Stories of Weird Girls.....

[mecks]

you guys are all dumb asking for pm's

anyways. nothing really wierd....
but, i guess this counts... this girl WANTED to dome me up in an elevator at the mall the first time we went out... she sucked at it (no pun intended and itwas her first time.) her explanation was "i always wondered what it was like, and waht it felt like"

ahha... she got better at it tho... =]

 

[liquidswords1988]

Originally Posted by Swag Surfer

oh hell naw

One time, this B on facebook started chatting me and I started talking back. Out of NO WHERE, she started talking about sex and tinypic'd me a picture of a candle in her va jay jay

brings a whole new meaning to the term "waxing that"

 

[18key]

One girl that I know, who wanted me bad but wouldnt let me smash, decided she wanted to make out one night at some random guys appartment who we, and anotherfriend, met on that night through another friend. But she wouldnt let me go past kissing

. After 3 hours of being the nice guy and letting her sit on me while we makeout, I decide to leave the place we were at. Since I was the driver, I gave her and my friend that was with us, a choice to leave too or be stuck in the cityall night with nowhere to sleep but the floor of a somewhat cool guys apartment.

She gets in the back seat. About 10 minutes later, out of nowhere, this broad decides to try to give me ahandjob on the damn freeway. I'm going 80 through Portland on I-5 and I feel my belt loosen up. Keep in mind, this is 5 am and I'd had a couple beers,so I had no choice but to keep focused while her hand dug into my pants... with my best friend sitting in the passenger seat lol'ing his %+% off. If Idecided to try to fight her, I'd swerve. I said '*!$* it, not now' in my head and snatched that hand out like it was some damn fire ants. Aint noway I'm getting handed up while my friend's sitting next to me, after everyone was drinking, speeding, while cops were out.


She didnt finish when I got to her place to drop her off

 

[23kidd]

 

[ittakesalittlebitmore]

PM'd

 

[calypso chanta]

hmmm i am interested about whats going on in here

 

[dendanskesimon]

Originally Posted by Angryostrich

Mods are going to come in here with the Mini Uzi suppressed and the steady aim perk.

Pre-RIP

I want my dam router to show up in the mail already!

 

[soltheman]

I had forgotten about this one chick that I used to mess with; until she came through my grad party last Friday. I sent out the invitation to everyone, withoutweeding out a few people like I should have.

Anyways, this was in like 6th or 7th grade, I don't quite remember. Anyways, I had just hit puberty, so I was beyond thirsty. One of my mom's friendshad a daughter who was a year younger than me, and we hung out from time to time whenever I'd go over there. One day, the girl and I are alone in the housewhile my mom and her friend go to a coffee shop. I'm just chilling watching Charmed on TV when she comes out of the back, completely naked, and offering to"share private parts."

So, I'm like "aw snaps," and we rush into her room. This chick pulls out a soda bottle and says "Pee in this, I want you to pour it onme."

I hit her with the

That day led to my first BJ, though.

 

[alchemist iq]

Talking to this chick over the phone

ME:Whats up?
Her:Nothing, I have a stinging pain in my stomach
Me:Oh, just get some Pepto
Her:I don't need Pepto, I took Tylenol.
Me:Well thats not gonna stop the stinging pain..If its not a stomach problem (Idk what was the problem thought heavy for 2 min) oh you have cramps...you onyour period?
Her:Yay, you understand

MeWTH) should have just told me from the jump

****This is where it gets WEIRD****

Her: You guys are lucky, I just wana talk to you.....You should feel the pain with me (started screaming) You should fell pain of what I'm going thorough.
ME:..............(WTH)...................

Why would i want to fell the pain is you crazy?
Her: I'm just in pain
ME:Well i can't do nothing....hangs up phone.

Chick is weird i don't know why I'm dating her......smh......

 

[importking]

Originally Posted by soltheman

I had forgotten about this one chick that I used to mess with; until she came through my grad party last Friday. I sent out the invitation to everyone, without weeding out a few people like I should have.

Anyways, this was in like 6th or 7th grade, I don't quite remember. Anyways, I had just hit puberty, so I was beyond thirsty. One of my mom's friends had a daughter who was a year younger than me, and we hung out from time to time whenever I'd go over there. One day, the girl and I are alone in the house while my mom and her friend go to a coffee shop. I'm just chilling watching Charmed on TV when she comes out of the back, completely naked, and offering to "share private parts."

So, I'm like "aw snaps," and we rush into her room. This chick pulls out a soda bottle and says "Pee in this, I want you to pour it on me."

I hit her with the

That day led to my first BJ, though.

 

[cobra kai]

Originally Posted by Retro23J

Originally Posted by JoseBronx

man someones lurking

......

goons?

Originally Posted by Swag Surfer

Are you serious? 40 inbox messages? I ain't sendin %##! that is OD to another level beasts. Ask someone I sent it to for the pic.

send dirty the pm's he'll know what to do.

 

[demonbasketball04]

Originally Posted by Swag Surfer

Are you serious? 40 inbox messages? I ain't sendin %##! that is OD to another level beasts. Ask someone I sent it to for the pic.

 

[i dont pass]

Originally Posted by demonbasketball04

Originally Posted by Swag Surfer

Are you serious? 40 inbox messages? I ain't sendin %##! that is OD to another level beasts. Ask someone I sent it to for the pic.

yo I was wondering why this dude aint send the pic my way

 

[mcraptor]

Originally Posted by Cobra Kai

Originally Posted by Retro23J

Originally Posted by JoseBronx

man someones lurking

......

goons?

UAV Jammer?

