Ray Allen is my boy n' all but YO JESUS!

[dipsetgeneral]

So the story goes... My boy from back home goes up to Martha's Vineyard to visit an ex-best friend of mine and party it up. So, as my boy and my ex-best friends squad roll up into this bar, they see Jesus Shuttlesworth. I wasn't told if he was in a closed out area or reserved section but here's the good part... I guess this chick that knows my boy, told him that Jesus waved her over and spit that g-Mack to shorty and got her number. Of course this ditzy white girl was with it. It's Jesus right?

So shorty leaves the bar in anticipation on Jesus' call/text and sho' nuff', Rays hits her up via text. After the initial "hey what's up's" and stuff. Jesus tells shorty "I can't wait to (love) I'ma eat ya booty and (explode) all up inside you." Shorty was thrown off and was confused as hell . She wanted to hangout with him but she was hesitant after those texts

As I'm hearing my boy tell me this story on the phone, I begin to think to myself. Jesus' wife is fine and he's the most classiest professional in the industry. I couldn't believe it. I hope this isn't true.

 

[redd spyder]

You miss all the shots you don't take. my boy 34 is in rare form.

 

[sooperhooper]

19 seasons in. He don't get tired.
I'm not surprised by this at all.

 

[servechilled81]

remember when his twitter got "hacked"  son was giving ole girl mad instructions like she had 4 hands or something

 

[jbc908]

Not surprised, ray done said he eat da whole box after it's been filled wit da lunchable meat, so i can believe that

 

[Arthur Shelby]

ex-best friend

 

[fourtyeight48]

Lmaoooooooooooo

 

[calypso chanta]

So the story goes... My boy from back home goes up to Martha's Vineyard to visit an ex-best friend of mine and party it up. So, as my boy and my ex-best friends squad roll up into this bar, they see Jesus Shuttlesworth. I wasn't told if he was in a closed out area or reserved section but here's the good part... I guess this chick that knows my boy, told him that Jesus waved her over and spit that g-Mack to shorty and got her number. Of course this ditzy white girl was with it. It's Jesus right?

So shorty leaves the bar in anticipation on Jesus' call/text and sho' nuff', Rays hits her up via text. After the initial "hey what's up's" and stuff. Jesus tells shorty "I can't wait to (love) I'ma eat ya booty and (explode) all up inside you." Shorty was thrown off and was confused as hell

. She wanted to hangout with him but she was hesitant after those texts

As I'm hearing my boy tell me this story on the phone, I begin to think to myself. Jesus' wife is fine and he's the most classiest professional in the industry. I couldn't believe it. I hope this isn't true.

I'm curious about the terminology usage brah.

 

[AZwildcats]

Rays a dirty old dude

 

[sooperhooper]

For real. Nobody used that term after 3rd grade. Just say their friend. Almost like op needs to tell another story.

 

[luong1209]

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[RIP sleazyy]

@ the "hack"

 

[dman14]

so this what ray does when he isnt fluffing lebron

 

[dipsetgeneral]

ex-best friend

I'm curious about the terminology usage brah.

For real. Nobody used that term after 3rd grade. Just say their friend. Almost like op needs to tell another story.

my bad y'all. I forgot this is NT University

Me and the kid had a falling out in 07'

 

[abovetheclouds9]

 
I'm curious about the terminology usage brah.

I think the real reason he made this thread was to talk about his fallout with his ex-bestie. no one throws in the "ex" for no reason. Spill your guts, yo.

 

[concordefliteschool]

lmao that ray allen tweet. he meant to send the as a pm i assume

 

[Gordonson]

That "hacked" tweet is never not funny

My ___ Ray taking those half court shots with no damns [emoji]127814[/emoji]

 

[solexsup]

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[currensy]

Damn, does everybody cheat or something?

 

[Deleted member 87369]

NT is international man you just snitched on the homie Jesus smh.. Tabloids gonna have it by the morning

 

[equality]

Y'all really believe these athletes can stay loyal? 

 

 

[dipsetgeneral]

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[zyzybalubah1]

Waits for MTO to post

 

[two zero five]

das it mane

-Bulldog

 

[mr jordan04]

I saw him at the club in Vegas this year during their all star break. All the bad ******* were in his section and he was chopping it up with girls all night, dancing.