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What is Bruce Lee's favorite food from Burger King?
A "WHOOOPPPAAAAAAAHH!!"
A "WHOOOPPPAAAAAAAHH!!"
Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"
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No.
better one is. what is bruce lee's favorite drink?
"WATAHHHHHHHHHHH"
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what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe???
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What did the Mexican say when his house fell on him?
Get off me, homes!
Get off me, homes!
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O HELL NAW!
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Good stuff
Q: What's an Africans favorite fast food ????
A: Cheeta
Q: What's an Africans favorite fast food ????
A: Cheeta
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Dude gets his left foot stuck on the train track... the train hits him but he survives. A guy says to him "Hey man your left leg is gone"... the dudesays "I'm allright"
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Two blondes are on each side of the river. One blonde askes the other blonde "HOW DO I GET ON THE OTHER SIDE?".... The other blonde looks aroundconfused and replies "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!"
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So what's the difference between a bag of golf clubs and a sack of dead babies???
I don't have a bag of golf clubs in the trunk of my car.
I don't have a bag of golf clubs in the trunk of my car.
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*DEAD* at this whole thread
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A man walks up to a horse and says, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died."
The horse replies, "My wife just died."
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Replying so I can read later...
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- Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
- How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the woman a shovel.
- Police approaches a home because of Domestic Violence. The police tries to get the story straight, so he askes the male what happened, the guy says "Thefight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust."
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
- How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the woman a shovel.
- Police approaches a home because of Domestic Violence. The police tries to get the story straight, so he askes the male what happened, the guy says "Thefight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust."
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^^^^^ made me laugh
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Here's alittle more I remembered.
- Where does the one legged waitress work? IHOP.
- Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
- Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery.
- Where does the one legged waitress work? IHOP.
- Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
- Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery.
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How do keep a baby from drowning?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
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Take your foot off its head.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
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Depends on how hard you throw them.
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^ Don't ever mate.
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not even funny
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This thread is comedy.
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Your mom's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
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Hose A and Hose B
Your mom's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
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She had no arms
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What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends butt with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends butt with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...