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Questionable Things That A Female Has Done/Told You Vol. Huh Marriage?
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"so wat r u getting my daughter for her birthday?"
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Originally Posted by airblaster503
so one weekend my best friend and I were drinking, and we were practically blacked out. She made a move on me and it went from there. As soon as we got done she started having a panic attack and talking about how she likes this other dude
. There has always been this like sexual tension between us and everything so I am not surprised this happend but come on now, and to top it off she had just taken my v-card. This happened less than 2 weeks ago and I am trying not to make this situation hard or anything but when we talk all she is talking about is this dude.
You let her take your V-card fam...
Did it go down like... "Hey mothafu*k* gimme that V-Card."
or
Did it go down like... "OH no somebody HELLLP!!!!"
I think it was her
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but choking is quite euphoric... you should have done it...
euphoric you say?
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Where do you guys find these chicks
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On the same lines as the OP story...
I had this one chick I used to get it in wit back in '06-'07, I used to creep on the late night wit shorty... on some
"open the door"-*smash*-"ight, I'll let you know that I got home safe" type #+%...
This one time I was over her crib, she had her daughter with her, and normally she took her daughter to her aunt's room if she had me over for company...
Once I seen her daughter sleep on the bed, I offered to leave, but she kept tellin me to stay, so I chilled on the floor near the door, cuz I aint wanna wakethe baby... but the Playoffs was on, so I scooted around to the tv next to her bed to catch the end of it...
So me and shorty get to talking, then get to touchin', next thing I know... shorty is leaned over the bed wit ther head in my lap... I'm catchin'the chew, all this while her DAUGHTER IS SLEEPIN' ON THE SAME BED THAT SHE'S IN!!...
I felt terrible on the way home for lettin' that go down...
I caught one of those "marriage" texts before also... not fun at all...
I had this one chick I used to get it in wit back in '06-'07, I used to creep on the late night wit shorty... on some
"open the door"-*smash*-"ight, I'll let you know that I got home safe" type #+%...
This one time I was over her crib, she had her daughter with her, and normally she took her daughter to her aunt's room if she had me over for company...
Once I seen her daughter sleep on the bed, I offered to leave, but she kept tellin me to stay, so I chilled on the floor near the door, cuz I aint wanna wakethe baby... but the Playoffs was on, so I scooted around to the tv next to her bed to catch the end of it...
So me and shorty get to talking, then get to touchin', next thing I know... shorty is leaned over the bed wit ther head in my lap... I'm catchin'the chew, all this while her DAUGHTER IS SLEEPIN' ON THE SAME BED THAT SHE'S IN!!...
I felt terrible on the way home for lettin' that go down...
I caught one of those "marriage" texts before also... not fun at all...
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chick i dated for 2 years we decide to break up , i want her back she denies . Im still beating though she tells me shes talking to another guy the day after ibeat im like +%% . I try to convince her to give me a chance , but she went on to sleep with the guy . 2 weeks after she want to get back . I couldnt do it andjust slowly letting her go .
And she would marry me in a min , cant do that one any more
And she would marry me in a min , cant do that one any more
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this white girl told me she wanted to make tan babies with me....i smashed
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Originally Posted by Mangudai954
You a fool for walking away from her.
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rightfully so
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can i syd with chocolate flavor?
am I better than your other girls?
am I better than your other girls?
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Please PM me her Facebook/Myspace/Twitter. Thanks.Originally Posted by Nktran001
Originally Posted by Mangudai954
You a fool for walking away from her.NT is not the place for you..
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Some of this stuff is too comical...chicks have only told me the"basic" questionable things (if that exists), I.e. go in raw; relationships; ect lol
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I remember that.
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Originally Posted by 93SnakedFox
I remember that.
I would've bounce INSTANTLY
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Talking to a chick for a couple of months now, already told her I am not about getting serious right now.
This is how she tried to trap me in our last convo as usual ..
Me: I know you are over there wondering what I am talking about
Her: lol .. you know me too well .. It feels like we have been talkin way more than 3 months doesnt it? (in actuality it has only been 2 months)
Me: (
) ... lol umm not really , but I was thinking tonight ...you already know ..
Her: Yeah ... well if I was your girl you could have it whenever you want.
*CUE IN PICTURE OF GUY W/ HANDS ON HIS HEAD LOOKING STRESSED*
I honestly have to diss her now ... why do chicks say that they understand your situation but after a few weeks start with thenonsense?
