Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"

[razzle dazzle]

Why did Lamar give Kobe 10 bucks?

Because Lamar Odom.

 

[xxlil ryanxx]

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Why did Lamar give Kobe 10 bucks?

Because Lamar Odom.

someone said that already

 

[tupac jordan]

Knock Knock!

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Come in!

 

[razzle dazzle]

Originally Posted by xxLiL RYANxx

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Why did Lamar give Kobe 10 bucks?

Because Lamar Odom.

someone said that already

Yeah, my bad.. Immediately thought of that one before I came in here

 

[trueballer507]

Originally Posted by supeRsiC97

This sh*t makes me laugh every time.

 

[kalikid23]

why does tiger woods carry 2 pairs of pants?












Just in case he gets a hole in 1....

 

[mycoldyourdone]

if ryu moved to nj where would he live??

HOBOKEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jordanhead2]

Originally Posted by C Money 88 05

How can a blind man cross the freeway without getting ran over ?


HINT: Take the "F" out of Free and the "F" out of way.

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take the F out of way?

ree...____you got me

Got me too

 

[mister916]

Originally Posted by supeRsiC97

 

[ryda421]

that vin diesel has

 

[pokeyneil30]

whatd the fish say when he ran into the wall?
dam.

whatd the wall say to the fish?
dum bass

 

[jrp44]

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by theDEEK

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

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because it was dead

Why did the Parrot fall out of the tree?

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because it was stapled to the koala

This had me

 

[alan garner]

Originally Posted by RocSole

Originally Posted by Lui Kang817

Take the letter "F" out of the word free and the letter "F" out of the word way.

ANSWER BELOW (just in case)






Theres no "F" in way = Theres no "effin" way

Ohhhhh...

Had me hella thinking about that one.

For real I thought these were supposed to be simple jokes

and that was definitely not a simple joke.

 

[happygel]

why is Helen Keller such a bad driver.................








Cause she's a woman!

 

[downtown43]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

if ryu moved to nj where would he live??

HOBOKEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gstbmn]

Originally Posted by HappYGeL

why is Helen Keller such a bad driver.................








Cause she's a woman!

 

[eneyekayee]

Originally Posted by yancancook90

Originally Posted by KCDC88

Why did Lamar pay Kobe?















Because Lamar Odom.

i will be using this one to break an awkward silence

Son, you are going to CREATE an awkward silence...

 

[protoman11]

Originally Posted by Paul Is On Tilt

I went to the store to buy some camouflage pants yesterday...

... I couldn't find any.

This had me for some reason

 

[youngflykidchris]

Originally Posted by EnEyeKayEe

Originally Posted by yancancook90

Originally Posted by KCDC88

Why did Lamar pay Kobe?















Because Lamar Odom.

i will be using this one to break an awkward silence

Son, you are going to CREATE an awkward silence...

 

[kicks4kaskets]

2 peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted.

 

[gtek]

Originally Posted by kicks4kaskets

2 peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted.

 

[23michaeljordan45]

Originally Posted by kalikid23

why does tiger woods carry 2 pairs of pants?












Just in case he gets a hole in 1....

I lol'd

 

[mister916]

^

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by theDEEK

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

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because it was dead

And my favorite of all time

Your mothers so dumb, she died

 

[xxlil ryanxx]