Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"

[kix4kix]

What the difference between Simba and Oj Simpson?

Ones an African Lion, and One is a lyin African.

 

[23michaeljordan45]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

What the difference between Simba and Oj Simpson?

Ones an African Lion, and One is a lyin African.

I chuckled

 

[da doc03]

Originally Posted by VanillaGorillaDX

What did the Mexican say when his house fell on him?





Get off me, homes!

 

[alan garner]

Originally Posted by VanillaGorillaDX

What did the Mexican say when his house fell on him?





Get off me, homes!

 

[cutasdiamondz8]

I'm Gonna Have To Use Some Of These Lol

 

[amberelise04]

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?

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Because all day they chanted Bach! Bach! Bach!

What did the evil chicken lay?

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deviled eggs

Father: How were your test scores?
Son: Underwater
Father: What do you mean underwater?
Son: They are below 'C' level

 

[cutasdiamondz8]

I'm Gonna Have To Use One Of These Haha

 

[babyfacedassassin31]

Knock knock
Whos there?
Dunop
Dunop who

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick

3 blondes walking in the woods when they come across some tracks
1st blonde says those are horse tracks
2nd blonde says nooooooo those are deer tracks
3rd blonde says nooo you 2 those are cow tracks
There all still stood there argueing when the train hits them

Whys Helen Keller got a yellow leg?
Because her dogs blind to

How you say hungry horse in 4 letters?
M.T.G.G.

Peace
Scottie

 

[otis dont play that]

Why did the mushroom go to the party?



....Because he was a FUN GUY!!!!!!



Why did the Fun Guy leave the party?


....Because there wasn't MUSH ROOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!

 

[optimusprimeaphia]

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?






























Nothing.

 

[chineyroyal]

What's brown & rhymes with Snoop?











Dr. Dre

 

[migit1209]

My gf used to tell me this all the time

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
You're there

 

[enlightened thought]

A father walks into his son's room. He says, "Stop masturbating or you'll go blind." The son goes, "Over here dad!"

 

[mjbetch]

idk.


[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]• What happens when you throwa red rock into the Black Sea?
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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]Itsinks to the bottom.


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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]• What's the bestway to catch a fish?
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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]Have someone throw it at you.

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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]• How do you shoota blue shark?
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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]With a blue shark spear gun.[/font]

[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]• How do you shoot agreat white shark?
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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]Hold hisnose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.




[/font] Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4, they would be chicken sedans





what kind of bees make milk??

BOOBIESS!!!!

 

[daflashjhead]

why should you never use the bathroom with a Pokemon






B/C they might Pikachu

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by ccsp707

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends butt with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

 

[northparkblind]

Knock, Knock

whos there?

Barbie

Barbie who?

BBQ

 

[k2theablam]

pip777 wrote:

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Originally Posted by ccsp707

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends butt with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

A man ran over a woman with his car. Who's fault was it?

The man's of course, he shouldn't have beendriving in the kitchen!

 

[roback1991]

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Killa Cam
Killa who?
Killa Cam, hustler, grinder, gorilla - true!

 

[mrmoneyindabank]

Why should you never play uno with a mexican??










Cause they're gonna try and keep the green cards.

 

[marath0n]

Originally Posted by Otis Dont Play That

Why did the mushroom go to the party?



....Because he was a FUN GUY!!!!!!



Why did the Fun Guy leave the party?


....Because there wasn't MUSH ROOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!

 

[lunatic 809]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?


Because he didn't have the guts.

 

[shaky3]

Vanillagorilladx

The koala one reminded me of

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by Shaky3

Vanillagorilladx

The koala one reminded me of

 

[that guy]

Why are black people good at basketball

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Because they practice..