Strip Clubs

[iceman3699]

Wear sweat pants.

 

[primo456]

@RELLI45

I'm just calling it how I've seen it.  Of course there are always exceptions but I would say the general consensus for most guys is that strippers are made to look at not bring home.  Obviously they are still people and still want a companion but I wouldn't date one.  Call me crazy but I don't feel anyone should see my ladies goods but me.

 

[relli45]

Jim Hill is a OG I catch that dude in the streets all the time.  I caught him and Sherman Hemsley(RIP) at some deparment store in Fox Hills at the same time.

I did here COI is the city of cheap sex with a few badddd ones.  Never been though

 

[relli45]

@RELLI45

I'm just calling it how I've seen it.  Of course there are always exceptions but I would say the general consensus for most guys is that strippers are made to look at not bring home.  Obviously they are still people and still want a companion but I wouldn't date one.  Call me crazy but I don't feel anyone should see my ladies goods but me.

I'm just talking about having fun.  I ain't putting no rings on fingers unless she dropping me off major chips maybe, but I feel you it's different everywhere.  But stripper or not you always got to keep your guard up when it comes to these females

 

[showtime723]

If you have $150-200 bucks to blow, a strip club with your boys is one of the absolute funnest times you can have.  Especially to cap off a night, and some of the women are absolute sex queens.  GREAT fun. 

 

[primo456]

I'm just talking about having fun.  I ain't putting no rings on fingers unless she dropping me off major chips maybe, but I feel you it's different everywhere.  But stripper or not you always got to keep your guard up when it comes to these females

Yeah no doubt.  They are so quick to put blame on us guys when a lot of the time they are the problem.

 

[mojodmonky1]

No disrespect but taking a stripper home is wack.  Who would want to bang a broad who is most likely high on something, may have something and has been grinding on various crusty dudes crotches for the past 10 hours? It's not like strippers get to pick who they associate with.  They have to pretend every guy in there is the bomb and that goes for those dudes with 3 teeth.  Lol. My friend has brought many of these girls home.  They are pigs.  Throw some cocaine down on a table and watch them transform. 

Not the truth though.  All of them drink and only a few of them do hard drugs.  Majority of the one's I've dealt with had day jobs like medical ***., at clothing stores, office jobs, etc.  To generalize them all as being disease spreading ****** is a bit much.  To keep it real with you I had reckless unprotected sex with one inside the club, and didn't get anything from her.  Then I had protected sex with a wholesome, professional, respectable women with a child that she dedicated all her time to and she gave me herpes.  People think stripper and automatically are ready to bad mouth not even knowing. 

I even noticed that the lapdances I was getting weren't the same as the rest of the dudes.  Even the homie didn't believe what I was telling him, because he wasn't getting that treatment either.  Just about every chick I messed with said, dudes be dropping major cash for weak a** lap dances.  I seen a dude in the ATL drop a G on a b***h that he didn't even touch once.  This n***a NeYo dropped 30k on a chick that he never even touched.

The one I smashed in the club saw me while she was talking to a dude, and straight walked off on him in the middle of him talking to approach me.  I over heard what he was saying as she was walking off.  He was trying to drop $600 on her for some pus and she straight gave him the coldest of shoulders.  These girls do pick and choose up on who they want to deal with.  I had one refuse to give me a dance, because it was to much for her after the fact.  But during the dance she went on longer then what I paid, because she got caught up. 

They also claim not be Fing like that because guys be to scared to push up on them, and the ones that do game be lame as hell.

And believe me all of them where quarter peaces in the face and in the waist. 

Alot of these girls strip for the power trip and the money.  Having the ability to control these dudes minds and wallet is all the high some of these chicks need.

Relli knows wsup.

I mean yea there are your stereotypical deadbeat coke***** strippers, but not all are like that. Granted, I have never taken one home (married, so that will never happen either), but some of the girls working at the club have come across as very normal people even in the club setting. Hell the last time I was at a strip club was down in San Diego for a bachelor party and me and my boy ended up chatting up this one dancer who was cool as hell. She wasnt tryin to sell or even hit us up for dances or anything like that. We were just chillin, smokin cigs and shootin the S for a good minute. My boy even asked her if she knew anyone that could get him some coke (it was a long day, we were tired as hell, and he figured might as well go with the stereotype). She was like yea, I dont really mess with drugs. Most of the girls here dont, but there are a couple that do. I can ask if you want. We didnt want to put her through the trouble, but I was pretty surprised to find out that not all strippers are coke addicted ****** that will do anything for money.

