Stories of Weird Girls.....

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Make that 21 to 81
As long as it still wet, i'll swim.

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Originally Posted by Jumpshot

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Jumpshot

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

chick that i finished having sex with waited till i went to the bathroom and tried to pull out the contents of the condom with a syringe
chick that told me she loved me after the first week that i met her(at first i thought it was cute but it made me go...wait, what?)
another one asked me if her mom and grandma could come on the date with us to dinner and to walk on the beach
a chick that wanted me to finger her on the F train with people in it, goes on vacation, and comes back and claims that "that's too much"(what the !!$% does that mean anyway?)
one wanted me to choke her and punch her in the stomach while kissing her
this one that called me the other day wanted me to pour candle wax on her lower back and scrape it off
Foursome on the beach with two cougars
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A grandma is not a cougar
Umm yea buddy it is. What else would she be?
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A GILF?
It's all the same thing, I have no age boundaries as long as you're 21+
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Word. I'd smash any hot broad from 15 to 50
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Originally Posted by Lrrr

chick that i finished having sex with waited till i went to the bathroom and tried to pull out the contents of the condom with a syringe
chick that told me she loved me after the first week that i met her(at first i thought it was cute but it made me go...wait, what?)
another one asked me if her mom and grandma could come on the date with us to dinner and to walk on the beach
a chick that wanted me to finger her on the F train with people in it, goes on vacation, and comes back and claims that "that's too much"(what the !!$% does that mean anyway?)
one wanted me to choke her and punch her in the stomach while kissing her
this one that called me the other day wanted me to pour candle wax on her lower back and scrape it off
Gotta call ducktales on most if not all of these stories
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Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

chick that i finished having sex with waited till i went to the bathroom and tried to pull out the contents of the condom with a syringe
chick that told me she loved me after the first week that i met her(at first i thought it was cute but it made me go...wait, what?)
another one asked me if her mom and grandma could come on the date with us to dinner and to walk on the beach
a chick that wanted me to finger her on the F train with people in it, goes on vacation, and comes back and claims that "that's too much"(what the !!$% does that mean anyway?)
one wanted me to choke her and punch her in the stomach while kissing her
this one that called me the other day wanted me to pour candle wax on her lower back and scrape it off
Foursome on the beach with two cougars
pimp.gif
A grandma is not a cougar
Umm yea buddy it is. What else would she be?
indifferent.gif
A grandmother...
 
Originally Posted by Lrrr

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

chick that i finished having sex with waited till i went to the bathroom and tried to pull out the contents of the condom with a syringe
chick that told me she loved me after the first week that i met her(at first i thought it was cute but it made me go...wait, what?)
another one asked me if her mom and grandma could come on the date with us to dinner and to walk on the beach
a chick that wanted me to finger her on the F train with people in it, goes on vacation, and comes back and claims that "that's too much"(what the !!$% does that mean anyway?)
one wanted me to choke her and punch her in the stomach while kissing her
this one that called me the other day wanted me to pour candle wax on her lower back and scrape it off
Foursome on the beach with two cougars
pimp.gif
A grandma is not a cougar
Umm yea buddy it is. What else would she be?
indifferent.gif
A grandmother...


Cougar.
Noun.
A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male.
The grandmother would be a cougar I rest my case
 
Originally Posted by ballinamillion1

I do not have the picture anymore


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Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by Lrrr

chick that i finished having sex with waited till i went to the bathroom and tried to pull out the contents of the condom with a syringe
chick that told me she loved me after the first week that i met her(at first i thought it was cute but it made me go...wait, what?)
another one asked me if her mom and grandma could come on the date with us to dinner and to walk on the beach
a chick that wanted me to finger her on the F train with people in it, goes on vacation, and comes back and claims that "that's too much"(what the !!$% does that mean anyway?)
one wanted me to choke her and punch her in the stomach while kissing her
this one that called me the other day wanted me to pour candle wax on her lower back and scrape it off
Foursome on the beach with two cougars
pimp.gif
A grandma is not a cougar
Umm yea buddy it is. What else would she be?
indifferent.gif


a puma

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Make that 21 to 81


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