Stupid things adults used to tell you as a child

[18key]

If you eat watermelon seeds, one will grow in your stomach.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by Ballin all day

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

"It'll only hurt for a few seconds."

I feel you on this one.

 

[Dragonflijones]

My mom said that if I went in the yard and spun around I might get dizzy. I thought she said I'd turn into a daisy. I was afraid to spin around for years.

 

[kanyewestjayz4life]

Dad: Ill give you something to cry about.
Me: **%$@ im already cryin (you never said it out load though)

Santa put the present under the tree. I know they are trying to give us something to believe in but cmon. Imma tell my son from the jump im santa, my paycheckput those present under the tree. I am not gonna sit and let dude take credit for my work.

 

[255forlife]

Originally Posted by 18key

If you eat watermelon seeds, one will grow in your stomach.

it really happened.

 

[dmbrhs]

If I considered conspiracy theorists to be a bunch of ******s, then I'd die.

Thank god that wasn't true.

 

[atlien seeko]

Originally Posted by dmbrhs

If I considered conspiracy theorists to be a bunch of ******s, then I'd die.

Thank god that wasn't true.

Shots?!

 

[queencitysneakerqueen]

Originally Posted by pr1nts

if i made a funny face it would get stuck like that

 

[da future nike rep]

That white people were bad and to never marry a white woman lol.
All though elementary school it was in my memory bank, knew a white girl that was cute too back in the 6th grade and didnt even talk to her like that becauseof her skin color.

When junior high/high school came around it was a whole different story as i started to love just about every color then lol.

 

[prokid404]

This will hurt me more than it'll hurt you..

 

[potus2028]

If I dont eat my vegetables, I wont be big and strong...


Well I still hate most vegetables, but I still managed 2 be 6'4"...

 

[flip sensayshun]

I was told that if a butterfly drops a deuce on me, I'll turn into stone.

 

[vctry20]

Dad: Ill give you something to cry about.
I got that all the time

Now I think about it, I caught a lot of threats as a child from pops

 

[rocman23]

dont do drugs

 

[retrosneakerz23]

lose your virginity when you get married....

 

[b1acman365]

Do not open an umbrella in the household

 

[nktran001]

Try being Asian, you get tons of funny/weird things being told to you as a child.

 

[sneakerpimp2k8]

if your head wasnt attached to your neck you would forget it at home, i always forgot to take books to/from school

 

[dacityslanga]

If you swallow gum it takes 7 years to digest

 

[nomoplayinga]

girls just want to have fun

 

[czur1127]

Originally Posted by donpoppa

if I crossed my eyes they might get stuck.
if I sit close to the tv I would go blind.

stare into the microwave I would go blind.

I can od off too many flintstones vitamins

if I ate standing up my feet would get bigger

 

[alchemiss]

My dad used to tell me that those colorful juices in the gallon plastic jugs were for birds =/

 

[cidman911]

When my mom bought me shoes...

"The bubble can pop and you can hurt your leg and go to the hospital".

wow.

With the whole drama face everytime she bought me a pair. Like..."Oh my god papi, be careful walking on those things. Don't you like these Adidasbetter?"

 

[longrange3ball]

If I eat mushrooms, I'd grow like Super Mario.

 

[thugnificence]

if i got an itch and scratched it in front of my grandmother (she's Jamaican and overly religious) then she would tell me it was my sins biting me and ineeded to repent for whatever i had done