As far as girls doing what they want to do (and servicing who they want to service) that is 100% true. I always crack up when I see a dude ask a girl for a dance and she straight shuts him down. I mean, what is this bizzaro world? Usually its the ones who have a steady stable of regular clientele. They know that they can hang out with their "regular" and make 10x as much money for doing 1/2 as much work, than they would going from patron to patron soliciting dances. Other times I've seen strippers who just dont feel like being on that day. At one strip club visit, I saw my boy go off with a stripper for a dance. He was gone for an hour. When he came back, the girl was jus kickin it with him the entire time, probably for a solid 2+ hours more, giving him impromptu dances, shovin her tongue down his throat, etc... etc... Me and the rest of the boys were speculating on how much money he just dropped (thinking it was $500+ easy) but he ended up spending $20 (buying her a drink) the entire night. I guess she was into him and just didnt feel like working. She was all ready to leave with him too until she realized that he had forgotten what her name was and she got up and left all upset.

 

[obina]

No disrespect but taking a stripper home is wack.  Who would want to bang a broad who is most likely high on something, may have something and has been grinding on various crusty dudes crotches for the past 10 hours? It's not like strippers get to pick who they associate with.  They have to pretend every guy in there is the bomb and that goes for those dudes with 3 teeth.  Lol. My friend has brought many of these girls home.  They are pigs.  Throw some cocaine down on a table and watch them transform. 

Agreed. You banging a stripper is not a accomplishment you should be proud of. They may look hot, but there is NOTHING normal about somebody who strips butt booty naked for people for cash. They either have some personal demons or substance abuse issue or extremely depesrate for cash. Not saying all are bad, but I wouldn't take my chances. The illusion is good enough for me.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

Son i've been to stripclubs for about 5 hours with only $80....you'll be fine....I mean it depends on cover charge, beer price, lap dance price....

if your going to a hot venue then def cover is 15-30, beer prices are like $9 sometimes cheaper, lap dance prices are 20-30 per song...wack.

dress comfortable and nice like you want to be seen by these strips. Sometimes you don't eem need to go get a lap dance....they might want to sit on your lap for a bit and you can talk to them and when the convo gets boring you can put a little $1 here or there on them and get a feel and then they'll get a feel....nah mean jelly bean.

beers are what really kill your budget. waters are no different. ask how much a coke is and just sip on that the whole night if money is a concern.

 

[big meech]

Put your **** back in your pocket and save your money.

 

[shogun]

I was at the Spearmint Rhino during lunch time one day and had already spent most my money. I got a cheap lapdance from this hot, brunette milf and played with her nice boobs. After my money was gone she sat on my lap and talked to me and my friends for an hour. Tried to get her to hang out with us that night but no success. |I

Just have fun when you go and don't spend too much money.

 

[mojodmonky1]

Son i've been to stripclubs for about 5 hours with only $80....you'll be fine....I mean it depends on cover charge, beer price, lap dance price....

if your going to a hot venue then def cover is 15-30, beer prices are like $9 sometimes cheaper, lap dance prices are 20-30 per song...wack.

dress comfortable and nice like you want to be seen by these strips. Sometimes you don't eem need to go get a lap dance....they might want to sit on your lap for a bit and you can talk to them and when the convo gets boring you can put a little $1 here or there on them and get a feel and then they'll get a feel....nah mean jelly bean.

beers are what really kill your budget. waters are no different. ask how much a coke is and just sip on that the whole night if money is a concern.

especially in vegas.

man ill go to Sapphire and end up spending $200 easy with more than half of it goin to beer.

 

[runningfishy]

Why do you folks even pay ? You can just leech off the side, so unless you see someone you'd like to motor, or get extras, then bring the cash.

Strip clubs are pointless, and that's why you pre-game, not to save money, but so that you won't get blue balls so easily. If you went in there full on conscience, you'd proally feel some sensation down below and would want booze to keep the engine idle low.

Again, going there, and getting blue balls and then self serving at home is not that good. LOLZ

 

[shogun]

I went to Sapphire, that place is crazy. I think it's the biggest stripclub in the world or used to be. I went at like 11 am and the place was empty. I hung out with the drunkest stripper there. She showed me all the vip rooms and we walked on the glass walkway above everything. My friends didn't know where I was until i waved to them from up there .

 

[runningfishy]

I went to Sapphire, that place is crazy. I think it's the biggest stripclub in the world or used to be. I went at like 11 am and the place was empty. I hung out with the drunkest stripper there. She showed me all the vip rooms and we walked on the glass walkway above everything. My friends didn't know where I was until i waved to them from up there .

they give extras like stoya or what? LOLZ at stoya albino bouncing in a black and white gif.

 

[mojodmonky1]

I went to Sapphire, that place is crazy. I think it's the biggest stripclub in the world or used to be. I went at like 11 am and the place was empty. I hung out with the drunkest stripper there. She showed me all the vip rooms and we walked on the glass walkway above everything. My friends didn't know where I was until i waved to them from up there .

they give extras like stoya or what? LOLZ at stoya albino bouncing in a black and white gif.[/quote]

i re-read what you wrote 4 times and I still cant figure out what you were trying to say hahahaha.

