Stupid things adults used to tell you as a child

[bluexsneakerhead]

if i jumped on new year's countdown, i'll grow taller

 

[jordanhead2]

Originally Posted by SlamCity

Originally Posted by pr1nts

if i made a funny face it would get stuck like that

I got this all tie time

co-sign. My Dad always said something about a "Bad Wind" hitting me and me staying stuck looking stupid forever

 

[frostythepoptart]

"I got caught with my dads porn once watching it on tv he told me that if I ever steal his porn again he was going to tie me up and drop me off in thatbig ol' graveyard in Buffalo. "

yo shots fired influenza?

 

[teflandon]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by Ballin all day

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

"It'll only hurt for a few seconds."

I feel you on this one.

 

[nocomment6]

if you play with the fire you will pee into your pants..nonsense....

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

if you wear your glasses, your eyesight will improve

haha

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by JFMartiMcDandruff

if you wear your glasses, your eyesight will improve

haha

wutlol

 

[the natural mystic]

If you whistle in the house, you are calling the devil. Til this day I'm scared to whistle indoors.

 

[nosnebw]

You can grow watermelons in your stomach if you eat the seeds