sayings your parents said.."wait til your father gets home"

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by onewearz

or " u got a mcjob ? "

 
sounds like somethin' he'd say, too.

 

[dmoney82]

"Wait till yo daddy get home" And it was on when he got home too :lo

"I whoop you because I love ya"

"If So & So jump off a damn bridge, You gone jump too??!"

"I'll knock yo teeth down your throat"

"You mess up, you clean up"

"Do I look like yo damn maid?!"

Man too many to remember

 

[grandtheftbike]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

"If So & So jump off a damn bridge, You gone jump too??!"

the classic.  still used to this day too

 

[chrisb9393]

Any of y'all ever get punished so bad your parents would just take the stuff our of your room? You're sitting alone with nothing but a bed and a bookshelf.

 

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by DEpast

Personal faves from mom as a kid:

"You're driving me up the wall."

"I should cut your $++."

"Don't ever deliberately disobey me."

 

[destroy1]

"Dont start nothing, wont be nothing.." (the worst double negative u can possibly imagine)

 

[imvictor]

Originally Posted by datdude0903

"tu no te gobierna" dominican talk for you dont do what you want, this is my house.

this right here.. lol 

 

[gaseousfashion]

"You're daddy wasn't a glass maker."

"I'm going to see a man about a watermelon."




"You want what?! Rockerfeller wasn't my daddy."

 

[pip777]

"I brought you into this world and I'll take you out."
"If ya got a lemon............squeeze it."
"Shut up before I give you something to cry about."
"Don't ask for s*** when we get to the store."

 

[ice shattered]

"Can i get these shoes mom?"
"Boy Nike aint sent no money!"
"Turn down all that boompin'!" (When i was playing music loud/making a lot of noise)
"Boy you bit more cleaned this house than the man on the moon" (Meaning the man on the moon cleaned more than I did)
"But everybody else is going!"   "Boy i dont care if __________ (insert celebrity/ historic figure) your +*+ aint goin!"
"Boy i'm tired of sittin' here lookin' at 4 walls while you play that damn game! Turn it off!!"
"Stop Wallerin' on that furniture!" 
"Is the food done yet?"   "Boy i got two hands you better sit down and wait!"

I love my mom/auntie

 

[ricky409]

Daaaaaamb... parents threatening to send kids. Back to their home country??!!

Lolololol.

 

[skateboard]

From mom:

I'm going back to Afghanistan!

Padar-eh miaya all-eh, bouz ma meguyum chi kadi! (Your father's coming home and ill tell him what you did!)

Too many to list.

 

[night marcher01]

"1......... 2.................. i'm at 2, don't make me get to 3"

"Watch when we get home!"

"You're gonna get it!"

"Oh that's funny?"

*smack* "What I did I tell you? I said..." *smack smack smack*

 

[undermedicated]

Mom- If you aren't happy living here ill call child services for you.

 

[moe fab]

Grandma
"Hold your horses"
"Eating again?"
"I'ma kick ya in tha heart and kill ya"
"I got your (insert excuse here) and I got ya momma and ya daddy in the closet"

Dad
"You'll live"
"You're not the boss of me"

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Originally Posted by onewearz

Originally Posted by Retro23J

"Can we go to McDonalds?".................."you got McDonalds money??"

or " u got a mcjob ? "

 

[dmoney82]

"Look at me when I'm talking to you!"

*Slap! Don't you say another damn word. Now who broke the lamp!??  -It wasn't m... *Slap!* Didn't I say don't say another damn word!

"Go get a switch, and it betta not be a small one either"

"You don't believe fat meat's greasy"

 

[sekim2detcidda]

getting caught trying to lie or sneak around to do something i wasn't supposed to:
"ohh, you think you schlick (slick), huh"

got older and bigger than parents when we were beefin:
"boy, I'm from the southside of chicago, i ain't scared of you"
"come on, big fella. buss-a-move"

if i was with my parent and something happened that they didn't want the otehr to know about:
"loose lips, sink ships"

 

[dankenstien88]

 

Dad: If you two dont simmer down Were going to play Coconuts

Me: Whats Coconuts ?

Dad: Coconuts is when I pull over, reach into the back seat and slam your little heads together.

Me: <silent>   ..........  o0    <silent>





  

 

[djaward]

One that my dad used to say (and was the one that annoyed me the most) was,

ME: hey dad, can I watch tv?

HIM- Yeah, watch it but dont turn it on.

Dude was serious too.

 

[JayDean03]

Originally Posted by djaward

One that my dad used to say (and was the one that annoyed me the most) was,

ME: hey dad, can I watch tv?

HIM- Yeah, watch it but dont turn it on.

Dude was serious too.

 

[mdwst9]

me: wheres mom?
dad: in her skin....when she jump out u jump in.
me: -___-

 

[jaze1987]

"A hard head, make a soft !@!"

 

[zapatohead408]

I would fall and start crying and my dad would say "Come here so I can pick you up."

 

[AEA18]

"Act like you got some god damn sense."

"Damn banshees."

"You thirsty? Drink your spit."

"Stop running in and out the god damn house."

"Close the door you're letting the cold air out."

"Don't make me get the strap belt."