Everyone has their own personal preference when it comes to Vegas strip clubs, but I always go to Sapphire. If it aint broke, dont fix it. I'm not really a lap dance kinda guy myself. I just like to go and hang out with the boys, have some drinks, toss some dollars on the stage, and shoot the S with some of the girls. Since I'm not really into lapdances, it doesnt bother me that they do the lapdances at the table/in your seat as opposed to taking you into a seperate room.

Why do you folks even pay ? You can just leech off the side, so unless you see someone you'd like to motor, or get extras, then bring the cash.

Strip clubs are pointless, and that's why you pre-game, not to save money, but so that you won't get blue balls so easily. If you went in there full on conscience, you'd proally feel some sensation down below and would want booze to keep the engine idle low.

Again, going there, and getting blue balls and then self serving at home is not that good. LOLZ

man leeching off the side is some lowdown bum-level stuff man I still remember at my bachelor party we were at Sapphire and my boys were sending me an endless stream of girls for lapdances. At one point, one of my buddy's sits down next to me and starts leaching (would be slappin that booty while girls is dancing, or doin dumb stuff like that). Had to tell dude to fall back and knock it off as the girls were getting annoyed real quick.

 

[shogun]

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I didn't get anything extra. It really depends on the place and the individual girls. You would think that big time clubs like that have heavily warned their dancers not to do that kind of stuff so they don't get shut down. I might've convinced her for some play while we were in the elevator, I was really wasted though . At the Rhino this one really hot dancer offered my friend a threesome with another dancer for $500 that night. She looked like a really hot version of the blond girl from Hustle & Flow. Braided blond hair, wearing underwear and a cutoff shirt that showed as much underboob as possible and a stomach tattoo. Her friend was nasty though. My friend isn't into paying for play so he passed.

 

[mrbrown]

Sams in downtown is not really a strip club... Its like a bar where you can see boobs and chicks dancing in thongs.

Rarely will you see some pink. I have not been to a real strip club cause I hear they dont serve alcohol?

 

[shogun]

I also have to mention that you guys in California are lucky since the famous pornstars almost never do any featured dancing in NY. They'll occasionally go to Philly or NJ. NY is whack since full nude is not allowed.

 

[dman14]

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I didn't get anything extra. It really depends on the place and the individual girls. You would think that big time clubs like that have heavily warned their dancers not to do that kind of stuff so they don't get shut down. I might've convinced her for some play while we were in the elevator, I was really wasted though . At the Rhino this one really hot dancer offered my friend a threesome with another dancer for $500 that night. She looked like a really hot version of the blond girl from Hustle & Flow. Braided blond hair, wearing underwear and a cutoff shirt that showed as much underboob as possible and a stomach tattoo. Her friend was nasty though. My friend isn't into paying for play so he passed.

i remember some chick offered 200 for a quick private/extra after she got off work, but i was "im good"
she was good looking, but that's just too much for probably 15 minutes, lol

 

[shogun]

Yeah, I wouldn't pay to hookup with a stripper. Just sweet talk one and be nice and you'll find one who wants to hookup.

 

[mojodmonky1]

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I didn't get anything extra. It really depends on the place and the individual girls. You would think that big time clubs like that have heavily warned their dancers not to do that kind of stuff so they don't get shut down. I might've convinced her for some play while we were in the elevator, I was really wasted though . At the Rhino this one really hot dancer offered my friend a threesome with another dancer for $500 that night. She looked like a really hot version of the blond girl from Hustle & Flow. Braided blond hair, wearing underwear and a cutoff shirt that showed as much underboob as possible and a stomach tattoo. Her friend was nasty though. My friend isn't into paying for play so he passed.

i remember some chick offered 200 for a quick private/extra after she got off work, but i was "im good"
she was good looking, but that's just too much for probably 15 minutes, lol

rub one out real quick first, then pound away like a champ for an hour. get your monies worth.

if anyone is looking to find out more about a certain club, you might wanna check out tuscl dot net

 

[yvespo3]

One tip I would give is to master the dollar recycle (think when Al Bundy had a dollar on a string). I've mastered the art of slapping a chicks butt 10 times with the same dollar. Went to sin city in the Bronx for the first time recently and wooooooow. Its already mentioned but drinks is what kills your pockets. If you are. Able to bring a chick with you there do it, strippers will flock to ya

 

[frostythepoptart]

i love people that clown on strip clubs.... i just identify them as boring.

its a room full of breasts, and hot women all being seductive and flirtatious. go live life and indulge. i remember my first time i was like yo this is so much more fun than if i had just bought some vaj

i go maybe 2-3 times a year. usually twice for a yearly vegas trip and then once randomly in between that.

its just a fun experience.

the conversation with girls are entertaining especially if you can play around with them a bit and always remain conscious that they're trying for your wallet. i will say not all of them are like that, i've chilled with a few for like 2 hours off of one or two dances. while we watched the ladies on stage.

i gotta get back man

 

[csmith08]

good experience for the first time but other than that keep ya money.