This is how she tried to trap me in our last convo as usual ..
Me: I know you are over there wondering what I am talking about
Her: lol .. you know me too well .. It feels like we have been talkin way more than 3 months doesnt it? (in actuality it has only been 2 months)
Me: (
Her: Yeah ... well if I was your girl you could have it whenever you want.
*CUE IN PICTURE OF GUY W/ HANDS ON HIS HEAD LOOKING STRESSED*
I honestly have to diss her now ... why do chicks say that they understand your situation but after a few weeks start with thenonsense?
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3 chicks all off thier rocker.
1) I was on my couch chillen with this female and I point to my Gundam figures on my bookcase saying "There are my Gundams I was talking about" andin response she spazzes on me like "CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!???? $+%??". This girl was half black half puerto rican and we are in the restaurant and thismiddle aged white woman was getting pretty rowdy so I say "Lets go this white lady buggin" she starts screaming at me dead serious "WHATS WRONGWITH WHITE PEOPLE IM WHITE!!!" I give her a :-| .
2) I meet this white girl for coffee and i notice her hair is different shes wearing some kind of afro wig. The first thing she says to me is "I dont getalong with ignorant white people but I get along great with ignorant black people". HAD TO DEAD THAT QUICK.
3) There was this one girl who I was talking to for a good month or two on the phone but didnt get to go out for quite sometime. At the end of our first dateand only date she says to me "I AM GOING ON DR. PHIL WITH MY EX..." I look at her so disgusted and considered stranding her there at the restaurant.Then she had the nerve to say on the way out "You can check it out before you go to work on TV". Come to find out her EX looks just this relationshipwas all kinds of weirdness. She would talk to me about what they would name their kids. I wish the worst depths of loneliness for this scalleywag.
1) I was on my couch chillen with this female and I point to my Gundam figures on my bookcase saying "There are my Gundams I was talking about" andin response she spazzes on me like "CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!???? $+%??". This girl was half black half puerto rican and we are in the restaurant and thismiddle aged white woman was getting pretty rowdy so I say "Lets go this white lady buggin" she starts screaming at me dead serious "WHATS WRONGWITH WHITE PEOPLE IM WHITE!!!" I give her a :-| .
2) I meet this white girl for coffee and i notice her hair is different shes wearing some kind of afro wig. The first thing she says to me is "I dont getalong with ignorant white people but I get along great with ignorant black people". HAD TO DEAD THAT QUICK.
3) There was this one girl who I was talking to for a good month or two on the phone but didnt get to go out for quite sometime. At the end of our first dateand only date she says to me "I AM GOING ON DR. PHIL WITH MY EX..." I look at her so disgusted and considered stranding her there at the restaurant.Then she had the nerve to say on the way out "You can check it out before you go to work on TV". Come to find out her EX looks just this relationshipwas all kinds of weirdness. She would talk to me about what they would name their kids. I wish the worst depths of loneliness for this scalleywag.
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"me and your cousin used to talk, but i don't remember if we had sex or not"...
**calls cousin on speakerphone**
"ay fam, you used to smash this broad named LaPria?"
"yessir, like 15 times. even smashed in the whip"
"aight bro, preciate cha"
can't remember huh? --------------> facepalm (by her)
**calls cousin on speakerphone**
"ay fam, you used to smash this broad named LaPria?"
"yessir, like 15 times. even smashed in the whip"
"aight bro, preciate cha"
can't remember huh? --------------> facepalm (by her)
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lol at this, i rather not post in this due to past experiances...lurkers..
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shout out to all my grown and sexy ladies out there....good lookin..
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I won't even front I let a chick do it onceOriginally Posted by JayHood23
CharmCityKid wrote:
she wanted to eat my butt.
Originally Posted by CJ003
-"take the condom off, all the other guys ive been with havent used one."
when she said that [insert the Jake Delhomme gif]...she was a fine #+# puetro rican chick too. had to give her the boot, cant be messing with a chick that
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I had my butt hole munch before .
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Originally Posted by CharmCityKid
I won't even front I let a chick do it onceOriginally Posted by JayHood23
CharmCityKid wrote:
she wanted to eat my butt.
You just couldn't wait to use that gif right? It's not ayo if a chick does it
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A girl asked to have my children while I was a sophmore in high school. Yucky
