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[jaijai84]

 

[fireblaze44]

delete

 

[goldmember]

Bwahahaha

 

[knightngale]

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

 

[jrp44]

Originally Posted by Fireblaze44

Today, I was at a bar in Canada and was really hitting it off with a girl. She asked how big my junk was and I told her in inches... They use centimeters. FML

 

[kneenoh]

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

 

[c0dyboy2222]

Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "mostconvincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. FML


Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that mybrother is gay. Her response: "oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?"FML

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half ******ed man jerking his junk at me. Nasty imageburned into my corneas forever. FML

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the ResidentAdvisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad.FML

 

[fantastic4our]

from the depths.....

I love this site

Today, I discovered a drawer in my house of chocolates, cookies, and baked goods. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thoughtit would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer except me. FML

 

[lifelessons]

Originally Posted by knightngale

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

 

[D Fly]

Seriously..this gotta be the funniest site I've come across in a long time.

 

[zeen1ne]

Originally Posted by termanology27

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was ******-night. FML

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap...SMH x 10000000

 

[thundercatenaj]

so many classic FMLs

 

[spot rusherz]

This thread is mad funny

 

[sc415]

LOL, at all of these!

 

[iwhohavenothing]

Today, the girl I love and I went to visit my parents out of state for the first time. My father grinned and acknowledged that she was a "keeper", at which she laughed and said we were "just friends". I was going to propose to her next week. FML

Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML

wowwww

 

[iwhohavenothing]

Today, I was watching 24 and realized that Jack Bauer had gotten more action in 5 hours than I had in 5 months. FML

my lord

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

oday, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML

Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML

 

[edz one]

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

Today, my best friend and I were walking down the block. A huge palm branch fell right in front of me, but it wacked her in the face, and I stood therelaughing - turns out she's in a coma. FML

 

[delaacruuz]

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth.FML

 

[rocman23]

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her : my 17 year old cousin. I went to my unoccupied parents' bedroom. Mysister's baby walkie talkie was on and the whole family heard me. FML

I'm dead