaned myself with loads of toilet paper. The session lasted in a minute, it was certainly a fast one and could have been disguised as a piss break

. After the test, i called for my bro to pick me up, cause i was so embarassed 

. I find it embarassing to poop in public

.

Cliffs:
- Bad combination of food
-state testing
-had to poop really bad
-Surround sound bubble guts. Kids giggling
-swallowed my pride and finally pooped
-nuked the toilet
-went home after the test because i felt embarassed
-

 

[tizoni]

Originally Posted by gllahone84

Originally Posted by throwback1718

I'm not even gonna watch that video

I saw the gif. first and I had the worst nightmare about it

  

 

[AZwildcats]

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

Is it true that you can get STD's from usin' a public bathroom?

i highly doubt it

 

[hugo]

i remember some guy at my job went in one and a spider bit his penis

 

[41239]

Originally Posted by ErickM713

thats freakin crazy mane

 

[that dude173]

I trained myself so that i can only go at home or at worse a close friends house. NEVER in public, i had a really bad stomach ache once and to avoid *@+#%@*@ myself i was forced to go in a public place.....never again..EVER.

 

[falcon4567]

The bathrooms in Kohls are unnecessarily nice

 

[bboi4lif3]

Originally Posted by wanksta23

man im telling you, im use to it to using portable toilets since tha'ts what my work has...it was early in the season and we didn;t have any and i had to go baaaaaad...i didnt care, i went behind the semi truck, got 4 bricks, 2 on top of each other and did my business while it was snowing..it was cold but i couldn't hold it any longer

Hahahaaa

 

[Pathos]

Originally Posted by ErickM713

yo b i thought you was trolling but !%++! DAT bruh
leaped out my seat

 

[Pathos]

Originally Posted by AZwildcats

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

Is it true that you can get STD's from usin' a public bathroom?

i highly doubt it

there's one STD that can jump on your genitalia, but when you standing its highly improable 

 

[jt solemates lm]

Originally Posted by MINOTAURO NOGUEIRA

I remember my sophomore year in Highschool. It was state testing week and i had burger king the night before. I had to eat something so i wouldnt be starving during the test. So i fixed me a bowl of milk and cereal.... BAD IDEA. Left the house for school, and during the ride to school bubble guts kicked in. I told my mom and she asked me if i wanted to go back. I man'ed up and sealed my crack tight

.... 30 minutes in the test, i'm focused, the room is all silent. Suddenly, i felt some clogged-intestine-actions happening. Then huge bubble guts exploded (Not the starving bubble guts, but the gaseous ones). It was so loud it was like a THX surround-like. The students were quickly alarmed and started giggling. One dude asked "What the hell is that". I was heated as @#%$ cuz i couldn't concentrate, especially since i was crossing my feet in excruitiating pain

. I sucked up my pride and asked my teacher if i could go to the bathroom. As soon as i stepped foot in the bathroom, the pain gone away. So i pretended i took a piss and headed back to class. Write when i sat back down, the pain started again

 and this time, silent-meaty-hot farts started creeping out. The constipation broke down the doors of my crack

. I asked my teacher if i could go again, he probably knew i had level 10 mud butt syndrome, so he let me go. The bathroom was all free, no kids, no pissed-on toilet papers, no flooded toilets, no burnt up dro on the ground, no piss puddles, etc.. The only problem i had was that their was no stall door

. So i dropped my pants, and crouched, and blasted a nuke-worth of mud butt

. I didnt even bother to look at the mess and cleaned myself with loads of toilet paper. The session lasted in a minute, it was certainly a fast one and could have been disguised as a piss break

. After the test, i called for my bro to pick me up, cause i was so embarassed 

. I find it embarassing to poop in public

.

Cliffs:
- Bad combination of food
-state testing
-had to poop really bad
-Surround sound bubble guts. Kids giggling
-swallowed my pride and finally pooped
-nuked the toilet
-went home after the test because i felt embarassed
-

  

 

[fourreal]

ya fools need to step ya game up

 

[minotauro nogueira]

Originally Posted by FourReal

ya fools need to step ya game up

  

 the paint bucket doesn't look that bad. Suitcase is for serious level 10 hot mud butt emergencies

 

[be easy]

 

[blade br0wn]

If your'e on the move, just find the nearest hotel and do your business there...

Of course, most hotels pride themselves on customer service/hospitality, and they keep their bathrooms super clean...

(I learned this from an NT Thread)

 

[dbailey86]

yea that video was a little ratchet. I will be checking under all of the seats i use because i try to use as many bathrooms as possible just for the experience

 

[livemyreality]

This is hilarious. I normally run to the bathroom on the 4th floor of buildings on campus or the bathroom in the back of the book store. Silence and clean.

 

[upyourswag]

James Earl Zones wrote:

I haven't hovered over or sat on a public toilet (papered or not) since 2006 when my **** touched a toilet seat and gave me a UTI. Explaining that to my mom at 16 was hell. !%#@ you Walmart.


ahahahah ewwww, but yo seriously i dont even mess with public bathrooms anymore, last year i went into wawa (gas station in PA, they have sandwiches and stuff, its usually pretty nice) and there was a log just laying in the middle of the bathroom floor, like dude didnt even attempt to shoot for the toilet 

 

[thatpersianguy]

The replies in this thread...

 

[marcmac360]

Ive never hoverbutted a dump in public. I have put down TP protection in a few suspect areas.

At work we got locking single bathrooms so I can take the infamous 15 min bathroom break without interruption.

When at school and I gotta drop one not a damb is given. Bathrooms are clean and they are plentiful. Theres like 2 large mens bathrooms per floor in each building.