Say this to a girl at a party tonight for GUARANTEED SEX*

[deepinthajeep]

Originally Posted by TroyMcClure


then just ACTUALLY try to get to know them with silly things in between like "damn, you lookin' more sexy than a chocolate covered strawberry right now".

man yall foolish as hell...

 

[JVII]

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

Naw for real, get it how you get it, like her or not live your life.  I gotta dude now 27 still a virgin for no good reason.  Mind bottling.

Just think, 3 more years and he'll reach wizard status.

Looks like he has a pretty good reason to me.

 

[twizzi]

Originally Posted by INS

I expect a ton of new posts in the embarrassing sex stories thread

 

[thejrob]

Originally Posted by INS

I expect a ton of new posts in the embarrassing sex stories thread

 

[bruce negro]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

Originally Posted by scshift

It's all good man. I want to smash someone but I'm not dying to do it. I want to make sure I really like the girl too.

I'm just getting started in this life thing... check back on me in a few years to see how I've done.

Good stuff too

Naw for real, get it how you get it, like her or not live your life.  I gotta dude now 27 still a virgin for no good reason.  Mind bottling.

god level neckbeard achieved

his right forearm must be huge yo.

That entire reply is just too much 

 

[edworm]

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

Originally Posted by scshift

Originally Posted by ricky409

scshift... its aight brudda...

once you get on your feet... get established, and #bawse up, then you'll be jumpin yambs left and right...

and you like... 17, right? you're at the bottom of the totem pole, and the young tight dumb girls are at the top..

everybody wants them... nobody wants you...

as you get older, the tables turn.

every wonder why those "worlds sexiest men" are always over 30?

knowledge, fambs... i just kicked it..

It's all good man. I want to smash someone but I'm not dying to do it. I want to make sure I really like the girl too.

I'm just getting started in this life thing... check back on me in a few years to see how I've done.

Good stuff too

Naw for real, get it how you get it, like her or not live your life.  I gotta dude now 27 still a virgin for no good reason.  Mind bottling.

Yeah I meant I have to like the girl, not in the "I like you as a person" sense but the "she's good" sense. I'm not looking for a relationship or even a pen pal right now...

I'm not holding off until I'm 27 though. I'm not even going to hold off past this year. I'm not dying to get some, but a little would be appreciated.

 

[lukewarm skywalker]

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

Naw for real, get it how you get it, like her or not live your life.  I gotta dude now 27 still a virgin for no good reason.  Mind bottling.

...

 

[jorrdanfan23]

has anyone tried the line from Hitch when will smith gives the lady money surrounded by guys , and makes it sound like she works there and she doesnt and Will says how else am i

suppose to get you away from all those guys???

 

[jus3]

Originally Posted by VeintiSiete


"well, a very lucky man is going to hit the jackpot some day." (referring to her, obviously)

she'll be flattered, and then you go in for the kill with:

"but im trying to hit it tonight"

http://

 

[eight2one]

I would try that with enough drinks.
I keep forgetting to try the Borrow line on POF

 

[veintisiete]

Originally Posted by JUS3

Originally Posted by VeintiSiete


"well, a very lucky man is going to hit the jackpot some day." (referring to her, obviously)

she'll be flattered, and then you go in for the kill with:

"but im trying to hit it tonight"

http://

you know, i never knew how to correctly read this gif.

i always take it as "damn, that sounds kinda stupid.....it might actually work though, so..."

 

[bruce negro]

Originally Posted by VeintiSiete

Originally Posted by JUS3

Originally Posted by VeintiSiete


"well, a very lucky man is going to hit the jackpot some day." (referring to her, obviously)

she'll be flattered, and then you go in for the kill with:

"but im trying to hit it tonight"

http://

you know, i never knew how to correctly read this gif.

i always take it as "damn, that sounds kinda stupid.....it might actually work though, so..."

I've always looked at it like... "That's just terrible... but on the other hand..." There are a lot of ways to read it 

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

Originally Posted by scshift

I'm going to die a virgin. I can't even get sex when I do things which give me guaranteed sex

OMG this dudes scshifts story has to be one of the funnies i've read in a long time on NT.

