sayings your parents said.."wait til your father gets home"

[sekim2detcidda]

my parents had some classic lines man. I now find myself using some of them...hahah. share yours.

if i was in trouble:
"your @$+ is grass"
"i'm gonna knock you in the middle of next week"
"i brought you in this world...I can take you out"

if I forgot something/made a mistake:
"you ain't worth two dead flies"
"you are as useful as +!%! on a boar"

if i needed a haircut:
"boy your hair looks like sheep (fecal matter expletive) on a rocky mountain" - refers to my coarse hair and shape of my head ahahah

 

[omgitswes]

i aint yo daddy

 

[mdwst9]

fix ya face b4 i give u sumn to cry about

 

[firmeporvida]

Originally Posted by mdwst9

fix ya face b4 i give u sumn to cry about

^Yup!Or, "you want to cry? I'll give you something to really cry about!"

 

[Nawzlew]

"Why A-? Why not A+?"

truth.

 

[Mound Raised]

almost all grandparents could be comedians man

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

YOu aint half the man your mother is!!!

 

[marcmac360]

when fighting with sibling in car:
"you two dont stop fighting imma turn this car around"

 

[solecity]

te pico!

Te rompo el sieso..

 

[pr0phecy718]

O.p, Your father father, tho? Lol

 

[odog24]

"when we get home watch whats gunna happen"

 

[weekz]

"Just watch when we get home."
"Stick bruck inna ya ears?"
"I'm gonna call your father."
"Watch it! Watch it wit me nuh!"
"Unuh too lazy!"
"Don't mek me tump ya down."
"What di rass ya doin?"
"I'll knock you into next week."
*The death stare/the %!$ woopin stare"
"Just wait till we reach home."

 

[servechilled81]

my grandma has so many country phrases

getting ready to cry:  "Don't you sit there and tear your face up"

buy something expensive:  "Oh you *%%* (crapping) in tall cotton ha!?"

being picky about eating: "Any kind of pants fit a naked man"

"He the ugliest thing to ever *%%* (crap) behind a pair of shoes"

"He ugly as buckle up shoes"

 

[ricky409]

"Not today... Maybe next time"

Next time rolls around ...

"we'll see"

 

[wanksta23]

damn...my parents/grandparents never talked like this to any of us

 

[i2endmc]

"no buying buying, just looking looking", whenever we went to toys r us.

 

[servechilled81]

Originally Posted by Weekz

"Just watch when we get home."
"Stick bruck inna ya ears?"
"I'm gonna call your father."
"Watch it! Watch it wit me nuh!"
"Unuh too lazy!"
"Don't mek me tump ya down."
"What di rass ya doin?"
"I'll knock you into next week."
*The death stare/the %!$ woopin stare"
"Just wait till we reach home."

"Iphone? �Ya already have two eye and a phone"

"a idiot ting dat"

"tax mi backside"

"You lucky mi nah mek ya nyam watta for dinner"

 

[flipnlu]

"Don't make me backhand yo ***"

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

5 across the eyes..

 

[g14]

" you doo-doo bird"

....apparently they was still living on the island my father came from

 

[frenchhustler19091]

I'd know I'm in deep +#$! when my dad would yell out "I'm getting the belt!". I'd just start hiding...

 

[90sbvby]

" u aint payin the rent so sit down and shut up"

 

[jking0821]

"you better eat your dinner or else no dessert"

had me sam fisher-ing to figure out ways to get dinner gone


"my house my rules"....usually followed by "when you pay the mortgage then you can do whatever you want"....sometimes followed by "get out of my house, don't live here then, leave, get out, when you come back all your stuff will be on the front lawn...goodbye"

 

[me no pass]

bite the pillow im going in dry

 

[xilegacy]

"if you spit in the air it's gonna land on you" atleast that's what I think it translate to