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I PICK MY NOSE....DID IT A FEW MINUTES AGO
Socially Awkward Habits That You Do, Post Them.
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This is all I can thik of but I'm sure I have more
-Look down when I walk so I dont step on cracks.
-I CAN'T be in a room with drawers ot cabinets open.
-Can't stand socks in the bed.
-Conversate with myself in my head.
-Look down when I walk so I dont step on cracks.
-I CAN'T be in a room with drawers ot cabinets open.
-Can't stand socks in the bed.
-Conversate with myself in my head.
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This.
I constantly lick my lips in the morning and wipe them to check if I have something on them even though there's nothing there.
I curl my whenever I get nervous or something like that. Gets really awkward when you're on the spotlight and everyone is watching you like "yo, wth is he doing?"
I rub the tip of my fingers on my scalp and then proceed to smell them.
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- Whenever I'm in line at the store and a magazine is backwards or upside down, I'll fix it.
- When someone is walking behind me and I see they're walking at a faster pace, I'll either speed up, or stop and let them pass me. (I hate being stuck behind people that walk slow)
- I slap the tops of doorways (not every time, but often, and no matter where I'm at)
- Me and my friends used to do this thing where if we're walking (in a group) and another group is walking towards us, we wouldn't make room on the sidewalk.. in other words make them walk in the street or dirt or whatever.
- When someone is walking behind me and I see they're walking at a faster pace, I'll either speed up, or stop and let them pass me. (I hate being stuck behind people that walk slow)
- I slap the tops of doorways (not every time, but often, and no matter where I'm at)
- Me and my friends used to do this thing where if we're walking (in a group) and another group is walking towards us, we wouldn't make room on the sidewalk.. in other words make them walk in the street or dirt or whatever.
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several times in the past I noticed people looking at me smiling for no reason and it was either male or female. Or they'll just be staring at me and in my head I'm just like "+!%?". Now I'm always lookin around lookin like I'm paranoid.
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Thought it was just me. A friend of mine has adhd and I hate having him in my room especially. I dont even like people using my computer..
- If im going somewhere while listening to a song that im really into I have to finish the song before i get out.
- If someone has been behind me in traffic for the last two or three turns I have to circle around before I can pull into my driveway.
- Whenever I'm caught talking to myself I'll desperately resort
to singing loudly to let you know that I was actually singing.
If I have enough time I grab my phone and act like im talking to someone
- If im grocery shopping and I take something off the shelf to purchase I have to move the product behind it forward but I only do it if no one sees me
- I'll go down an aisle if I see mass
- If I see an acquaintance and dont receive the response i was expecting i no longer greet them
- Give a nod to Black dudes
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This. Especially if it's bubble guts central.
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When Im chewing a minty gum I'll breathe in really deep and loud just to feel the minty fresh feeling...my girl HATES it...but its such a bad habit...I don't even notice I do it
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When I'm in the elevator by myself I make ugly/funny/crazy faces, cuss to myself and basically act crazy up until right before the doors open.
Then I'm calm whenever someone gets in.
Then I'm calm whenever someone gets in.
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-When I greet someone, if they don't respond, whether its because they didn't hear me or just don't want to talk I'll continue the conversation anyway.
Me: Hey, sup?
Person: (walks on by)
Me: Me? Nothin' much...same ol', same ol'
- When its applicable I always say, "Little ____ never killed anyone....cept' for that one time"
- Always thinking about something funny that happened so I'm always smiling by myself.
- Just to be that guy, whenever someone comes up to me and says something like "GMS listen to this, this is so great/awesome/amazing!" I always say,
"Is it everything dreams are made of....NO, dreams are only made by the brainhavingtostayactiveinaninatcivestate (the last part I say real fast for emphasis).
- Intentionally mess up sayings. "Man, I'm so hungry! I could ride a horse...to MickeyDs....BigMac..."
-Work song lyrics into conversations. Some girl was talking once ".....you and I" (I cut her off) " T....Y?"
This girl was walking ahead of me "Hey ___, come and talk to me. (under my breath) I really wanna know you.....
