Seinfeld came out 25 yrs ago today vol.....Mulva???

[spiceman80]

a male bimbo..................

 

[rottenpieces]

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[am1x90xnike]

BROOOO.

The Alternate Side

Kramer: I got a line in a Woody Allen movie

George: You're in the movie?

Kramer: Yeah, I was on set all day.

Elaine: Was Mia Farrow there?

Little context for the kiddies.

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/02/woody-allen-sex-abuse-10-facts

The Invitation

Jerry imagines him and Kramer as old men. Kramer pitches him the idea of a parascope for his car. Lol.

 

[joshuatree2192]

Marlene: I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.

Jerry: YOU'RE A CASHIER!

 

[illphillip]

"Pimple Popper MD"

 

[Master Zik]

"Anti-dentite"

I use that in real life

 

[plansb]

"Pimple Popper MD"

It must take a pretty big zit to kill a man!

 

[rottenpieces]

GEORGE: Now, this is the basic layout for Mario's Pizza.

SHLOMO: So what kind of jail time are we looking at if we're caught?

GEORGE: What do you mean?

SLIPPERY PETE: We're stealing this thing, right?

GEORGE: No. I--I paid for it.

SLIPPERY PETE: I thought we were stealing it.

KRAMER: Yeah. It feels like we're stealing it.

GEORGE: We're not stealing it.

SHLOMO: I definitely thought we're stealing it.

GEORGE: All right, let's--let's focus. Can we get back to the plan?

SLIPPERY PETE: Well, I need a battery for this kind of a job. Can I at least steal a battery?

GEORGE: Fine. Steal the battery. Now, all right, here is the Frogger. This is the front door, and this is the outlet.

SLIPPERY PETE: What's that?

GEORGE: The outlet?

SLIPPERY PETE: Mm-hmm.

GEORGE: That's where the electricity comes out.

SLIPPERT PETE: Oh, you mean the holes.

SHLOMO: Which one's the bathroom?

GEORGE: Uh, here.

SHLOMO: They put the Frogger with the toilet? Yecchh.

GEORGE: The Frogger is here.

KRAMER: George, I thought that was the door.

SLIPPERY PETE: Where are all the pizza ovens?

SHLOMO: I thought the bathroom was here.

 

[Master Zik]

Holes

The guy who says is such a good and really recognizable bad guy (a lot of time as a bad guy) but damn if he didn't complain nail that character in such few lines.

 

[iYen]

I don't want this show spoiled for me. I'm a fan of seinfeld's stand up. He's amazing.
Since i like him from a stand up perspective, would i like the show?

 

[49ersaaron8]

^ ur slippin

 

[iYen]

^Arragont Posts like that make me not want to watch it.

 

[49ersaaron8]

^ emotional dudes like yourself are missing out then.

 

[iYen]

^

 

 

[big j 33]

If you like his comedy you'd likely enjoy the show as well.

 

[Based Jesus]

I don't want this show spoiled for me. I'm a fan of seinfeld's stand up. He's amazing.
Since i like him from a stand up perspective, would i like the show?

The show ended in 98. You've had way more than enough time to watch

But to answer your question even if you don't like his standup you'll probably enjoy the show.

I don't like his standup. The little that I've seen from the show and random clips isn't funny to me.

But his show is hilarious. Every episode is gold. It's easily the greatest sitcom of all time.

 

[herbshuttles15]

 

[Master Zik]

Are you from some 3rd world country? Cuz I don't know how you could see Seinfeld stand-up yet never seen Seinfeld the show to the point you don't want to be spoiled about it.

 

[rottenpieces]

Maybe troll

 

[iYen]

 

I don't want this show spoiled for me. I'm a fan of seinfeld's stand up. He's amazing.
Since i like him from a stand up perspective, would i like the show?

The show ended in 98. You've had way more than enough time to watch

But to answer your question even if you don't like his standup you'll probably enjoy the show.

I don't like his standup. The little that I've seen from the show and random clips isn't funny to me.

But his show is hilarious. Every episode is gold. It's easily the greatest sitcom of all time.

I was 6 in 98.

Are from some 3rd world country? Cuz I don't know how you could see Seinfeld stand-up yet never seen Seinfeld the show tot he point you don't want to be spoiled about it.

I am from a 3rd world country.

 

[illmaticsoulchild]

Ehh, to be honest, one of the things you're going to have to get past, especially if you're a first time watcher, is Jerry's bad acting. Jason, Julia and Michael carried him the entire series.

Still, it's a great show. In my top 3 of all time besides Three's Company and Married... with Children.

 

[Master Zik]

 

I don't want this show spoiled for me. I'm a fan of seinfeld's stand up. He's amazing.

Since i like him from a stand up perspective, would i like the show?

The show ended in 98. You've had way more than enough time to watch
But to answer your question even if you don't like his standup you'll probably enjoy the show.
I don't like his standup. The little that I've seen from the show and random clips isn't funny to me.
But his show is hilarious. Every episode is gold. It's easily the greatest sitcom of all time.

I was 6 in 98.

And has been re-aired on tv for the past 16 years.

Are from some 3rd world country? Cuz I don't know how you could see Seinfeld stand-up yet never seen Seinfeld the show tot he point you don't want to be spoiled about it.

I am from a 3rd world country.

Ahh, makes sense.

Ehh, to be honest, one of the things you're going to have to get past, especially if you're a first time watcher, is Jerry's bad acting. Jason, Julia and Michael carried him the entire series.

Still, it's a great show. In my top 3 of all time besides Three's Company and Married... with Children.

This show isn't good in the way where you talk about acting.

 

[crash bunny rec]

Da goat

 

[curbsideprophet]

Doctor Nostrand lol

 

[airedweezy]

I remember being in 9th grade and people looking at me weird for having a Kramer pin on my backpack lol. Literally laugh out loud and every episode I've watched 100 times.


When George buys Jon vhoits car and Jerry is clowning him and George makes him get out lol and Jerry is slipping in his cowboy boots lol man