- 3,805
- 98
- Joined
- Sep 26, 2000
Originally Posted by TroyMcClure
then just ACTUALLY try to get to know them with silly things in between like "damn, you lookin' more sexy than a chocolate covered strawberry right now".
man yall foolish as hell...
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: this_feature_currently_requires_accessing_site_using_safari
Originally Posted by TroyMcClure
then just ACTUALLY try to get to know them with silly things in between like "damn, you lookin' more sexy than a chocolate covered strawberry right now".
Originally Posted by Mark Antony
Naw for real, get it how you get it, like her or not live your life. I gotta dude now 27 still a virgin for no good reason. Mind bottling.
Originally Posted by INS
I expect a ton of new posts in the embarrassing sex stories thread
Originally Posted by INS
I expect a ton of new posts in the embarrassing sex stories thread
That entire reply is just too muchOriginally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon
Originally Posted by Mark Antony
Naw for real, get it how you get it, like her or not live your life. I gotta dude now 27 still a virgin for no good reason. Mind bottling.Originally Posted by scshift
It's all good man. I want to smash someone but I'm not dying to do it. I want to make sure I really like the girl too.
I'm just getting started in this life thing... check back on me in a few years to see how I've done.
Good stuff too
god level neckbeard achieved
his right forearm must be huge yo.
Originally Posted by Mark Antony
Naw for real, get it how you get it, like her or not live your life. I gotta dude now 27 still a virgin for no good reason. Mind bottling.Originally Posted by scshift
Originally Posted by ricky409
scshift... its aight brudda...
once you get on your feet... get established, and #bawse up, then you'll be jumpin yambs left and right...
and you like... 17, right? you're at the bottom of the totem pole, and the young tight dumb girls are at the top..
everybody wants them... nobody wants you...
as you get older, the tables turn.
every wonder why those "worlds sexiest men" are always over 30?
knowledge, fambs... i just kicked it..
It's all good man. I want to smash someone but I'm not dying to do it. I want to make sure I really like the girl too.
I'm just getting started in this life thing... check back on me in a few years to see how I've done.
Good stuff too
Naw for real, get it how you get it, like her or not live your life. I gotta dude now 27 still a virgin for no good reason. Mind bottling.
http://Originally Posted by VeintiSiete
"well, a very lucky man is going to hit the jackpot some day." (referring to her, obviously)
she'll be flattered, and then you go in for the kill with:
"but im trying to hit it tonight"
Originally Posted by JUS3
http://Originally Posted by VeintiSiete
"well, a very lucky man is going to hit the jackpot some day." (referring to her, obviously)
she'll be flattered, and then you go in for the kill with:
"but im trying to hit it tonight"
Originally Posted by VeintiSiete
Originally Posted by JUS3
http://Originally Posted by VeintiSiete
"well, a very lucky man is going to hit the jackpot some day." (referring to her, obviously)
she'll be flattered, and then you go in for the kill with:
"but im trying to hit it tonight"
you know, i never knew how to correctly read this gif.
i always take it as "damn, that sounds kinda stupid.....it might actually work though, so..."
Originally Posted by scshift
I'm going to die a virgin. I can't even get sex when I do things which give me guaranteed sex
Originally Posted by ricky409
SpeakUp23 wrote:
Originally Posted by scshift
Negative on my part.
Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.(stupid slip up)
Her: What? Don't hit me
Me: %*+!
naw fam, thats a mistake. Sex is sex, not love.Originally Posted by scshift
Originally Posted by ricky409
Originally Posted by scshift
I'm going to die a virgin. I can't even get sex when I do things which give me guaranteed sex
scshift... its aight brudda...
once you get on your feet... get established, and #bawse up, then you'll be jumpin yambs left and right...
and you like... 17, right? you're at the bottom of the totem pole, and the young tight dumb girls are at the top..
everybody wants them... nobody wants you...
as you get older, the tables turn.
every wonder why those "worlds sexiest men" are always over 30?
knowledge, fambs... i just kicked it..
It's all good man. I want to smash someone but I'm not dying to do it. I want to make sure I really like the girl too.
I'm just getting started in this life thing... check back on me in a few years to see how I've done.
Good stuff too
truth was spoken........good sht ricky. We men get better with age, as for women..........Originally Posted by ricky409
Originally Posted by scshift
I'm going to die a virgin. I can't even get sex when I do things which give me guaranteed sex
scshift... its aight brudda...
once you get on your feet... get established, and #bawse up, then you'll be jumpin yambs left and right...
and you like... 17, right? you're at the bottom of the totem pole, and the young tight dumb girls are at the top..
everybody wants them... nobody wants you...
as you get older, the tables turn.
every wonder why those "worlds sexiest men" are always over 30?
knowledge, fambs... i just kicked it..
Originally Posted by zapatohead408
naw fam, thats a mistake. Sex is sex, not love.
Originally Posted by kidUFC
This actually worked for me .. 3 for 3 so far..
Hanging out with a girl in the backseat.. I pulled out a quarter and said " if i flipped this coin, what are my chances of getting head? "
* proceeds with whipping it out*
Another time was at a party.. hanging out with this chick and I said " if i flipped this quarter, what are my chances of getting head?"
Next thong you know.. I'm in the bathroom holding her hair up..
Another back seat story.. after saying the line, she looks at me and smile.. I grab her race towards my manhood... It was a great night.
Originally Posted by GrimlocK
scshifts story reminds me of this
One of the realest things I've ever seen written on this forum.Originally Posted by zapatohead408
naw fam, thats a mistake. Sex is sex, not love.Originally Posted by scshift
Originally Posted by ricky409
scshift... its aight brudda...
once you get on your feet... get established, and #bawse up, then you'll be jumpin yambs left and right...
and you like... 17, right? you're at the bottom of the totem pole, and the young tight dumb girls are at the top..
everybody wants them... nobody wants you...
as you get older, the tables turn.
every wonder why those "worlds sexiest men" are always over 30?
knowledge, fambs... i just kicked it..
It's all good man. I want to smash someone but I'm not dying to do it. I want to make sure I really like the girl too.
I'm just getting started in this life thing... check back on me in a few years to see how I've done.
Good stuff too