stories of revenge.... karma doesn't exist.......

[Lovetohate3000]

Reading a thread about relationships and how someone got their ex on some payback status.  I know people on here have some crazy stories on getting people who have done you dirty back. 

 

[offbad]

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re fish bait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer **** off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll unleash fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re shark food now.

 

[tr1ll]

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Whats the most grimmiest thing you've ever done. Pt. II

 

[rrlegend]

Karma does exist and it works both ways but some positive energy out there and it'll find away to comeback to you, do some Grundy stuff and your gonna be asking yourself why. I'll post a story when I get to the crib