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co-sign. the movie and the real deal.
soundtrack is great too.
soundtrack is great too.
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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible *+*$... me.
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I hate this movie.
At least someone likes it.
At least someone likes it.
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one of my top 5 favorite flicks.
so many good lines.
"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary *&^%$^ Poppins... LONDON!"
so many good lines.
"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary *&^%$^ Poppins... LONDON!"
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frankdolla
Banned
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So i'm the 1st reply who thought this wasn't about a movie?
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My favorite movie.
Tony
Boris
Mickey
Turkish
Avy
Bricktop
Frankie
Sol and Vinny
"Periwinkle blueee"
Tony
Boris
Mickey
Turkish
Avy
Bricktop
Frankie
Sol and Vinny
"Periwinkle blueee"
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watchin this right now on HBO
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Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
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i wanna watch snatch?
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THought it was just me.
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I have realize I have a dirty $%* mind after reading that title
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It has the best one - liners of any movie.... TOP 5 NO DOUBT
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watching right now
big j 33
Supporter
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Originally Posted by itz rOLLi
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
I like Lock Stock better, but Bullet Tooth Tony almost puts Snatch over the top for me..
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Is that the movie where pigs eat people?
If so, appreciated.
If so, appreciated.
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Turkish: %%$@ me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in yourtrousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
Pitt kills me in this movie with that damn accent
Whatta i vant witta caravan witno *#%$%+ wheeels?!!?!?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in yourtrousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
Pitt kills me in this movie with that damn accent
Whatta i vant witta caravan witno *#%$%+ wheeels?!!?!?
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Originally Posted by hellaones
watching right now
die hard for ps1 haha that game is a classic in my book lol man that lvl when your blasting foos in the airport.....or taking down the skyscraper that game iscrack
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the scene in the bar, with bullet tooth tony talkin about their replica guns and his desert eagle. is the best scene in the whole movie.
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big ****. The men on the side of ya are yourballs. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ***** balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, ***** have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever.They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *****, and have brought your two little mincey ***** ballsalong for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got"Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides oftheir guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.Now... **** off!
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big ****. The men on the side of ya are yourballs. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ***** balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, ***** have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever.They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *****, and have brought your two little mincey ***** ballsalong for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got"Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides oftheir guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.Now... **** off!
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I have the dvd but haven't watched it yet
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Oh and when Tony has Mullets head stuck in his window
Mullet: WHAT THE %##% YOU DOIN TONE?!?!?!!
Tony: I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-as?
Mullet: SLOW DOWN TONE!!!!
Tony: [sniffs] You been using dog #%#@ for toothpaste mullet?
Mullet: WHAT THE %##% YOU DOIN TONE?!?!?!!
Tony: I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-as?
Mullet: SLOW DOWN TONE!!!!
Tony: [sniffs] You been using dog #%#@ for toothpaste mullet?
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What? Proper ******?
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Originally Posted by FrankDolla
So i'm the 1st reply who thought this wasn't about a movie?
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I swear ive seen this movie 25 times... and it never gets old.
when they tell Bricktop that theyve lost Gorgeous George... "well it isnt as if hes a set of *%@%%#! car keys is it? And it isnt as if hesin-con-*%@%%#!-spicuous now is he????"
Or when Tyrone backs into Frankies van when it was the only thing on the whole street
Tyrone "It was a funny angleee"
Sol or Vinny "it was behind you Tyrone, when you reverse, things come from behind you"
and even before he hit it he said the space was too tight
"Too tight? You could land a jumbo *%@%%#! jet in there Tyrone"
when they tell Bricktop that theyve lost Gorgeous George... "well it isnt as if hes a set of *%@%%#! car keys is it? And it isnt as if hesin-con-*%@%%#!-spicuous now is he????"
Or when Tyrone backs into Frankies van when it was the only thing on the whole street
Tyrone "It was a funny angleee"
Sol or Vinny "it was behind you Tyrone, when you reverse, things come from behind you"
and even before he hit it he said the space was too tight
"Too tight? You could land a jumbo *%@%%#! jet in there Tyrone"
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