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Socially awkward moments. Volume 3 * *Pictures full of Lulz Page 7**
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walking towards a dude who got the same shirt/sneaker colorway as yours
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walking towards a dude who got the same shirt/sneaker colorway as yours
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Originally Posted by 951guero
IDK why but this *%%% had meOriginally Posted by CaBron James 23
How bout when you take a dump and come out of the stall only to see a co-worker/colleague washing their hands having just heard you flash lightning, drop bricks, wipe, and all that. Then comes the awkward "hey, whats up." You start having a BS convo while youre thinking, "dam, dude just heard me dump" and he's thinking "dam, I just heard dude dump." I SWEAR I NEVER take a dump at school/work when someone else is in the bathroom. It feels like they own a piece of your soul when they see you coming out of the stall.
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Originally Posted by 951guero
IDK why but this *%%% had meOriginally Posted by CaBron James 23
How bout when you take a dump and come out of the stall only to see a co-worker/colleague washing their hands having just heard you flash lightning, drop bricks, wipe, and all that. Then comes the awkward "hey, whats up." You start having a BS convo while youre thinking, "dam, dude just heard me dump" and he's thinking "dam, I just heard dude dump." I SWEAR I NEVER take a dump at school/work when someone else is in the bathroom. It feels like they own a piece of your soul when they see you coming out of the stall.
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Setting the phone down while you take a piss and a girl is on the other line..
I pick up the phone and she says, "You know I could hear you pissing"
FML
I pick up the phone and she says, "You know I could hear you pissing"
FML
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Setting the phone down while you take a piss and a girl is on the other line..
I pick up the phone and she says, "You know I could hear you pissing"
FML
I pick up the phone and she says, "You know I could hear you pissing"
FML
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that gum one is the truth, best way to meet strangers who wouldnt remember you the next day if you dont have anymore gum
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that gum one is the truth, best way to meet strangers who wouldnt remember you the next day if you dont have anymore gum
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When I was leaving work today, a coworker was also getting ready to leave at the exact same time.
Me: You leavin too?
Him: Yup.
Me: Welp, see ya tomorrow (speed walks away so as to avoid awkward conversation for 20 minute walk to the metro).
Me: You leavin too?
Him: Yup.
Me: Welp, see ya tomorrow (speed walks away so as to avoid awkward conversation for 20 minute walk to the metro).
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When I was leaving work today, a coworker was also getting ready to leave at the exact same time.
Me: You leavin too?
Him: Yup.
Me: Welp, see ya tomorrow (speed walks away so as to avoid awkward conversation for 20 minute walk to the metro).
Me: You leavin too?
Him: Yup.
Me: Welp, see ya tomorrow (speed walks away so as to avoid awkward conversation for 20 minute walk to the metro).
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Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
Telling a really long story to a bunch of people that you think is funny/entertaining, only for them to have no reaction when you're done. Make me wanna hit em with the
Me: *tells joke*
Friends: *no reaction at all, they already shifted their attention to something else*
Me:
..then I try to save face by laughing anyway.
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Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
Telling a really long story to a bunch of people that you think is funny/entertaining, only for them to have no reaction when you're done. Make me wanna hit em with the
Me: *tells joke*
Friends: *no reaction at all, they already shifted their attention to something else*
Me:
..then I try to save face by laughing anyway.
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Good looks tho man, those were hilarious.
The worst is when I faked a phone conversation and I get a call while I'm talking.. so my ringer rings mad loudly, showing I wasn't talking to anyone.
Me: Welp, see ya tomorrow (speed walks away so as to avoid awkward conversation for 20 minute walk to the metro).
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Good looks tho man, those were hilarious.
The worst is when I faked a phone conversation and I get a call while I'm talking.. so my ringer rings mad loudly, showing I wasn't talking to anyone.
Me: Welp, see ya tomorrow (speed walks away so as to avoid awkward conversation for 20 minute walk to the metro).
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This shi* happens all that time, I can't hear for shi* lolOriginally Posted by Theta
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This shi* happens all that time, I can't hear for shi* lolOriginally Posted by Theta
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QFMFT
Generally it's every person for themselves. If I don't know you, I'm not holding the elevator for you. Luckily, most days the elevators in my building are pretty fast and it's less than a 20 sec wait for the next one.