 

[waystinthyme]

Originally Posted by Alchemist IQ

Talking to this chick over the phone

ME:Whats up?
Her:Nothing, I have a stinging pain in my stomach
Me:Oh, just get some Pepto
Her:I don't need Pepto, I took Tylenol.
Me:Well thats not gonna stop the stinging pain..If its not a stomach problem (Idk what was the problem thought heavy for 2 min) oh you have cramps...you on your period?
Her:Yay, you understand

MeWTH) should have just told me from the jump

****This is where it gets WEIRD****

Her: You guys are lucky, I just wana talk to you.....You should feel the pain with me (started screaming) You should fell pain of what I'm going thorough.
ME:..............(WTH)...................

Why would i want to fell the pain is you crazy?
Her: I'm just in pain
ME:Well i can't do nothing....hangs up phone.

Chick is weird i don't know why I'm dating her......smh......

Are you serious? 40 inbox messages? I ain't sendin %##! that is OD to another level beasts. Ask someone I sent it to for the pic.

-waystinthyme

 

[lrrr]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

chick that i finished having sex with waited till i went to the bathroom and tried to pull out the contents of the condom with a syringe
chick that told me she loved me after the first week that i met her(at first i thought it was cute but it made me go...wait, what?)
another one asked me if her mom and grandma could come on the date with us to dinner and to walk on the beach
a chick that wanted me to finger her on the F train with people in it, goes on vacation, and comes back and claims that "that's too much"(what the !!$% does that mean anyway?)
one wanted me to choke her and punch her in the stomach while kissing her
this one that called me the other day wanted me to pour candle wax on her lower back and scrape it off

Foursome on the beach with two cougars

A grandma is not a cougar

 

[dajoka004]

Originally Posted by soltheman

I had forgotten about this one chick that I used to mess with; until she came through my grad party last Friday. I sent out the invitation to everyone, without weeding out a few people like I should have.

Anyways, this was in like 6th or 7th grade, I don't quite remember. Anyways, I had just hit puberty, so I was beyond thirsty. One of my mom's friends had a daughter who was a year younger than me, and we hung out from time to time whenever I'd go over there. One day, the girl and I are alone in the house while my mom and her friend go to a coffee shop. I'm just chilling watching Charmed on TV when she comes out of the back, completely naked, and offering to "share private parts."

So, I'm like "aw snaps," and we rush into her room. This chick pulls out a soda bottle and says "Pee in this, I want you to pour it on me."

I hit her with the

That day led to my first BJ, though.

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by Lrrr

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

chick that i finished having sex with waited till i went to the bathroom and tried to pull out the contents of the condom with a syringe
chick that told me she loved me after the first week that i met her(at first i thought it was cute but it made me go...wait, what?)
another one asked me if her mom and grandma could come on the date with us to dinner and to walk on the beach
a chick that wanted me to finger her on the F train with people in it, goes on vacation, and comes back and claims that "that's too much"(what the !!$% does that mean anyway?)
one wanted me to choke her and punch her in the stomach while kissing her
this one that called me the other day wanted me to pour candle wax on her lower back and scrape it off

Foursome on the beach with two cougars

A grandma is not a cougar

Umm yea buddy it is. What else would she be?

 

[jumpshot]

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[jumpshot]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

chick that i finished having sex with waited till i went to the bathroom and tried to pull out the contents of the condom with a syringe
chick that told me she loved me after the first week that i met her(at first i thought it was cute but it made me go...wait, what?)
another one asked me if her mom and grandma could come on the date with us to dinner and to walk on the beach
a chick that wanted me to finger her on the F train with people in it, goes on vacation, and comes back and claims that "that's too much"(what the !!$% does that mean anyway?)
one wanted me to choke her and punch her in the stomach while kissing her
this one that called me the other day wanted me to pour candle wax on her lower back and scrape it off

Foursome on the beach with two cougars

A grandma is not a cougar

Umm yea buddy it is. What else would she be?

A GILF?

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by Jumpshot

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

chick that i finished having sex with waited till i went to the bathroom and tried to pull out the contents of the condom with a syringe
chick that told me she loved me after the first week that i met her(at first i thought it was cute but it made me go...wait, what?)
another one asked me if her mom and grandma could come on the date with us to dinner and to walk on the beach
a chick that wanted me to finger her on the F train with people in it, goes on vacation, and comes back and claims that "that's too much"(what the !!$% does that mean anyway?)
one wanted me to choke her and punch her in the stomach while kissing her
this one that called me the other day wanted me to pour candle wax on her lower back and scrape it off

Foursome on the beach with two cougars

A grandma is not a cougar

Umm yea buddy it is. What else would she be?

A GILF?

It's all the same thing, I have no age boundaries as long as you're 21+

 

[jumpshot]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Jumpshot

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

chick that i finished having sex with waited till i went to the bathroom and tried to pull out the contents of the condom with a syringe
chick that told me she loved me after the first week that i met her(at first i thought it was cute but it made me go...wait, what?)
another one asked me if her mom and grandma could come on the date with us to dinner and to walk on the beach
a chick that wanted me to finger her on the F train with people in it, goes on vacation, and comes back and claims that "that's too much"(what the !!$% does that mean anyway?)
one wanted me to choke her and punch her in the stomach while kissing her
this one that called me the other day wanted me to pour candle wax on her lower back and scrape it off

Foursome on the beach with two cougars

A grandma is not a cougar

Umm yea buddy it is. What else would she be?

A GILF?

It's all the same thing, I have no age boundaries as long as you're 21+

Word. I'd smash any hot broad from 15 to 50

.

 

[jayhood23]

Make that 21 to 81

 

[psykho]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Make that 21 to 81

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by psykhO

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Make that 21 to 81

You stonefacing me for my preference, hop off