Say this to a girl at a party tonight for GUARANTEED SEX*

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by scshift

Negative on my part.

Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.

(stupid slip up

)
Her: What? Don't hit me

Me: %*+!

Trying this out later. Not this ^ fail though

 

[aka longstroke]

The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. 
Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. 

Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date.

In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before.

BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races.

You're welcome. 

 

[natelav129]

how is this thread worthy

 

[imvictor]

Originally Posted by scshift

Negative on my part.

Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.

(stupid slip up

)
Her: What? Don't hit me

Me: %*+!

LMAO

 

[shorty doo wop]

Originally Posted by natelav129

how is this thread worthy

Someone's upset it didnt work for them

 

[thedeek]

Originally Posted by scshift

Negative on my part.

Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.

(stupid slip up

)
Her: What? Don't hit me

Me: %*+!

oh man that slip up changed the whole meaning!

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by sillyputty

Originally Posted by VeintiSiete


*Actual sex not guaranteed.

I had actually stopped reading before I saw this. 

 

[All Ready]

subconsciously women already know you wanna hit it so i'm not much of a pickup line guy

but this one actually isn't bad

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by Animal Thug1539

Originally Posted by scshift

Negative on my part.

Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.

(stupid slip up

)
Her: What? Don't hit me

Me: %*+!

  

FAIL.

 

 

[coolgraymemo]

.

Better than WIO?

 

[hendrix watermelon]

hmmm, what if she says smoethikng like

"well, goodluck with that"

did I do it wrong?

 

[credo]

Originally Posted by AKA LONGSTROKE

The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. 
Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. 

Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date.

In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before.

BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races.

You're welcome. 

Wrong.  Best way is to be a completely useless tool.

 

[curiousgeorg3]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

hmmm, what if she says smoethikng like

"well, goodluck with that"

did I do it wrong?

then she wasnt attracted to you in the first place. sorry man.

 

[Majorbread]

LOL will try this tonight @ the bars, will report back tomorrow

NT FTW

 

[atlien seeko]

The fact that you had to mention not being a creep

 

[superflyinchopstickninja]

Originally Posted by AKA LONGSTROKE

The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. 
Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. 

Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date.

In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before.

BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races.

You're welcome. 

get outta here with your real advice 

 

[aka longstroke]

Originally Posted by Credo

Originally Posted by AKA LONGSTROKE

The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. 
Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. 

Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date.

In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before.

BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races.

You're welcome. 

Wrong.  Best way is to be a completely useless tool.

 

 

[aka longstroke]

Originally Posted by superflyinchopstickninja

Originally Posted by AKA LONGSTROKE

The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. 
Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. 

Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date.

In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before.

BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races.

You're welcome. 

get outta here with your real advice 

OKAY

 

[veintisiete]

Originally Posted by natelav129

how is this thread worthy

 

[rrzn]

Do lines like this actually work, my homegirl told me that lines don't work. Ive been out the game for years so i gotta catch up to this now.

 

[AZwildcats]

Well, just got threatened with a restraining order....

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

Originally Posted by scshift

Negative on my part.

Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.

(stupid slip up

)
Her: What? Don't hit me

Me: %*+!

 

[Pathos]

Originally Posted by Peep Game

Originally Posted by Animal Thug1539

Originally Posted by scshift

Negative on my part.

Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.

(stupid slip up

)
Her: What? Don't hit me

Me: %*+!

  

FAIL.

 

perfect 

 

[backpacker23]

p4l

 

[tsx24]

im using this tonight. will be back for update.