Me: Hey, sup?
Person: (walks on by)
Me: Me? Nothin' much...same ol', same ol'
- When its applicable I always say, "Little ____ never killed anyone....cept' for that one time"
- Always thinking about something funny that happened so I'm always smiling by myself.
- Just to be that guy, whenever someone comes up to me and says something like "GMS listen to this, this is so great/awesome/amazing!" I always say,
"Is it everything dreams are made of....NO, dreams are only made by the brainhavingtostayactiveinaninatcivestate (the last part I say real fast for emphasis).
- Intentionally mess up sayings. "Man, I'm so hungry! I could ride a horse...to MickeyDs....BigMac..."
-Work song lyrics into conversations. Some girl was talking once ".....you and I" (I cut her off) " T....Y?"
This girl was walking ahead of me "Hey ___, come and talk to me. (under my breath) I really wanna know you.....
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idk if its socially awkward, but when im in someones house i REFUSE to open/use anything thats brand new
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sometimes when im out in public and im super bored, i think of the worst possible thing i could do that would just shock everyone. example, if im out in a crowded mall i wonder what would happen if i just pushed some little kid down the stairs as hard as i could.
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your mom must be proud.
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lol, sid, i do the same, but its punt kicking a toddler through a plate-glass storefront lol
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ill lick my lips and then pucker them up to my nosrtil to smell my saliva...
i dont know why i do it
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YES! this is tied into my other obsession.. ever since i can remember, when i'm @ church i've always wanted to faint & go into convulsions or something completely lunatic like that, just so people would think i'm possessed. idfk why i think it, but i have the same exact thought each & every time. i've told my mother before & she thinks i'm insane... i just think it'd be cool to freak the hell out of people.
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Originally Posted by starzinoureyes
YES! this is tied into my other obsession.. ever since i can remember, when i'm @ church i've always wanted to faint & go into convulsions or something completely lunatic like that, just so people would think i'm possessed. idfk why i think it, but i have the same exact thought each & every time. i've told my mother before & she thinks i'm insane... i just think it'd be cool to freak the hell out of people.
We call that catching that holy ghost.
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Originally Posted by popcornplaya
Originally Posted by starzinoureyes
YES! this is tied into my other obsession.. ever since i can remember, when i'm @ church i've always wanted to faint & go into convulsions or something completely lunatic like that, just so people would think i'm possessed. idfk why i think it, but i have the same exact thought each & every time. i've told my mother before & she thinks i'm insane... i just think it'd be cool to freak the hell out of people.
We call that catching that holy ghost.
set that scenario in a catholic church... ain't nobody catching the holy ghost in those services, man.
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Originally Posted by starzinoureyes
Originally Posted by popcornplaya
Originally Posted by starzinoureyes
YES! this is tied into my other obsession.. ever since i can remember, when i'm @ church i've always wanted to faint & go into convulsions or something completely lunatic like that, just so people would think i'm possessed. idfk why i think it, but i have the same exact thought each & every time. i've told my mother before & she thinks i'm insane... i just think it'd be cool to freak the hell out of people.
We call that catching that holy ghost.
set that scenario in a catholic church... ain't nobody catching the holy ghost in those services, man.
In or out of church, youd catch somethin alright...
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std?
wait, did i just take that the wrong way? going off on all sorts of tangents..
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Originally Posted by Diego
Originally Posted by starzinoureyes
Originally Posted by popcornplaya
Originally Posted by starzinoureyes
YES! this is tied into my other obsession.. ever since i can remember, when i'm @ church i've always wanted to faint & go into convulsions or something completely lunatic like that, just so people would think i'm possessed. idfk why i think it, but i have the same exact thought each & every time. i've told my mother before & she thinks i'm insane... i just think it'd be cool to freak the hell out of people.
We call that catching that holy ghost.
set that scenario in a catholic church... ain't nobody catching the holy ghost in those services, man.
In or out of church, youd catch somethin alright...
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dat mass > ny & cali
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Not what I had in mind, but we could go there too.
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