Real Talk, Would You Smash a Married Woman? Vol. IDS

if you dont, someone else will. im sure mexican shorty got it from someone before going back to houston.
 
if you dont, someone else will. im sure mexican shorty got it from someone before going back to houston.
 
Did once.  It was like 2 or 3 years ago, the day after the 4th of July.  She lived across the street from me.  I was outside shootin around in the driveway, and she was outside mowing.  She came over and started saying !+@@ like "I see you have basketball down, but I can help you learn some other things..." and a bunch of !+@@ like that.  I kept turning it down, cuz I knew she was married and what not.  She kept talkin, and I finally said you can come in and kick it if you want cuz a man can only turn down P so many times, morals or not...  She came in, we did our thing.  When we got done she runs to the bathroom and starts throwin up, and just passes out.  I'm confused as ++%! at this point.  Turns out she was wasted.  (How the ++%! I'm sposed to know this chicks mowing wasted?)  Her pops comes over ringing my door bell, poundin on the door cuz he saw her in my driveway talkin to me.  She's still passed out in my bathroom.  I finally let him in, cuz I didn't know what the ++%! to do.  He yells at me a bunch, I just kinda stoneface him cuz idk what the ++%! to say at that point.  He tells me he will be back with the sherrif, and I know broads are always winnin those cases and lockin up innocent dudes, so I get kinda scared.  Dip out to my buddies, while trying to get ahold of my lawyer but he's on vacation.  Chicks dad comes back over to my house and starts *****in out my brother who he thinks is me.  My bro is like "Who the ++%! are you, and what the ++%! are you talkin about?"  Dude realizes it's not me, so tells my brother I better come over and talk to him ASAP.  By the time I get home, the chicks husband has came over and told my parents everything.  My brother hooks me up with my lawyer's son's cell number, so I get ahold of him and find out I'm alright.  Talked to the chicks dad anyway, he told me she's denying we did anything, but if I tell him the truth he won't get the cops involved.  I tell him, yea we did ++%!.  He yells at me some more, thought I gave her the booze.  I tell him I didn't, and I didn't even know she was drunk.  He calms down.  I leave.  Nothing else ever happens with it. 

In conclusion: It was not worth it at all cuz it had me stressed out for a couple days, but I might do it again if given the chance and if it's a better situation... 
 
Did once.  It was like 2 or 3 years ago, the day after the 4th of July.  She lived across the street from me.  I was outside shootin around in the driveway, and she was outside mowing.  She came over and started saying !+@@ like "I see you have basketball down, but I can help you learn some other things..." and a bunch of !+@@ like that.  I kept turning it down, cuz I knew she was married and what not.  She kept talkin, and I finally said you can come in and kick it if you want cuz a man can only turn down P so many times, morals or not...  She came in, we did our thing.  When we got done she runs to the bathroom and starts throwin up, and just passes out.  I'm confused as ++%! at this point.  Turns out she was wasted.  (How the ++%! I'm sposed to know this chicks mowing wasted?)  Her pops comes over ringing my door bell, poundin on the door cuz he saw her in my driveway talkin to me.  She's still passed out in my bathroom.  I finally let him in, cuz I didn't know what the ++%! to do.  He yells at me a bunch, I just kinda stoneface him cuz idk what the ++%! to say at that point.  He tells me he will be back with the sherrif, and I know broads are always winnin those cases and lockin up innocent dudes, so I get kinda scared.  Dip out to my buddies, while trying to get ahold of my lawyer but he's on vacation.  Chicks dad comes back over to my house and starts *****in out my brother who he thinks is me.  My bro is like "Who the ++%! are you, and what the ++%! are you talkin about?"  Dude realizes it's not me, so tells my brother I better come over and talk to him ASAP.  By the time I get home, the chicks husband has came over and told my parents everything.  My brother hooks me up with my lawyer's son's cell number, so I get ahold of him and find out I'm alright.  Talked to the chicks dad anyway, he told me she's denying we did anything, but if I tell him the truth he won't get the cops involved.  I tell him, yea we did ++%!.  He yells at me some more, thought I gave her the booze.  I tell him I didn't, and I didn't even know she was drunk.  He calms down.  I leave.  Nothing else ever happens with it. 

In conclusion: It was not worth it at all cuz it had me stressed out for a couple days, but I might do it again if given the chance and if it's a better situation... 
 
