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So...You think YOUR life sucks? Fmylife.com
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Don't know if this one was posted, but
regardless:
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Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction… "I loveLos Angeles too!" FML
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word to ElPablo21
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Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
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Some of these are quite hilarious.
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Originally Posted by TeflanDon
word to ElPablo21
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OMG
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wow
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Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
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Originally Posted by illwill8710
Originally Posted by TeflanDon
word to ElPablo21
I knew it was coming.
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OMGOriginally Posted by FreshOne12
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this site is the best!!!!!!!!!!
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Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on %**!##roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again.She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't noticemy roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and %$!$ all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "Ilove you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be payingseparately. Happy Birthday. FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brothercan't even get a girlfriend". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've justrealized I sent it to her brother. FML
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Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again.She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't noticemy roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and %$!$ all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "Ilove you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be payingseparately. Happy Birthday. FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brothercan't even get a girlfriend". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've justrealized I sent it to her brother. FML
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YES.Originally Posted by Treb2k5
Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on %**!## roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and %$!$ all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
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The formatting and serious tone of it is what kills me...Then they end it with "FML".
Comedic gold...
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theprocessofbelief
Banned
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Straight up, I have not laughed this hard in a LONG time.
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Today, as I was bringing my 3 year old daughter back from daycare, she asked me where her dad was. I tried to explain that I was her father, but she answered"Not you, my other Daddy!". I've got some talking to do tonight... FML
wow!
wow!
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this is great!
