sayings your parents said.."wait til your father gets home"

It was like,

Smack, smack SMACK, now shut up before I really smack you.

Or

Stop crying before I really give you something to cry about..

Did you guys ever get hit really hard?? I mean really hard to the point where you lost your sound. LOL
Or when your mom or dad pinched you behind your arm and really $!!+#@$ hurt?

I hate how the kids nowadays dont have grandparents that care. If my dad didnt kick my butt for acting up, my grandma did not mind doing it for him. I MISS THOSE DAYS. R.I.P. mama-Inez
 
Ungrateful Wretch 

I'll slap you into next week

You don't pay no bills

Stop crying before I give you something to cry about

The Absolute Worst: "IF YOU DON'T STOP ACTING UP, I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO GHANA"

Had me acting right real quick
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Whenever us grand kids acted or said something mean my grandma would tell us "Don't be ugly". Also, if we left a door open she would say, "Were you born in a barn?" I still don't understand that phrase. And anytime my mom would get really angry at my bro and I but didn't want to spank us she's say, "Get out of my sight."
 
my dad made me and my brother box when we were little and told we werent going to get Christmas presents because we wouldnt stop fighting in the back of the van. I ended up with a bloody lip and crying in the shower for about 20 minutes
 
Whenever I did poorly in school (often), acted up, and etc..."Get ready for an $*% whoopin"

My brother took a shower while I got my $*% whoopin and avoided his...I tried his method and my dad waited outside the door with a spatula
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Mom(yelling): Why you didn't take out the trash?
Me: Huh?
Mom: If yo +*! can huh, you can hear. Take out the damn trash!
 
Originally Posted by ElderWatsonDiggs

YOu aint half the man your mother is!!!


  
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Smack, smack SMACK, now shut up before I really smack you.

Or

Stop crying before I really give you something to cry about..

Did you guys ever get hit really hard?? I mean really hard to the point where you lost your sound. LOL


Real life right here.
 
Personal faves from mom as a kid:

"You're driving me up the wall."

"I should cut your $++."

"Don't ever deliberately disobey me."
 
Originally Posted by DEpast

Personal faves from mom as a kid:

"You're driving me up the wall."

"I should cut your $++."

"Don't ever deliberately disobey me."


ol lion king watchin folks
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keep it real... i dont know about yall...
 but the WORSE thing my mama could say...

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i'm just... i'm just so disappointed in you

i be like...

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