All you dudes need to get outta here with this b.s. real advice given on NT....  You want sex...go get it...brought to you by chloroform inc.

 

[certifiedsw]

Originally Posted by ricky409

SpeakUp23 wrote:

Originally Posted by scshift

Negative on my part.

Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.

(stupid slip up

)
Her: What? Don't hit me

Me: %*+!

I know I'm a little late to this thread but this @#$# got me in tears 

Perfect execution. 

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

scshifts story reminds me of this

 

[zapatohead408]

Originally Posted by scshift

Originally Posted by ricky409

Originally Posted by scshift

I'm going to die a virgin. I can't even get sex when I do things which give me guaranteed sex

scshift... its aight brudda...

once you get on your feet... get established, and #bawse up, then you'll be jumpin yambs left and right...

and you like... 17, right? you're at the bottom of the totem pole, and the young tight dumb girls are at the top..

everybody wants them... nobody wants you...

as you get older, the tables turn.

every wonder why those "worlds sexiest men" are always over 30?

knowledge, fambs... i just kicked it..

It's all good man. I want to smash someone but I'm not dying to do it. I want to make sure I really like the girl too.

I'm just getting started in this life thing... check back on me in a few years to see how I've done.

Good stuff too

naw fam, thats a mistake. Sex is sex, not love.

 

[mrkane]

Originally Posted by ricky409

Originally Posted by scshift

I'm going to die a virgin. I can't even get sex when I do things which give me guaranteed sex

scshift... its aight brudda...

once you get on your feet... get established, and #bawse up, then you'll be jumpin yambs left and right...

and you like... 17, right? you're at the bottom of the totem pole, and the young tight dumb girls are at the top..

everybody wants them... nobody wants you...

as you get older, the tables turn.

every wonder why those "worlds sexiest men" are always over 30?

knowledge, fambs... i just kicked it..

truth was spoken........good sht ricky.  We men get better with age, as for women..........

, all they have is makeup to look foward too.

  

 

[beh235]

This sounds like bad advice waiting to happen

. I would love to see some poor soul try this tho

Just read Scshift attempt....

 
Aww man. This thread has me dying. A 27 year old virgin and how mind bottling it is. This thread made my afternoon lmao

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by zapatohead408

naw fam, thats a mistake. Sex is sex, not love.

Yeah actually you're right, ignore what I wrote

 

[michael0360]

dam i wish i saw this thread before this weekend..
i was at 2 great parties with a whole lot of chicks i never met before i would have tried this on.
it actually doesnt sound bad

 

[dbailey86]

might work if you both are drunk enough

 

[elnino4530]

Originally Posted by kidUFC

This actually worked for me .. 3 for 3 so far..

Hanging out with a girl in the backseat.. I pulled out a quarter and said " if i flipped this coin, what are my chances of getting head? "
* proceeds with whipping it out*

Another time was at a party.. hanging out with this chick and I said " if i flipped this quarter, what are my chances of getting head?"
Next thong you know.. I'm in the bathroom holding her hair up..

Another back seat story.. after saying the line, she looks at me and smile.. I grab her race towards my manhood... It was a great night.

 

[Mark Antony]

Originally Posted by GrimlocK

scshifts story reminds me of this

wat

 

[daytona 5000]

Originally Posted by zapatohead408

Originally Posted by scshift

Originally Posted by ricky409

scshift... its aight brudda...

once you get on your feet... get established, and #bawse up, then you'll be jumpin yambs left and right...

and you like... 17, right? you're at the bottom of the totem pole, and the young tight dumb girls are at the top..

everybody wants them... nobody wants you...

as you get older, the tables turn.

every wonder why those "worlds sexiest men" are always over 30?

knowledge, fambs... i just kicked it..

It's all good man. I want to smash someone but I'm not dying to do it. I want to make sure I really like the girl too.

I'm just getting started in this life thing... check back on me in a few years to see how I've done.

Good stuff too

naw fam, thats a mistake. Sex is sex, not love.

One of the realest things I've ever seen written on this forum.