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Public Bathrooms Vol: DAT MUD BUTT
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Dropped my first deuce ever at work today. Helps that no one else was in the office because of the holiday.
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this thread has potential
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Originally Posted by FourReal
thats nasty as hell
Son didn't even wipe
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If I'm out and have to go, this is the first place I look for
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Actually,Macy's restrooms are waaaay niceOriginally Posted by yanks7384
If I'm out and have to go, this is the first place I look for
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Dude..
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im mad i watched that vid
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Originally Posted by ROBPZEE612
Actually,Macy's restrooms are waaaay niceOriginally Posted by yanks7384
If I'm out and have to go, this is the first place I look for
And Sonic.
I too had a stretch of like upwards of a decade without dumping in a public restroom, but for some reason whenever I go to the city or get nervous I get the BG's. I still never understood, and yes it's something I thought about even before I saw a Seinfeld episode dedicated to the same topic, why the doors don't go all the way or closer to the floor and why the door hinges leave that little like 1/2 thick gap between them where people can, usually accidentally, see you through it when you're in the stall
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no, nobody read the cliffs. The story is a must. so funny.Originally Posted by MINOTAURO NOGUEIRA
I remember my sophomore year in Highschool. It was state testing week and i had burger king the night before. I had to eat something so i wouldnt be starving during the test. So i fixed me a bowl of milk and cereal.... BAD IDEA. Left the house for school, and during the ride to school bubble guts kicked in. I told my mom and she asked me if i wanted to go back. I man'ed up and sealed my crack tight.... 30 minutes in the test, i'm focused, the room is all silent. Suddenly, i felt some clogged-intestine-actions happening. Then huge bubble guts exploded (Not the starving bubble guts, but the gaseous ones). It was so loud it was like a THX surround-like. The students were quickly alarmed and started giggling. One dude asked "What the hell is that". I was heated as @#%$ cuz i couldn't concentrate, especially since i was crossing my feet in excruitiating pain. I sucked up my pride and asked my teacher if i could go to the bathroom. As soon as i stepped foot in the bathroom, the pain gone away. So i pretended i took a piss and headed back to class. Write when i sat back down, the pain started againand this time, silent-meaty-hot farts started creeping out. The constipation broke down the doors of my crack. I asked my teacher if i could go again, he probably knew i had level 10 mud butt syndrome, so he let me go. The bathroom was all free, no kids, no pissed-on toilet papers, no flooded toilets, no burnt up dro on the ground, no piss puddles, etc.. The only problem i had was that their was no stall door. So i dropped my pants, and crouched, and blasted a nuke-worth of mud butt. I didnt even bother to look at the mess and cleaned myself with loads of toilet paper. The session lasted in a minute, it was certainly a fast one and could have been disguised as a piss break. After the test, i called for my bro to pick me up, cause i was so embarassed. I find it embarassing to poop in public.
Cliffs:
- Bad combination of food
-state testing
-had to poop really bad
-Surround sound bubble guts. Kids giggling
-swallowed my pride and finally pooped
-nuked the toilet
-went home after the test because i felt embarassed
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If your going to use a public bathroom, it has to be a place that focuses on cleanliness and presentation. I remember one time I used a bathroom at Williams-Sonoma YEARS ago...%+% was so clean I thought I was home. Never felt so comfy taking a public deuce.
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HERES A TIP I LEARNED THRU MY YEARS OF PUBLIC BATHROOMS;
IF YOUR GONNA DROP A DEUCE , THROW SOME TOILET PAPER IN THERE FIRST WHETHER UR GONNA HOVER OR NOT, IT STOPS THE SPLASHING
UR WELCOME
IF YOUR GONNA DROP A DEUCE , THROW SOME TOILET PAPER IN THERE FIRST WHETHER UR GONNA HOVER OR NOT, IT STOPS THE SPLASHING
UR WELCOME
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there was already a spider on the seat (near the flush area) why did he still bother to put the seat cover up?
