Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"

[bravo]

Originally Posted by 23MichaelJordan45

Originally Posted by kix4kix

What the difference between Simba and Oj Simpson?

Ones an African Lion, and One is a lyin African.

I chuckled

that one got me

 

[jpthe3]

Originally Posted by BabyfacedAssassin31

3 blondes walking in the woods when they come across some tracks
1st blonde says those are horse tracks
2nd blonde says nooooooo those are deer tracks
3rd blonde says nooo you 2 those are cow tracks
There all still stood there argueing when the train hits them

Originally Posted by Enlightened Thought

A father walks into his son's room. He says, "Stop masturbating or you'll go blind." The son goes, "Over here dad!"

 

[oidreez]

Originally Posted by That Guy

Why are black people good at basketball

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Because they practice..

 

[needsomejays]

Originally Posted by AirAsianJordan

Originally Posted by Its That Dude

How do keep a baby from drowning?

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Take your foot off its head.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

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Depends on how hard you throw them.

not even funny

never again

 

[lobotomybeats]

Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade?





I can't Marmalade my penis up your *%%.

 

[wooly willy]

What did the Mexican English teacher name his son?

Paragraph because he was too short to be an ese

 

[hiram408]

Originally Posted by MrMoneyInDaBank

Why should you never play uno with a mexican??










Cause they're gonna try and keep the green cards.

 

[brooklynnyc3000]

"Why don't you click your heels together three times, and go back to Africa" - Dave Chappelle

Edit: I got a joke, but it's too racist. lol

 

[richkarlmarx]

Originally Posted by Protoman11

Originally Posted by Paul Is On Tilt

I went to the store to buy some camouflage pants yesterday...

... I couldn't find any.

This had me for some reason

only good one in the thread

 

[trapstar]

What Do you call a black man with a new Bicylce?











A Thief,lol

What do you call a blackman with a new Caddy?












A better Thief, LMAO




Im Black also,lol

 

[guerrilla warfare]

Never buy a woman a watch cause there is a clock on the stove.

*Charles Barkley quote*

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

Originally Posted by JPTHE3

Originally Posted by BabyfacedAssassin31

Originally Posted by Enlightened Thought

A father walks into his son's room. He says, "Stop masturbating or you'll go blind." The son goes, "Over here dad!"

Why would his son tell him where he's masturbating at?

anyway, good stuff

 

[enlightened thought]

^you missed the point of the joke. the dad can't see because he has been masturbating too frequently.

 

[ddrtronco]

What is green and smell likes pork?















Kermit the frog's finger.

 

[cruzair13]

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle




Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

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She had no arms

smh at me laughing ahaha

 

[mjbetch]

Originally Posted by roback1991

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Killa Cam
Killa who?
Killa Cam, hustler, grinder, gorilla - true!

LOLOLOLOL

i love that song

 

[certifiedsw]

Originally Posted by THE FAME

Never buy a woman a watch cause there is a clock on the stove.

 

[jtwo8ight]

so a truck driver and a woman get into a wreck....whose fault is it?

the truck driver....what the hell was he doing running into a kitchen



what is a woman doing when she is looking at a blank piece of paper?

reading her rights

 

[Gordonson]

Originally Posted by jtwo8ight

so a truck driver and a woman get into a wreck....whose fault is it?

the truck driver....what the hell was he doing running into a kitchen



what is a woman doing when she is looking at a blank piece of paper?

reading her rights

 

[tramond]

Originally Posted by mjbetch

idk.


[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]• What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?
[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]It sinks to the bottom.


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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]• What's the best way to catch a fish?
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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]Have someone throw it at you.

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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]• How do you shoot a blue shark?
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[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]With a blue shark spear gun.[/font]

[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]• How do you shoot a great white shark?
[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.




[/font] Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4, they would be chicken sedans





what kind of bees make milk??

BOOBIESS!!!!

 

[westhellthug]

yall silly i love these jokes im gonna use these

 

[og_Rodney]

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that the pirate has this steering wheel on his crotch. When he asks him about it, the pirate says"AAAAARGH, it's driving me nuts!!!"

 

[speakup23]

A giant ******

 

[razzle dazzle]

Originally Posted by Gordonson

Originally Posted by jtwo8ight

so a truck driver and a woman get into a wreck....whose fault is it?

the truck driver....what the hell was he doing running into a kitchen



what is a woman doing when she is looking at a blank piece of paper?

reading her rights

RUTHLESS

edit: 666th post...

 

[that guy]

Originally Posted by Gordonson

Originally Posted by jtwo8ight

so a truck driver and a woman get into a wreck....whose fault is it?

the truck driver....what the hell was he doing running into a kitchen



what is a woman doing when she is looking at a blank piece of paper?

reading her rights

Wow