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Never seen an episode of Seinfeld in my life
This **** on Netflix?
This **** on Netflix?
Seinfeld came out 25 yrs ago today vol.....Mulva???
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Not yet.
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Yet millions of people haven't seen it.And has been re-aired on tv for the past 16 years.I was 6 in 98.The show ended in 98. You've had way more than enough time to watch
But to answer your question even if you don't like his standup you'll probably enjoy the show.
I don't like his standup. The little that I've seen from the show and random clips isn't funny to me.
But his show is hilarious. Every episode is gold. It's easily the greatest sitcom of all time.
- Apr 15, 2004
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jerr wit the cardinal VIIs 
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- Jul 18, 2013
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Jerry stayed laced in heat
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I really liked Jason Alexander in "Dunston Checks In" and "Shallow Hal". Do you think I'll like Seinfeld?
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I'm LMFAOing at the set, **** the lines and actorsjerr wit the cardinal VIIs
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That's such a 1990s New York apartment. I'm flashing back to childhood
- Feb 6, 2011
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bro you sound like dude in the BB thread mad because someone said "so n so died in the wire" like it just ran last night for the first time
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Crazy how they end up going to jail [emoji]128064[/emoji]
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Well before "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee," Jerry Seinfeld was known in automotive circles as a consummate car collector, especially for classic Porsches, and his garages include the first 911 built. And as any car collector knows, the value of owning such vehicles isn't just in looking at them, but driving them as they were meant to be.
Which is all great, right until someone uses your rare Porsche 911 as a slow-motion crash tester.
According to the New York Post, Seinfeld was out in his 1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RSR — a racing model of which only 49 were built — last weekend in the Hamptons when a woman in a white BMW began backing into it:
“We could hear the sound of metal crunching — rare, classic, expensive, vintage metal, by the way — from across the street. A sickening sound to a car person,’’ Seinfeld said.
“And even though I’m sure I deserved this, because of who I am and that I have this amazing car, I was furious. I ran across the street, out of my mind, and yelled at her, ‘You just crashed into my car!’
In Seinfeld's telling, the woman seemed oblivious, and while she offered to trade information he let her go because "the idea of having her in my life for one more second was intolerable." This may be a bit of an over-correction; while even Seinfeld will find vintage Porsche repair parts pricey, it's not like he doesn't have a few other cars to drive.
Serenity now, Jerry. Serenity now.
Well before "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee," Jerry Seinfeld was known in automotive circles as a consummate car collector, especially for classic Porsches, and his garages include the first 911 built. And as any car collector knows, the value of owning such vehicles isn't just in looking at them, but driving them as they were meant to be.
Which is all great, right until someone uses your rare Porsche 911 as a slow-motion crash tester.
According to the New York Post, Seinfeld was out in his 1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RSR — a racing model of which only 49 were built — last weekend in the Hamptons when a woman in a white BMW began backing into it:
“We could hear the sound of metal crunching — rare, classic, expensive, vintage metal, by the way — from across the street. A sickening sound to a car person,’’ Seinfeld said.
“And even though I’m sure I deserved this, because of who I am and that I have this amazing car, I was furious. I ran across the street, out of my mind, and yelled at her, ‘You just crashed into my car!’
In Seinfeld's telling, the woman seemed oblivious, and while she offered to trade information he let her go because "the idea of having her in my life for one more second was intolerable." This may be a bit of an over-correction; while even Seinfeld will find vintage Porsche repair parts pricey, it's not like he doesn't have a few other cars to drive.
Serenity now, Jerry. Serenity now.
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Sounds like a great Seinfeld episode but they got around that by stating a few times how useless it is to have a car in the city.
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kinda already had 2 car ep's
when jerry saw that chick hit becky gelkie's car & didnt leave a note but she was cute & jerry wanted to hit
then the parking space ep/fight party ep when they(george & elaine) went to the flea market in jerrys car & dude who called jerry a phony tried to take Georges parking spot even tho he was draggin his feet 3-4 cars ahead of the spot
damn i shouldnt know this stuff that damn good
edit 3 if you count the ep where jerrys shopping for a car at the dealership where puddy worked..... HIGH FIVE!
edit again 4 if you count the puerto rician day parade ep when they left the met game early , were stuck in parade traffic & jerry got into it with maroon golf guy
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Ive been watching 4 episodes a night daily
Not gonna front tho it's weird watching now knowing how much of a d bag Jerry Seinfeld is in real life
Not gonna front tho it's weird watching now knowing how much of a d bag Jerry Seinfeld is in real life
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Theres also the episode when Kramer is borrowing jerrys car and it overheats and kramer uses his blood to fill the radiator.
And, the one when jerrys mechanic (dude from everybody loves raymond) steals his car that have JFKs clubs in the back.
And, the parking garage episode when they lost the car.
And, the one when jerrys mechanic (dude from everybody loves raymond) steals his car that have JFKs clubs in the back.
And, the parking garage episode when they lost the car.
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To add on to that I watched the episode last night where George takes over for Sid moving cars to the other side of the street and causes a wreck
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yep i knew i missed some
To add on to that I watched the episode last night where George takes over for Sid moving cars to the other side of the street and causes a wreck
"my question is who putting on yoru pants for you"
yep so thats 8
we know how much of a d bag MJ is & he still gets my money... ye shrug
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To add on to that I watched the episode last night where George takes over for Sid moving cars to the other side of the street and causes a wreck
Which halts the filming of the Woody Allen movie.
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These pretzls are making me thirsty
- Dec 29, 2008
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Watched the Marine Biologist the day; might be top 3 for me
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Yep messed up filming for the movie, slowed down the ambulance trying to get to Elaine's boyfriend who was having a stroke and caused Sid to lose customers Ends up with Woody Allen saying he would never film there again, Elaine's boyfriend in a wheelchair unable to speak, and Sid nephew getting his foot amputated cause he couldn't afford the operation anymore
Prolly one of the best things about Seinfeld is when everything ties together in the end perfectly like in this episode
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You ever try explaining a full episode of Seinfeld to someone? Takes longer to explain than it does to just watch it.
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My girl never watched it and I stay relating seinfeld to real life. Everytime i try to tell her about it she never laughs thoughYou ever try explaining a full episode of Seinfeld to someone? Takes longer to explain than it does to just watch it.
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You ever try explaining a full episode of Seinfeld to someone? Takes longer to explain than it does to just watch it.
Bruh I've tried multiple times with the homies and my girl/various females
The way it's set up with multiple interconnected mini-stories coming together at the end makes it way easier to watch than explain