Originally Posted by ryaneff23

Did once.  It was like 2 or 3 years ago, the day after the 4th of July.  She lived across the street from me.  I was outside shootin around in the driveway, and she was outside mowing.  She came over and started saying !+@@ like "I see you have basketball down, but I can help you learn some other things..." and a bunch of !+@@ like that.  I kept turning it down, cuz I knew she was married and what not.  She kept talkin, and I finally said you can come in and kick it if you want cuz a man can only turn down P so many times, morals or not...  She came in, we did our thing.  When we got done she runs to the bathroom and starts throwin up, and just passes out.  I'm confused as ++%! at this point.  Turns out she was wasted.  (How the ++%! I'm sposed to know this chicks mowing wasted?)  Her pops comes over ringing my door bell, poundin on the door cuz he saw her in my driveway talkin to me.  She's still passed out in my bathroom.  I finally let him in, cuz I didn't know what the ++%! to do.  He yells at me a bunch, I just kinda stoneface him cuz idk what the ++%! to say at that point.  He tells me he will be back with the sherrif, and I know broads are always winnin those cases and lockin up innocent dudes, so I get kinda scared.  Dip out to my buddies, while trying to get ahold of my lawyer but he's on vacation.  Chicks dad comes back over to my house and starts *****in out my brother who he thinks is me.  My bro is like "Who the ++%! are you, and what the ++%! are you talkin about?"  Dude realizes it's not me, so tells my brother I better come over and talk to him ASAP.  By the time I get home, the chicks husband has came over and told my parents everything.  My brother hooks me up with my lawyer's son's cell number, so I get ahold of him and find out I'm alright.  Talked to the chicks dad anyway, he told me she's denying we did anything, but if I tell him the truth he won't get the cops involved.  I tell him, yea we did ++%!.  He yells at me some more, thought I gave her the booze.  I tell him I didn't, and I didn't even know she was drunk.  He calms down.  I leave.  Nothing else ever happens with it. 

In conclusion: It was not worth it at all cuz it had me stressed out for a couple days, but I might do it again if given the chance and if it's a better situation... 
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cool story bro.
 
Originally Posted by ryaneff23

Did once.  It was like 2 or 3 years ago, the day after the 4th of July.  She lived across the street from me.  I was outside shootin around in the driveway, and she was outside mowing.  She came over and started saying !+@@ like "I see you have basketball down, but I can help you learn some other things..." and a bunch of !+@@ like that.  I kept turning it down, cuz I knew she was married and what not.  She kept talkin, and I finally said you can come in and kick it if you want cuz a man can only turn down P so many times, morals or not...  She came in, we did our thing.  When we got done she runs to the bathroom and starts throwin up, and just passes out.  I'm confused as ++%! at this point.  Turns out she was wasted.  (How the ++%! I'm sposed to know this chicks mowing wasted?)  Her pops comes over ringing my door bell, poundin on the door cuz he saw her in my driveway talkin to me.  She's still passed out in my bathroom.  I finally let him in, cuz I didn't know what the ++%! to do.  He yells at me a bunch, I just kinda stoneface him cuz idk what the ++%! to say at that point.  He tells me he will be back with the sherrif, and I know broads are always winnin those cases and lockin up innocent dudes, so I get kinda scared.  Dip out to my buddies, while trying to get ahold of my lawyer but he's on vacation.  Chicks dad comes back over to my house and starts *****in out my brother who he thinks is me.  My bro is like "Who the ++%! are you, and what the ++%! are you talkin about?"  Dude realizes it's not me, so tells my brother I better come over and talk to him ASAP.  By the time I get home, the chicks husband has came over and told my parents everything.  My brother hooks me up with my lawyer's son's cell number, so I get ahold of him and find out I'm alright.  Talked to the chicks dad anyway, he told me she's denying we did anything, but if I tell him the truth he won't get the cops involved.  I tell him, yea we did ++%!.  He yells at me some more, thought I gave her the booze.  I tell him I didn't, and I didn't even know she was drunk.  He calms down.  I leave.  Nothing else ever happens with it. 

In conclusion: It was not worth it at all cuz it had me stressed out for a couple days, but I might do it again if given the chance and if it's a better situation... 
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cool story bro.
 
I just dont understand ppl who say they wouldnt do it from a fear factor standpoint. There is a chance/risk you take messing with any chick. Alot of times (im not gonna say most) chicks tell half-truths, or only tell you what you specifically ask. As i stated earlier there are woman with crazy ex's,baby daddy drama etc. I mean its not like a bullet is gonna inflict pain any different from a married man then it would from anyone else. I can mabe see ppl not doing it from a moral standpoint but then thats kinda contridictary if you having one-night stands, banging guys gf's, leading girls on etc just to get mass.
 
I just dont understand ppl who say they wouldnt do it from a fear factor standpoint. There is a chance/risk you take messing with any chick. Alot of times (im not gonna say most) chicks tell half-truths, or only tell you what you specifically ask. As i stated earlier there are woman with crazy ex's,baby daddy drama etc. I mean its not like a bullet is gonna inflict pain any different from a married man then it would from anyone else. I can mabe see ppl not doing it from a moral standpoint but then thats kinda contridictary if you having one-night stands, banging guys gf's, leading girls on etc just to get mass.
 
Originally Posted by ryaneff23

Originally Posted by tvanterpool

cool story bro.
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I figured dude made this thread to share experiences, so I shared mine.  
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If you don't like it, eat a deeeick.
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basically. god forbid someone actually post more than 10 words or a .gif

but to OP's question, if i was going to cheat on my wife, I would prefer it be with someone who's married, and in a stable relationship, with kids. that way if things go south either way, i'm not talking, and shes not talkin. mutually assured self descruction.

  
 
Originally Posted by ryaneff23

Originally Posted by tvanterpool

cool story bro.
Click to expand...
I figured dude made this thread to share experiences, so I shared mine.  
eyes.gif


If you don't like it, eat a deeeick.
indifferent.gif

  
Click to expand...
basically. god forbid someone actually post more than 10 words or a .gif

but to OP's question, if i was going to cheat on my wife, I would prefer it be with someone who's married, and in a stable relationship, with kids. that way if things go south either way, i'm not talking, and shes not talkin. mutually assured self descruction.

  
 
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